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AeWingnut 11-30-2008 03:13 PM

Snowy Woods
 

Mortimer 12-01-2008 01:18 AM

Fine work.


I just hope you only have a camera and not a hunting rifle as well.....that wouldn't be smart.

Mortimer 12-01-2008 03:14 AM

Let's sing along with this great song...shall we??


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkAuBGyQVG4


"Maybe I'm Amazed"

-written by Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy-


Maybe I'm Amazed At The Way I Love Me All The Time
Maybe I'm Afraid Of The Way I Love Me
Maybe I'm Amazed At The Way I Pulled Me Out Of Time
And Hung Me On A Line
Maybe I'm Amazed At The Way I Really Need Me


Maybe I am Me And Maybe I'm A Lonely Me
Who's In The Middle Of Something
That I Don't Really Understand

Maybe I'm Me And Maybe I'm The Only One
Who Could Ever Help Me
Baby Won't You Help Me Understand










Maybe I'm Me And Maybe I'm A Lonely Me
Who's In The Middle Of Something
That I Don't Really Understand

Maybe I am Me And Maybe I am The Only One
Who Could Ever Help Me
Baby Won't You Help Me Understand




Maybe I'm Amazed At The Way I'm With Me All The Time
Maybe I'm Afraid Of The Way I Leave Me
Maybe I'm Amazed At The Way I Help Me Sing My Song
Right Me When I'm Wrong
Maybe I'm Amazed At The Way I Really Need Me










Maybe I'm Me And Maybe I'm A Lonely Me
Who's In The Middle Of Something
That I Don't Really Understand

Maybe I am Me And Maybe I am The Only One
Who Could Ever Help Me
Baby Won't You Help Me Understand



Well Maybe I'm Amazed
Maybe I'm Amazed

YEEEES!...Maybe I'm Amazed
YESYESYES...YES!! Maybe I'm Amazed
I'm Amazed with ...ME

cowgirlintexas 12-01-2008 07:46 AM

:rolleyes:

Mortimer 12-01-2008 07:52 AM

:mad:

cowgirlintexas 12-01-2008 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
:mad:

Is that a new version?

Mortimer 12-01-2008 08:00 AM

I believe it's still the original.

cowgirlintexas 12-01-2008 08:01 AM

Well, they are both perfect.














:{>: :{>:

Mortimer 12-01-2008 08:02 AM

:{>: :) :{>:

geeker2 12-01-2008 03:16 PM

If CG had a prosthetic leg...could you date her?

Mortimer 12-01-2008 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2
If CG had a prosthetic leg...could you date her?


Yes.






More.

cowgirlintexas 12-01-2008 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2
If CG had a prosthetic leg...could you date her?

Oh

My

God!

:rolleyes:

He likes my real legs tho better ;)

cowgirlintexas 12-01-2008 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Yes.






More.


:{>: :{>: :{>: :{>:

Mortimer 12-01-2008 04:48 PM

boing!!

geeker2 12-01-2008 05:09 PM

Paul would be proud of you ;)

Mortimer 12-01-2008 05:25 PM

:D

cowgirlintexas 12-01-2008 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2
Paul would be proud of you ;)

Who is Paul?

geeker2 12-01-2008 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cowgirlintexas
Who is Paul?


Yikeees..you didn't get the joke.

Paul MaCartney and his ex-wife with the wooden leg?











THUD

geeker2 12-01-2008 07:33 PM

Oh and her name was






























PEG




















THUMP

AeWingnut 12-01-2008 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Fine work.


I just hope you only have a camera and not a hunting rifle as well.....that wouldn't be smart.

Hunting? I don't hunt. I take pictures and leave foot prints.
but I do go shooting from time to time. It gets a little expensive at over $3 a round.







Mortimer 12-01-2008 08:25 PM

Good deal for there is no hunting of forest creatures in SnowyWoods.




That thing looks like something a hand gun and a trombone would produce.

