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clyde 07-15-2010 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 669535)
Dahoss at the annual 4th of july picnic



Oh my God.










thud

clyde 07-15-2010 08:29 PM

Thank you so much,Sighty.





Geez...look at the sizzle in that griddle, would ya?

..whew!!..




I'll need a few minutes.


To study the cards...not your griddle.







..what the fucl< am I saying!!??..

clyde 07-15-2010 08:58 PM

THE CHENEY DICK






1...Z TheSeal


And Demerol is on him to boot!!





crink-EL!...


trash can






2...ror! as the Wynd



ror!!






crinkle...


trash can




3...The Flying Whizzer





rule-eng un ze flour!!!!





keepahkeepahkeepah!!







4...Ol' Man Murph



nah




crinkle...


trash can






5...HappyTheManHomeister


what in God's name is that?




nnnnnno





crinkle...


trash can





6...Unbridled Tune



hmmmmm...



Oh well..almost.





crinkle...


trash can








7...Voltaire

I guess he might be able to write his way into winning this one.

That's a weird thought ,isn't it?





crinkle...


trash can





8...Solitary Sunshine





I lllllllike it!!



keepah!






9...WatchThisKick



ThisIsNotFootball





crinkle...


trash can




10...




Phooey...well I almost made it this time.






crink-can








FLYING WHIZZ to win


3-8 e-box for back up purposes.

clyde 07-15-2010 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 669502)
Sighty - get out your magic 8-baller

Your filthy animal..how much do you want to see it alive tomorrow?

Rileyoriley 07-15-2010 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 669258)
Debbie or Franny, it's time to fess up.

On the news there was a report of complaints being filed for a woman gardening in only her thong.

Had to be Franny. I only shovel snow in my thong.

Rileyoriley 07-15-2010 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 669560)
Your filthy animal..how much do you want to see it alive tomorrow?

"filthy animal"? Shouldn't this be in the "What should I do?" thread?

clyde 07-15-2010 09:15 PM

!!





Debbie...you should be in the What Should I DoThread!

Sightseek 07-15-2010 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 669556)
THE CHENEY DICK






1...Z TheSeal


And Demerol is on him to boot!!





crink-EL!...


trash can






2...ror! as the Wynd



ror!!






crinkle...


trash can




3...The Flying Whizzer





rule-eng un ze flour!!!!





keepahkeepahkeepah!!







4...Ol' Man Murph



nah




crinkle...


trash can






5...HappyTheManHomeister


what in God's name is that?




nnnnnno





crinkle...


trash can





6...Unbridled Tune



hmmmmm...



Oh well..almost.





crinkle...


trash can








7...Voltaire

I guess he might be able to write his way into winning this one.

That's a weird thought ,isn't it?





crinkle...


trash can





8...Solitary Sunshine





I lllllllike it!!



keepah!






9...WatchThisKick



ThisIsNotFootball





crinkle...


trash can




10...




Phooey...well I almost made it this time.






crink-can








FLYING WHIZZ to win


3-8 e-box for back up purposes.

Fine work!

Sightseek 07-15-2010 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 669564)
!!





Debbie...you should be in the What Should I DoThread!


I laughed.

Rileyoriley 07-15-2010 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 669564)
!!





Debbie...you should be in the What Should I DoThread!


I've had sleep and limited coffee today dear.;)

clyde 07-15-2010 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 669565)
Fine work!



kissykissy

clyde 07-15-2010 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 669567)
I laughed.


Watch the moths....=:>

clyde 07-15-2010 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 669569)
I've had sleep and limited coffee today dear.;)

Phooey.




Don't make that mistake this weekend,baby.

clyde 07-15-2010 11:02 PM

And so...another Day in the Dooryard closes.



Will Franny stop bit.ching about the heat?

Will Geeker's filthy animal see tomorrow?

Will I see tomorrow?

Will Sighty bite MATH225?

Will BeefHerky bite Gooey?

What about Deb-O-Deb? Will she have a mothfull?

Mr.Snot....hes stealing cheese from Marc's. Ah wonder if anyone will snitch on him?

Will Uncly and Poach's marriage survive Uncly's temptations?






Lets' tune in and watch tomorrow.

Should be fun.

Sightseek 07-16-2010 08:30 AM

You forgot an important event -- will Morty's posts survive the darts?

Magic 8 ball says: Let's watch, should be fun.

clyde 07-16-2010 08:32 AM

..oh mine Got....










thud

MaTH716 07-16-2010 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 669617)
And so...another Day in the Dooryard closes.



Will Franny stop bit.ching about the heat?

Will Geeker's filthy animal see tomorrow?

Will I see tomorrow?

Will Sighty bite MATH225?

Will BeefHerky bite Gooey?

What about Deb-O-Deb? Will she have a mothfull?

Mr.Snot....hes stealing cheese from Marc's. Ah wonder if anyone will snitch on him?

Will Uncly and Poach's marriage survive Uncly's temptations?






Lets' tune in and watch tomorrow.

Should be fun.


Ooooooooooooh I hope so, but I hope she knows that I bite back.

clyde 07-16-2010 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 669685)
Ooooooooooooh I hope so, but I hope she knows that I bite back.



