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Mortimer 10-13-2008 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants
^^^ Hot tube partner, Estelle Getty, dead.


^^^^ He stabbed her in a jealous rage.

Coach Pants 10-13-2008 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
^^^^ He stabbed her in a jealous rage.

^^^ Strangled her after the Ohio State- LSpew game

Mortimer 10-13-2008 09:03 PM

^^^^ Still trying to get in nc game under new coach abuse laws.

Mortimer 10-13-2008 09:39 PM

Oh yes.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGl2_...eature=related

Mortimer 10-14-2008 01:03 AM

Hello ,Dahlings.

I can't sleep again thanks primarily to that incorrigible bore....Poach Cants.







And so...I have an announcement to make.

Don't you want to know what it is?

Well I'll tell you.



I have been wrestling with Dala...UPS!!...I mean wrestling with Dala's name. It just doesn't quite work.

So I finally found her permanent NT name.














It is.......Doo-Dah.


Yes.


Doo-Dah.






And someone has sent me a piece of igneous rock she held as a personal RoachCoachPants unlucky piece.

I got clear visions off it.







This replay from tonight is done with a video starring ....Doo-Dah.

I'm quite sure this is her.

I hope you all enjoy it.





Should be fun.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edtl5...eature=related

Mortimer 10-14-2008 01:07 AM

Oh my God.

















thud

Mortimer 10-14-2008 01:11 AM

Will someone send me an item Prudery has touched?





Make sure it's dead first.

Mortimer 10-14-2008 01:27 AM

I would be remrs....phooey....I mean remiss in not playing a song in honor of the board Italian hot hipped, moving dupa target with A#1 shimmy shivers.....



...BrownSugah.

If you have strong noodle imagery ----this is woody-fying.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4HOGhysjLg

prudery 10-14-2008 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Will someone send me an item Prudery has touched?





Make sure it's dead first.




Seeing how you are misbehaving again, I will send you a LONG dressage whip .... A live one ...

And if you are good, some good blues---like maybe Cootie Stark ....

Now go to bed !!!!

Mortimer 10-14-2008 01:34 AM

YOW!!!!






What are you doing here!!?

ror!.........isn't that a scotch brand?

Anyhoo...you're quite right.




The pills just don't work anymore.

I also have to adorn you with your NT name.

I'll be back to you.




Kiss-Kiss...Hug-Hug.

my miss storm cat 10-14-2008 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I would be remrs....phooey....I mean remiss in not playing a song in honor of the board Italian hot hipped, moving dupa target with A#1 shimmy shivers.....



...BrownSugah.

If you have strong noodle imagery ----this is woody-fying.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4HOGhysjLg

Oh thank you, Dear. Good Lord he was just too sexy back in those Exile on Main St. days!

I came to check on you... wanted to show you this. :D
4th (2:18) Cassidy S.

5 1/2 Furlongs | Fillies | 2 Year Olds Stakes | Purse: $100,000

1 Frolic's Dream Bridgmohan J V 116 L
2 Glitter City Beckner D V 120 L
3 R Brown Sugar Lopez P 116 L
4 Sailing Time Cruz M R 116 L
5 Hal's Kat Montalvo C 116 Blk-On L
6 A Day for Dancing Lanerie C J 120 L
7 Tavata Solis A 114 FTL

I see you're having a playdate with Prudery (hi Dahlink!).

How grand!

Smoochies.

prudery 10-14-2008 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Oh thank you, Dear. Good Lord he was just too sexy back in those Exile on Main St. days!

I came to check on you... wanted to show you this. :D
4th (2:18) Cassidy S.

5 1/2 Furlongs | Fillies | 2 Year Olds Stakes | Purse: $100,000

1 Frolic's Dream Bridgmohan J V 116 L
2 Glitter City Beckner D V 120 L
3 R Brown Sugar Lopez P 116 L
4 Sailing Time Cruz M R 116 L
5 Hal's Kat Montalvo C 116 Blk-On L
6 A Day for Dancing Lanerie C J 120 L
7 Tavata Solis A 114 FTL

I see you're having a playdate with Prudery (hi Dahlink!).

How grand!

Smoochies.

Hey girlfriend ... Yes, he was the hottest little androgen ... And how's by you ????

Mortimer thinks I am OLD----you can tell him otherwise, as you have seen me ...

Girls just wanna have fun ...

Mortimer 10-14-2008 01:38 AM

Oh for God's sakes.


You,too!?



Oh well....you always were such a ham sandwich.

You KNOW the 3 is the ticket out for you---right?

That's one hot horsey you must do this thing with.







Nighty-poo.

Mortimer 10-14-2008 01:40 AM

Could Prudery be NoseDrops come out of her shell?




Something to sleep on.

prudery 10-14-2008 01:41 AM

[quote=Mortimer]Could Prudery be NoseDrops come out of her shell?






Wrong .... Now go to sleep ...

Mortimer 10-14-2008 01:41 AM

ror!.....BrownSugah definitely sees things.

Her hallucinations are quite renown as well as extraordinary.






