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clyde 10-19-2010 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 708846)
Damn...I love funerals

I could sing a song and tell everyone what a great American you were !!


Sighty & Franny & Debodeb & Gooey could wear slinky black dresses !!!




When do you think it will be - I need to get a cat sitter.

I said if there was one...just pretend there is.

Probably 3 months from now...or less.Their wearing hot stuff is very tempting, but not much I can do about it.

clyde 10-19-2010 08:17 PM

Play this for me so you won't forget me.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqI81Xa2mFk

clyde 10-19-2010 08:21 PM

I hope Stevie won't let anyone use any form of Mortimer or Clyde...just a last favor I guess.

Sightseek 10-19-2010 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 708846)
Damn...I love funerals

I could sing a song and tell everyone what a great American you were !!


Sighty & Franny & Debodeb & Gooey could wear slinky black dresses !!!




When do you think it will be - I need to get a cat sitter.

We'll put on a grand performance!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d51Fa...eature=related

clyde 10-19-2010 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 708853)

WHOA...the shimmying was a little amateurish, but the rest.......whoa...

geeker2 10-19-2010 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 708853)

Ror Sighty !!

We'll never get the coffin lid shut !!!

clyde 10-19-2010 08:32 PM

going to be burned,but thanks so much

geeker2 10-19-2010 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 708852)
I hope Stevie won't let anyone use any form of Mortimer or Clyde...just a last favor I guess.

I for one promise that I will boycott anyone assuming your name(s).


Unless it is a female and she sends me boobee photos

clyde 10-19-2010 08:41 PM

thank you for heart felt eulogy,Geeker

clyde 10-19-2010 09:14 PM

I would ike Gooey to say something for me.


I love her innocent and pleasant way:





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PAABJ0hH84

Rileyoriley 10-19-2010 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 708846)
Damn...I love funerals

I could sing a song and tell everyone what a great American you were !!


Sighty & Franny & Debodeb & Gooey could wear slinky black dresses !!!




When do you think it will be - I need to get a cat sitter.

We will fill his coffin with boo-bee and dupa photos!!!





I need to get a dog sitter.

clyde 10-19-2010 09:21 PM

I said ...I am going to be burned.

Rileyoriley 10-19-2010 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 708882)
I said ...I am going to be burned.

OH! A barbecue!:D

clyde 10-19-2010 09:29 PM

i hate you.....really i do

Rileyoriley 10-19-2010 09:30 PM

:{>::D

clyde 10-19-2010 09:31 PM

God.





:{>::{>::{>::{>:

clyde 10-19-2010 10:43 PM

Oh well.



Got the call a few hours ago.

To boil it down into it's lowest common denominator...I have a broken head and it can't be fixed.

clyde 10-19-2010 10:55 PM

Done by my very good friend from Warren,Ohio....Boz Skaggs




SWEET RELEASE






I was born
On a side road far from here
While the town was burning
Out my dark window

I was crowned
With a cage of cold barbed-wire
And my bottle
I keep with me
Even till now

Curse my pain
Curse the sunrise every dawn
Oh yeah
Oh those sidewalks ran me ragged
Yeah those cracks my only guide.. oh

Long for midnight
Long for darkness sweet release..oh yes
Beg the alleys
For your endless time to cease

Screaming blackbird on my shoulder
Mark my nearness to his youth.. oh
Left my senses reeling
As he cried "I understand you".. oh

Try the handle
Try the doorway try the path
Try to enter.. to enter
And to find some solace there
Oh there

In this clearing
You'll find nothing but a song
Give it breath give it sunshine
And with you it will belong.. oh belong

It will whisper
It will stir a gentle breeze
It's hands are your hands
They will take you where you please
If you please

Will you choose to be gentle
Its just your life whatever you feel
Are we blind for a reason
Or is it just to make it real.. oh real

Show me do
Give me seashells for my ears
Tell your neighbours.. oh
And forgive them for their fears

geeker2 10-20-2010 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 708886)
OH! A barbecue!:D

I am not going to a barbecue in Ohio in the dead of winter. Could you please live until late spring?

