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Rileyoriley 07-18-2010 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 670842)
:mad:

What happened to "It's a beautiful day"?

clyde 07-18-2010 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 670850)
What happened to "It's a beautiful day"?




I tire of your smart azz attitude,young lady.

It's moth balls for you.

Rileyoriley 07-18-2010 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 670857)
I tire of your smart azz attitude,young lady.

It's moth balls for you.

So many smart azz responses come to mind.......:D






I'll have another cup of coffee first.

clyde 07-18-2010 08:53 PM

spit!!






Make that EIGHT pots.

An no napping

clyde 07-18-2010 09:01 PM

I may have left something easily misinterpreted.



This.



I love you........

I really love you.





No name was mentioned,purposely.

So nothing should be assumed.

You would almost Shirley be wrong.



Will hang around just few more minutes..and that's it.

You'll see,Uncly...you laughing hyena,you.

Rileyoriley 07-18-2010 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 670863)
spit!!






Make that EIGHT pots.

An no napping

Or moths.:D

clyde 07-18-2010 09:05 PM

Oh my God!!


It's the real deal.














thud

clyde 07-18-2010 11:29 PM

Shid.

I fell asleep..so didn't have the opportunity to thank all the well wishers and those begging me to stay.

























Oh.






































There aren't any.

























:mad:

Rileyoriley 07-19-2010 09:24 AM

Stay.:)

MaTH716 07-19-2010 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 670960)
Stay.:)

Please no help or encouragement from the studio audience..........

Sightseek 07-19-2010 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 670960)
Stay.:)

Ditto



(he loves this)

Rileyoriley 07-19-2010 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 670962)
Please no help or encouragement from the studio audience..........

You have to admit, he livens up the place.

MaTH716 07-19-2010 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 670966)
You have to admit, he livens up the place.

He's no RHT1985, but he does do a pretty good job.

MaTH716 07-19-2010 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 670967)
He's no RHT1985, but he does do a pretty good job.

Wait, I take that back. I forgot, I promised myself that I wouldn't say anything nice about that creep until he returned my keys..........

FGFan 07-19-2010 11:25 AM

Yes you do need to stay, at least for the duration of the reprieve.

And then it's back to the library for you!!!

clyde 07-19-2010 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 670963)
Ditto



(he loves this)

Ah do!!..I mean I don't!!

Shut up.




The only reason I come back, briefly, is I feel bad Stevie would not let my finish my good bye work.

It was brilliant,but I cannot revive that effort.

But I do wish to plant a special song on the little heads of my fine female board buddies. Fellers..I like ya lot, but that's where it stops.




Alphabetically,each will get a very specially fashioned song/poim from me.


Debbie
Franny
Gooey ( aka Brown Sugah)
Sighty-poo
UnclyTrust



Ladies,try to control yourselves as I pop each one up..one at a time...with time in between so you may each touch yourselves.

Sightseek 07-19-2010 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 671163)
Ah do!!..I mean I don't!!

Shut up.




The only reason I come back, briefly, is I feel bad Stevie would not let my finish my good bye work.

It was brilliant,but I cannot revive that effort.

But I do wish to plant a special song on the little heads of me fine female board buddies. Fellers..I like ya lot, but that's where it stops.




Alphabetically,each will get a very specially fashioned song/poim from me.


Debbie
Franny
Gooey ( aka Brown Sugah)
Sighty-poo
UnclyTrust



Ladies,try to control yourselves as I pop each one up..one at a time...with time in between so you may each touch yourselves.

Don't keep us waiting too long!

clyde 07-19-2010 07:58 PM

Debbie...dance with me as you hear,see,sniff this.

You know how much I love you.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OlG2ek-wzs


debbie amour




Do-do-doo-do-de-dah

Do-do-doo-do-de-dah







My pretty baaay-bee,lovely as a December snow
My pretty laaay-dee,distant as an ember's glow
My Deb-ee Amour, pretty little one that I adore
You're the only girl my :{>: for
How I wish that you were mine

In a staaay-bul or sometimes on a crowded street
I’ve been near you, I’ve even stepped on your little feet
My Deb-ee Amour, won't you tell me how could you ignore
Those ragged clothes that I wore
How I wish that you were mine

Do-do-doo-do-de-dah

Do-do-doo-do-de-dah


Do-do-doo-do-de-dah

Do-do-doo-do-de-dah



Maybe someday you'll see my face form in some distant clouds
Maybe someday you’ll even hear me speak out loud
Oh, Deb-ee Amour, pretty little one that I adore
You're the only girl my :{>: for
How I wish that you were mine


Do-do-doo-do-de-dah

Do-do-doo-do-de-dah





clyde 07-19-2010 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 671166)
Don't keep us waiting too long!

Happy now...are ya?

Sightseek 07-19-2010 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 671168)
Happy now...are ya?

Very!

Carry on good Sir!

:)

clyde 07-19-2010 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 671169)
Very!

Carry on good Sir!

:)

Thank you so very much.


You have an advantage...being down the queue

I will take a request, else you'll get what pops in my noodle.


kiss-kiss,hug-hug

Sightseek 07-19-2010 08:06 PM

Surprise me! I like surprises.

clyde 07-19-2010 08:18 PM

Walk for me,Franny..make me believe you mean it.

You know how much I love you.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2Wzo...eature=related


isn't she franny





Isn't she Franny
Isn't she wonderful
Isn't she precious
She never grows old
I never thought I’d see so much
In a girls walking her touch
But isn't she Franny lovely to the eye

Isn't she pretty
Truly the angel's best
Boy, I'm so happy
I have been heaven blessed
I can't believe what God has done
To make someone’s walk be such fun
But isn't she lovely ,she’s Franny










Isn't she lovely
Life and love are the same
Life is so Franny
The meaning of her name
Poetic Dupa, it could have not been done
Without the lessening of the summer sun
That's so very lovely made from Franny

clyde 07-19-2010 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 671172)
Surprise me! I like surprises.