And now...I must go.

my miss storm cat 10-14-2008 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by prudery
Hey girlfriend ... Yes, he was the hottest little andgrogen ... And how's by you ????

Mortimer thinks I am OLD----you can tell him otherwise, as you have seen me ...

Girls just wanna have fun ...

Old? You?

MORTE GO TO YOUR ROOM!

No dear, my good friend Prudery would fit right in on your Beulah thread so be NICE to her or it's your damned loss!

Nighty night Ms. Prudery, Diva. Have fun in the Cah Sol!:p

prudery 10-14-2008 01:42 AM

[quote=Mortimer]Oh for God's sakes.

That's one hot horsey you must do this thing with.







It is a girl horsie currently ... We are just friends ...

my miss storm cat 10-14-2008 01:43 AM

[quote=prudery]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Could Prudery be NoseDrops come out of her shell?






Wrong .... Now go to sleep ...

He means Snowdrops.

Do you remember katy? I think she's in London.

Okay bye you two. :)

Mortimer 10-14-2008 01:49 AM

From high up top in the attic ballroom of Franklin ...CAH-SOL......this is Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy signinng off.


This is awful..by the way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd_O7KElujc


A certain board female trio putzing around with a wasabe.

Mortimer 10-14-2008 01:51 AM

[quote=my miss storm cat]
Quote:

Originally Posted by prudery
He means Snowdrops.

Do you remember katy? I think she's in London.

Okay bye you two. :)



She's in quarantine having sniffed enough blow to bury Antarctica 4 more times.

Mortimer 10-14-2008 02:00 AM

I can't find my zebra!!

Fucl<age.



A paranoid schizophrenic who has built up a resistance to the pills that Mother didn't give me and now can't find his zebra is doomed.






But I'll think of something.

Mortimer 10-14-2008 02:46 AM

Boy did I.




I took 2 NoDoze.

Being dyslexic can be a real problem.



Maybe this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYqwYrbwHeM






or


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZUlClqrTjA









or

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mgzXvJdVw4




ooooooooooooooooo-KAY!!

geeker2 10-14-2008 07:47 AM

She now also has a theme song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noYptXPHiAE

Mortimer 10-14-2008 09:37 AM

BLECH!!



Another Coach Skirt production.

Boy that J-Cash could wail....aye?

Coach Pants 10-14-2008 09:42 AM

Morticia was up all night thinking about me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gj9uEeuDtQ

Mortimer 10-14-2008 09:48 AM

Steven H. Crist.



Starting a little early today..no?



And the cow goes moo and the cat goes meow and the Coach goes duh......and thaaat's --the way it goes.

Mortimer 10-14-2008 10:07 AM

Got it!


AllTheYoungPrudes.





Or





Alltyp.


Maybe Alltypie is more bettah.

Mortimer 10-14-2008 10:12 AM

And lets go with Dala Doo Dah.

Yes.

Wok good.




Can't you see all the special girls here dancing en mass to CrossCutSaw?

Boy I can.

Yow.

Mortimer 10-14-2008 10:26 AM

Here's your LunchTimeBuddy for today.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgCqP...eature=related

Mortimer 10-14-2008 10:37 AM

I am a still life choreographer.

Mortimer 10-14-2008 10:44 AM

Here's one that still gets a lot of requests at the...CAH-SOL.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdBJUHCpm7M

Mortimer 10-14-2008 10:48 AM

What thoughts go through your mind on this last one?



Tell me.

Mortimer 10-14-2008 10:49 AM

I think of dahncing with UnclyTrust in that piano chorus.

Mortimer 10-14-2008 10:56 AM

This video song just oozes poetry all over....don't ya think?


It could almost be titled The Marriage of DowntownDollarBilly and EightBelles.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIvka...eature=related

Mortimer 10-14-2008 11:17 AM

There may be many ways to leave your lover, but there's only one way to leave this place




On the wings of a locust headed for a fine Mickey's fishy sandwich.

geeker2 10-14-2008 01:01 PM

Fine work Morty !

Mortimer 10-14-2008 01:19 PM

Thank you,El Geekah.



Mickey's drive thru nice people are so easy to fool:






Welcome to Mickey's..may I help you?

Why...yes.

You may.


I should tell you, though..I am with the Ohio Dept. of Drive Thru Safety. ....and I can spot ..uh...4,5......6. Yes. 6 vio----no. 37 violations here from where I sit.

( dead silence)


The thing is......if I sniff a FRESH fishy sandwich it affects my body chemistry and I forget all the violations I have spotted in the last 5 minutes.

Know what ahm thayin' ?













Wok good.

Mortimer 10-14-2008 01:41 PM

His ONLY work in sometime..


rule-eng en leff-eng!!




!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Mortimer 10-14-2008 01:46 PM

SportyFans....do not look at the Dala Doo Dah video.




I should take it down.

It will bring you to the edge of woody-cardial fribulation....and back......but only back to where you were and then your little body will fracture into 10,000 tiny pieces.. and then quiver in place.......followed by a massive frump to the very floor you were standing on..... offering listening ears a barely audible...........................thud.


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