Sightseek 10-20-2010 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 708867)
going to be burned,but thanks so much

Shall we spread your ashes in Vegas?

geeker2 10-20-2010 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 708967)
Shall we spread your ashes in Vegas?

Shouldn't we have a vote on this - after all at that moment in time Morty Poo really won't care.

But Vegas would work just fine for me :tro:

Coach Pants 10-20-2010 09:02 AM


Kasept 10-20-2010 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 708852)
I hope Stevie won't let anyone use any form of Mortimer or Clyde...just a last favor I guess.

Gladly! We will retire 'Clyde', 'Mortimer' and any form of MDF that has ever appeared here or anywhere else.

Please provide in triplicate a list of all monikers you have ever used.

Thank you.



(Oh.. quick question. Can we make 'smores around the fire?)

notyep59 10-20-2010 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 708967)
Shall we spread your ashes in Vegas?

you people should be ashamed of making fun of morty like this! i want to say he has feelings, too, but i just can't. as his #1 fan, i would like to thank him for his fine work and let him know that i will miss it. oh yeah, can someone start a thread about places to stay in vegas?

Sightseek 10-20-2010 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notyep59 (Post 709024)
you people should be ashamed of making fun of morty like this! i want to say he has feelings, too, but i just can't. as his #1 fan, i would like to thank him for his fine work and let him know that i will miss it. oh yeah, can someone start a thread about places to stay in vegas?

Don't worry, he will not RIP and will haunt us daily. :D

Rileyoriley 10-20-2010 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 708953)
I am not going to a barbecue in Ohio in the dead of winter. Could you please live until late spring?

We'll make it a bonfire for the cold wimps and there'll be s'mores!:D

clyde 10-23-2010 10:09 PM

More funny people.


Oh you are all so funny.

Real rib crackers here.

You will all pay....you ,too,Kapets.

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clyde 10-23-2010 10:17 PM

eauxh mine Got!!!!!!!



rule-eng en leff-eng!!








Get that fool out of my sight!

FGFan 10-24-2010 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 710332)
More funny people.


Oh you are all so funny.

Real rib crackers here.

You will all pay....you ,too,Kapets.

Yeah right...ROR..snort, spit.

Ghosts can't do much now can they...:p:D

Rudeboyelvis 10-24-2010 08:28 AM

He's Risen!!

Clydee and Benny - 2 miracle workers on earth:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lvU-DislkI

clyde 10-24-2010 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 710423)
Yeah right...ROR..snort, spit.

Ghosts can't do much now can they...:p:D


You might be surprised...... =;>







Just thayin'.

clyde 10-24-2010 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 710454)
He's Risen!!

Clydee and Benny - 2 miracle workers on earth:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lvU-DislkI

!



We certainly have come a long way from clubbing girls on the head to take home to Mom.

clyde 10-24-2010 01:43 PM

A brat has lied to me.



Today is my last day here.

clyde 10-24-2010 02:10 PM

If the brat sends me a boo bee photo...then I'll stay.

clyde 10-24-2010 03:28 PM

Stevie...you may have a huge ,sudden influx of new meat here. I have directed the dense over at PlentyOfNincompoops to come here.


I have caused 3 of the old witches there to delete their profile.

=:>

clyde 10-24-2010 04:54 PM

yoo-hoo!!



oh Franny-kins!











beatya beatya beatya!!!!

Kasept 10-24-2010 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 710570)
Stevie...you may have a huge ,sudden influx of new meat here. I have directed the dense over at PlentyOfNincompoops to come here.


I have caused 3 of the old witches there to delete their profile.

=:>

Oh! Thank god ! You're.. OK. I thought I saw someone make mention of your passing...


Thank you so much for the reflux... I mean influx. Will they be bringing boobage?

clyde 10-24-2010 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasept (Post 710591)
Oh! Thank god ! You're.. OK. I thought I saw someone make mention of your passing...


Thank you so much for the reflux... I mean influx. Will they be bringing boobage?


Tragic news really carries fast here.



You know,Steve...I'm not sure the group over there has any boo bees.


What a bunch of upitty old biddies.

Sightseek 10-24-2010 06:55 PM

Oh Ralphy....

I got a Zenyaddayaddayadda stein! :p


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