I'm not a gun guy.

cowgirlintexas 12-01-2008 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2
Yikeees..you didn't get the joke.

Paul MaCartney and his ex-wife with the wooden leg?











THUD

I must admit..I do need to get out from under this rock more often..

geeker2 12-01-2008 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cowgirlintexas
I must admit..I do need to get out from under this rock more often..



:D :{>:

Rileyoriley 12-01-2008 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Good deal for there is no hunting of forest creatures in SnowyWoods.




That thing looks like something a hand gun and a trombone would produce.

I'm not a gun guy.

^^^doesn't need a gun. Has his own "weapon of mass destruction";)

Mortimer 12-01-2008 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
^^^doesn't need a gun. Has his own "weapon of mass destruction";)



whoa







thud

Mortimer 12-02-2008 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cowgirlintexas
I must admit..I do need to get out from under this rock more often..


if you are what you say you are

a supahstah

then have no fear


'cause the camrah's here

and the mac-rah-phones are on

and whoa oh oh oh whoa








hahaha haha


hahaha haha















BUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Mortimer 12-02-2008 01:19 PM

behind my eyes is where ah live
don't have to be told whose woods this is
his house is in the village,though
i hope it fills up with snow

most people don't really know him
and this is why i write this poyem
he posts horsey picks for people to encumber them
as he does not always number them

he will claim frozen lake....snowy woods ....farmhousenear....
the last one wins and he claims the winner here
thinks our heads are filled with downy flake
when he does make such a mistake

his words are lovely...dark and deep
but full of ca-ca...and i say meep meep
and he has races to go to make up for this
and he has races to go to make up for this

cowgirlintexas 12-02-2008 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer

if you are what you say you are

a supahstah

then have no fear


'cause the camrah's here

and the mac-rah-phones are on

and whoa oh oh oh whoa








hahaha haha


hahaha haha















BUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Love then "buzzes" ;)



All day...everyday...





Buzz me baby!!:{>:

Mortimer 12-02-2008 05:21 PM

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

AeWingnut 12-02-2008 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Why does gravity only work on leaves in the fall? Because it's fall...I guess.


http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...deoID=46246696

Mortimer 12-03-2008 01:59 AM

That was exciting..thank so much.

AeWingnut 12-03-2008 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
That was exciting..thank so much.




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thud?

Mortimer 12-03-2008 07:25 AM

Well maybe it wasn't that exciting....but it explained a lot of things.


Thank you for your Seconds of Science.

GBBob 12-03-2008 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Well maybe it wasn't that exciting....but it explained a lot of things.


Thank you for your Seconds of Science.

Are we chucking up yet?

Mortimer 12-03-2008 08:35 AM

Begging your pardon?

GBBob 12-03-2008 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Begging your pardon?

Making sure you are feeling OK

Mortimer 12-03-2008 09:02 AM

OH!!

Too kind...bettah,but this is an evil thing stuck in my little body---comes and goes.





I'm getting offers from CNN,ESPN and all the networks.

I didn't even know what was going on while on Steve's show.....they realize how good I can be when playing with a full deck.

Rileyoriley 01-03-2009 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
OH!!

Too kind...bettah,but this is an evil thing stuck in my little body---comes and goes.





I'm getting offers from CNN,ESPN and all the networks.

I didn't even know what was going on while on Steve's show.....they realize how good I can be when playing with a full deck.


No fun playing with a full deck. Keep a few cards up your sleeve my friend.;)

FGFan 01-03-2009 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
No fun playing with a full deck. Keep a few cards up your sleeve my friend.;)

AH-HAAA...this talk of cards up your sleeves may just draw the poker gang down here to these snowy woods....:p

Shall we get a game going in here and light a fire...or that might melt the woods...

Rileyoriley 01-03-2009 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
AH-HAAA...this talk of cards up your sleeves may just draw the poker gang down here to these snowy woods....:p

Shall we get a game going in here and light a fire...or that might melt the woods...

I'd suggest strip poker but we don't want anyone suffering from hypothermia.


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