Not like that...like Ms. Longerie in the story.




:zz:

MaTH716 07-16-2010 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 669689)
Not like that...like Ms. Longerie in the story.




:zz:

There are stories in here? :rolleyes:

clyde 07-16-2010 08:41 AM

Debbie...bite MATH225...like in the story.

geeker2 07-16-2010 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 669546)
!!




The fucl< face won't give them back....he did the " ha-ha...ha...ha-ha" thing on me.

I've picked up some bad habits from the girls...

clyde 07-16-2010 08:48 AM

I should explain..."oh mine got" comes from Nanny.




Grandmother...from old country.One great lady...unyielding faith in God.

She really liked me and I really liked her.

Stand by...stories about this will come later.

clyde 07-16-2010 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 669700)
I've picked up some bad habits from the girls...

You have chosen the best suppliers of bad habits.


Congratulations.

MaTH716 07-16-2010 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 669696)
Debbie...bite MATH225...like in the story.

Could you please tell me which story and what page it would be on.
I don't remember any stories, but that because I just try to ignore them.

Sightseek 07-16-2010 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 669709)
Could you please tell me which story and what page it would be on.
I don't remember any stories, but that because I just try to ignore them.

^^^^ in denial

clyde 07-16-2010 09:18 AM

^^^^ Will bite him if he makes a move for her large handbag.

MaTH716 07-16-2010 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 669716)
^^^^ Will bite him if he makes a move for her large handbag.

So let me get this right, her handbag is off limits????????? But what if I should make a move for her dupa??????????

clyde 07-16-2010 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 669718)
So let me get this right, her handbag is off limits????????? But what if I should make a move for her dupa??????????


She stole my raccoons.

This is all you need to know.

Sightseek 07-16-2010 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 669723)
She stole my raccoons.

This is all you need to know.

:D

Handy little team to have around.

clyde 07-16-2010 09:34 AM

Nanny was such a great lady.She lived above us. We always rented the downstairs from her as she always owned the places we lived in for several years.

She was about early 60's here...and every Saturday at about 4 was Live Wrestling!!---right here on hour stage!!

I would always go up and watch it with her. She had on an old country lady dress and slippers. Usually had a pear in her apron, sliced up into segmented portions.She really believed this wrestling was real. She would cry when Ilio Dippalo was getting vaporized

He always crossed himself before each match thus endearing him forever to Nanny.

In my mind I would think..Oh my God,Nanny.How can you fall for this stuff? And I was only like 4 !!

Oh well, she wasn't perfect.


She would yell at the Dick The Brute...hated him.

Fritz Von Erich---she couldn't even look at him! Really..she would cover her eyes when they got a close up of his muggy faces.



Those were really great Saturday afternoons in Nanny's little living room overlooking the street in Cleveland.She would also larn me things during these shows.

I never, before nor since, have known anyone so committed to God.She was Catholic.


I miss her.

clyde 07-16-2010 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 669724)
:D

Handy little team to have around.

You thief.


You found out their penchant for Hershey bars or you would have never got away with it.

Sightseek 07-16-2010 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 669729)
You thief.


You found out their penchant for Hershey bars or you would have never got away with it.

I've switched them to 65% cacao. It's much better for their health.

They are also adorned with diamond studded collars.

clyde 07-16-2010 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 669736)
I've switched them to 65% cacao. It's much better for their health.

They are also adorned with diamond studded collars.



!!!!







oh fer God sakes



you have made them sissies

Get off my cloud!!

I mean wall.

Sightseek 07-16-2010 10:08 AM

Racoons love shiny and sparklee things.... tell me you knew?!

MaTH716 07-16-2010 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 669750)
Racoons love shiny and sparklee things.... tell me you knew?!

Maybe that's who took my keys, those damn racoons. :mad:

clyde 07-16-2010 10:20 AM

Racoons love shiny and sparklee things.... tell me you knew?!



!!



You are an incorrigible googlie!!

clyde 07-16-2010 11:12 AM

I want to play this now. In this way, you won't cry as much when I am gone by 7-22.

Do not forget to play the music!!





UNCLY.




(You big liahs!!

I forgot the music!!)



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qjo15n0mGU



GOOD BYE





Now's the time to say Good Bye

Have fun,don't run

Now the sun can join in,too

Look up, don't smut


Dream of me for you

I'll dream of you for me

















Close your eyes and float along

I was here,so were you

Recall the days we laughed so much

And cool nights when we felt our touch



Dream of me for you

I'll dream of you for me















Close your eyes and float along

I was here,so were you

Recall the days we laughed so much

And cool nights when we felt our touch



Dream of me for you

I'll dream of you for me












kiss kiss ,dahlings


:(

Sightseek 07-16-2010 11:15 AM

And you said the racoons turned to sissies.


I mean, I can't stop crying!!!

clyde 07-16-2010 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 669779)
And you said the racoons turned to sissies.


I mean, I can't stop crying!!!

!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

And it's gonna get worse after 7-22.



mmm-hmmm

geeker2 07-16-2010 11:26 AM

Nanny just turned over in her grave....


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