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Rileyoriley 07-27-2008 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
What did the man say to the buffalo?



Keep your chin up.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyn9Q...eature=related


Good song. One of the first concerts I ever went to was Three Dog Night (minus Danny who had fallen down some stairs and broken his arm). I guess that would have made it a Two Dog Night concert.

Mortimer 07-28-2008 11:26 AM

wuff!



wuff!!



Not the greatest they ever did ( they're all pretty much insane now),but The Outpost was the venue of many great CWD experiences for mah own personal azz.





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUd-wkD9-bc

Mortimer 07-31-2008 08:10 AM

SnowyWoods.....where puds and the Illinois Fighting Vagini come to rest...and cool.

Mortimer 08-01-2008 08:07 AM

We will be awarding a Best of Show for the board ladies vagina contest today.




Let's hear those descriptions,girls.

Photos will definitely be given priority.

Don't be shy....show Vagina Pride---dammit!!

Mortimer 08-01-2008 08:33 AM

Meanwhile...on hour side stage.....debunking lifetime givens:



3+3=6








Oh really?











Take yer 3........now add another right next to it as a mirror image......OK?


Now smoosh them together.





You see ...8 ?



















Now then.....W.





Double U....correct?









V+V= W









Double V .







































Ya just can't buy stuff like this.

Antitrust32 08-01-2008 08:44 AM

since mine is the only one you've seen... do I automatically win? :D

Mortimer 08-01-2008 08:46 AM

(Baby....I thought we weren't going to mention our Sara encounter? You may have just disqualified yourself.)

Antitrust32 08-01-2008 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
(Baby....I thought we weren't going to mention our Sara encounter? You may have just disqualified yourself.)


I know you cant compare a professional vag to amateurs.


:tro:

Mortimer 08-01-2008 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
I know you cant compare a professional vag to amateurs.


:tro:



ror!!


This is SSSSSSSSSO true!!!










You are now officially disqualified...with honors.



;)

Mortimer 08-01-2008 10:10 AM

Etched on the back of a certain CheapWhiskeyDancerBar:




she never fails to deliver with her vaginal quiver
she gets up tight and throws forward with all her might
and shapes circles in your eyes so you can't see
it will blind your mind just a little at a time 'cause her name is Fran-ee

Mortimer 08-01-2008 10:13 AM

I think it was probably Ree Diculahs who etched it.

Sightseek 08-01-2008 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Etched on the back of a certain CheapWhiskeyDancerBar:




she never fails to deliver with her vaginal quiver
she gets up tight and throws forward with all her might
and shapes circles in your eyes so you can't see
it will blind your mind just a little at a time 'cause her name is Sight-ee

:mad:

Mortimer 08-01-2008 10:17 AM

uh-oh

Mortimer 08-01-2008 10:18 AM

make better

Sightseek 08-01-2008 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
make better

Kissy


I'm too bitchy to be a cheapwhiskeydancer, I'd deliver a swift kick to the head to anyone who got near me. :)

Mortimer 08-01-2008 10:20 AM

kissy-poo



Gud wun!

Sightseek 08-01-2008 10:41 AM

I was in Cleveland a few months ago and made a stop in the male cheapwhiskeybar...I think this may have been NT's very own predator...




http://www.farhorizons.com/south-ame...closeup_lg.jpg

Mortimer 08-01-2008 11:21 AM

Oh fer gosh sakes.

Sightseek 08-01-2008 11:23 AM

I thought you shook your money maker pretty well.

Mortimer 08-01-2008 11:40 AM

And I thought your purse didn't shake enough in kind.


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