I am..at your service

clyde 07-19-2010 08:37 PM

Gooey....have always wanted to feel what you taste like.

You know I love you.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Acf4z...eature=related


you are the gooeyshine of my life





You are the gooeyshine of my life
That's why I'll always be around,
You are the sugah for my sweet,
Forever you'll stay in my little belly

I feel like this is the beginning,
Though I've loved you for a million seconds..I mean years,
And if I thought our love was ending,
I'd find myself getting all gooey in my tears

You are the gooeyshine of my life,
That's why I'll always stay around,
You are the sugah for my sweet,
Forever you'll stay in my little belly

You must have known that I was hopeless,
Because you came to my rescue,
And I know that this must be heaven,
How could so much love be inside of you?

You are the gooeyshine of my life, yeah,
That's why I'll always stay around,
You are the sugah for my sweet,,
Forever you'll stay in my little belly

[Background..oh really?)] Love has joined us,
Love has joined us,
Let's think sweet love,Brown Sugah

clyde 07-19-2010 08:44 PM

Well the pressure is really on now.

I have to perform for Sighty-poo live.




I may fold.

Sightseek 07-19-2010 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 671185)
Well the pressure is really on now.

I have to perform for Sighty-poo live.




I may fold.

You can turn away like Jim Morrison in the early part of his career.

clyde 07-19-2010 09:04 PM

I wish I knew what that meant.

Having a little trouble here...you are not easy.





eauxh!!




got it!!



I wanted to honor all American Negroes for giving the world Stevie Kapets...I mean Wonder.

But I don't want to offend Oreos and Vanilla Wafers.




I know what to do!

Rileyoriley 07-19-2010 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 671167)
Debbie...dance with me as you hear,see,sniff this.

You know how much I love you.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OlG2ek-wzs


debbie amour




Do-do-doo-do-de-dah

Do-do-doo-do-de-dah







My pretty baaay-bee,lovely as a December snow
My pretty laaay-dee,distant as the embers glow
My Deb-ee Amour, pretty little one that I adore
You're the only girl my :{>: for
How I wish that you were mine

In a staaay-bul or somewhere on a crowded street
I’ve been near you, I’ve even stepped on your little feet
My Deb-ee Amour, won't you tell me how could you ignore
Those ragged clothes that I wore
How I wish that you were mine

Do-do-doo-do-de-dah

Do-do-doo-do-de-dah


Maybe someday you'll see my face form in some clouds
Maybe someday you’ll even hear me speak out loud
Oh, Deb-ee Amour, pretty little one that I adore
You're the only girl my :{>: for
How I wish that you were mine


Do-do-doo-do-de-dah

Do-do-doo-do-de-dah





I am touched (and I don't mean in the head) but I did not touch.
And no moths were harmed this night.;)

Good to see you return my friend.

clyde 07-19-2010 09:15 PM

Sighty-poo...help me..I need to be shore

You know I love you.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuKeSUUK-A4




how can i be shore






How can I be shore
On a board that's constantly changin'?
How can I be shore
Where I stand with yo behind?

Whenever I
Whenever I am away from you
I wanna die
'cause you know I wanna stay with you

How do I know?
Maybe you're trying to use me
Flying too high scares me
Touch(!!!) me but don't take me down

Whenever I
Whenever I am away from you
My alibi is tellin' people you are fat and wear a thorn bush
Maybe I'm just hanging around
With my head up, upside down
It's a pity
I can't seem to find someone
Who's as pretty 'n' lovely as you

How can I be sure
Ah really, really, really, wanna kno-o-ow
Ahreally, really, really, wanna kno-o-ow

(eauxxxh...)















How's your tail feather?
Weather or not, we're together
Together we'll see it much better
I love you, I love you forever
You know where I can be found( no you don’t!)

How can I be shore
On a board that's constantly changing?
How can I be shore?
I'll be shore with you.

Sightseek 07-19-2010 09:18 PM

Bravo!

:tro:

Sightseek 07-19-2010 09:20 PM

Wait!

You tell people I'm fat?!?!? :mad:

clyde 07-19-2010 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 671202)
I am touched (and I don't mean in the head) but I did not touch.
And no moths were harmed this night.

Good to see you return my friend.

Just for this...now I go to start trying to assimilate back to human form.



Wish me luck..I'll certainly need it.




:{>::{>::{>::{>:

clyde 07-19-2010 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 671209)
Wait!

You tell people I'm fat?!?!? :mad:


!!





I said I love you fo-evah!!




God, what do you want!!??

clyde 07-19-2010 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 671206)
Bravo!

:tro:

I have a beautiful mind...don't ya know.

Sightseek 07-19-2010 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 671211)
!!





I said I love you fo-evah!!




God, what do you want!!??

:D

Rileyoriley 07-19-2010 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 671210)
Just for this...now I go to start trying to assimilate back to human form.



Wish me luck..I'll certainly need it.




:{>::{>::{>::{>:

Best of luck to you my friend. You'll be fine.

clyde 07-19-2010 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 671213)
:D


;)

clyde 07-19-2010 09:23 PM

I still have to serenade Uncly.



And I thought Sighty was tough.

Oh boy.

Sightseek 07-19-2010 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 671214)
Best of luck to you my friend. You'll be fine.

I'd say ditto, but you hate that. :)


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