Now this is exactly why I have a problem with guys posing with female celebrities. First...it's always obvious the celebrity has no idea who the guy is.


And instead of making the guy feel good by having a big ,bright shiny smiley face on----they have one of these.

The "almost smile ,but can't get past the haughty taughty ' Oh fer Gosh Sakes' look".

And that hair!




WTF happened!?

I think that's a man.







Yup.




Ah do.

She's not fooling anyone....do you notice how she dips her body towards the mark to her right...as if to hint she digs him?




And then yanks her head away from him so the world knows she considers herself well above his status in life?





This is really disgusting.

And you ,sir...you look like a penguin.







Yes...that's what I said....a penguin.




Instead of looking like your typical Steeler nerd with that "A-yuk!!..Ah don't know what ta do!!" pose....you should have grabbed her waist and hugged your head to hers and had a HUGE smile on.


































But nooooOOOOOO.

^^^ Thinks he is this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOh5c...eature=related

That guy ain't that lucky.

Sighty-poo ...I made you a porn star.




I can knock you down to a Clarke Bar if you're not careful.

Did I tell you, you look much better in your grey gym shorts than he does?

Maybe he looks better than him, but it's still Richard Simmonsish...:eek:


I vote for the BLACK CAPE, very mysterious !!!!!

At least you're half right.



More blasphemy will cost you your porn star status as well.

Gosh I'm so sorry I missed this.











And her,too.

Who wishes to audition to be the next....AMERICAN PORN STAR?

Well I didn't ask to be one, you took that upon yourself.

Really Morty, you have to be aware of the images your clothing can conjur up, I learned this at the Harlequin convention I just got back from.



note the resembelance here....blue tank top, running shorts....:eek: :eek:

Well I didn't ask to be one, you took that upon yourself.

Well EX-CUUUUUSE ME !

Did I dress up like you to entrap me?

And who had the hammerlock on someone's head between her legs?



Really Morty, you have to be aware of the images your clothing can conjur up, I learned this at the Harlequin convention I just got back from.

ror!!..I'm sure you left early.



note the resembelance here....blue tank top, running shorts


There is none.


There is a gay person NOT in a navy blue tank top and NOT in gray running shorts.





ClarkeBardom, for you, is right around the corner.

I don't like Clark Bars........











































I prefer Butterfingers!

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wait a minute!!..what about featherhands?










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Yes...featherhands with butterfingers.






That should please you.

The featherhands always intrigued me.....:p