Sorry. I was kidnapped by Canadian Space Aliens. Luckily they had a TV aboard their ship so I could watch Zenyatta's race.:)

I......









:zz:











OK....better.










As I was saying....I :zz: :zz:
















thud

OH Morty

Back at you....:{>:
It makes me :zz:

I'm only here for a tiny minute, things to do before Japan.


Riley has joined Miss Kitty and me in the thread about the 東京都yushun日本ダービー , good pics Riley.



Macadamia...Did you award the :tro: to Turbulence at the OH-OH Derby????

I'll be back tomorrow so don't leave yet, as if you really would:p

Oh now that was delightful!

Very cleverly said...but ,and I know you all are rolling your eyes, I am not returning after leaving here tonight.


I will shut off my pm for the final time now. Regarding that...I have good news and bad news about the erotic photos...I mean good byes pm's.The good news is...I got a bunch of 'em!!


The bad news is they were from,Spydah,Hossy,Coach Pants ,Dave Mayson and...















Phil :D

and Ethel :p


Garden.










:mad:

Spinning my final disc from high atop the Franklin Castle..this is Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy wishing you all....all the best.


Now you know why I wouldn't give a name,a phone number, nor a photo.


Don't try to visit me....you wouldn't like it here.




Midnight at the empty spa-ces
I've sent my zebra to bed
Shadows looking at fa-ces
I scare people out of their head

Heaven's holdin' a half-moon
Shinin' just for us
Let's slip off to a sand dune, real soon
And kick up a little dust

Come on, Mortimer is our friend
He'll vaporize TrueSwine
Come on, 'til the evenin' ends
'Til the evenin' ends

You don't have to answer
There's no need to speak
I'll be your mind fancier, prancer
And you can be my peak

[Instrumental Interlude]



But you don't need no mdf,Sporty Fans
Not with Predtaors by your side
And you won't need no camel, no no
Not when you have FunnyCide

Midnight at the empty spa-ces
I've sent my zebra to bed
Shadows looking at fa-ces
I scare people out of their head

Oh, come on...




















Let's close our eyes...and we will always be together....in the night----when it's dark.






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hRXTvKXyaw






:{>: :{>: :{>: :{>:

Please don't go!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKITQ4qhXII

:tro:

I've only read the last 2 pages but no!!! Don't make fun of him!!! He's really sweet.

He said it's heaven on earth... a place that's heaven on earth. :)

Oh okay well this is for you, for when you come back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWtUzdI5hlE

i will not let you down. i know predators are not supposed to feel this way, but can anyone else feel the love??

Apparently Coach did....:D :D
Did you view his you tube ode, I laughed.

:tro:

!!!!!!!

!!!OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

The instrumental interlude was beautifully done.

I have his phone number. :{>:

There's something oddly hypnotic about that :{>: ...

I have redone All The Young Dudes.

I hope you all enjoy it.


I call it ......All The Young Dudes














Well Franny rapped all night about her lemon pie
How her lips pursed and her cheeks nursed and she's 85
She won't even play hand jive
When you're 85

And Debbie's stealing gas from the attendant high on grass
Thebby's got spots from ripping off the paint from her....dupa
Funky little boat race..shown by CoachPants
YouTube man is crazy saying they're all Greda sychophants

Oh man I need NT when I got why me
Oh brother you guessed
I'm a youngster dad

All the old prudes (Hey baby)
Carry the blues (Where are ya)
Wearin' blue hair,too (Stand up Come on)
Carry the blues

All the old prudes (I want to hear you)
Carry the blues (I want to see you)
Wearin' blue hair ,too (And I want to talk to you all of you)
Carry the blues


Now Uncly looks sweet cause she dresses like a queen
But she can kick like a mule it's a real mean team
But we can love oh yes we can love
And my brother's back at home with Old Sighty and her bones
He never got it off on that skinny girl stuff

What a drag too many snags
Now I've drunk a lot of wine and I'm feeling fine
Got to race some retiree to bed
Oh is there old baracudas all around
Or is it in my head

Yeah

I'm a youngster dad

All the old prudes (Hey prudes)
Carry the blues (Where are ya)
Wearin' blue hair,too (Stand up)
Carry the blues
All the old prudes (I want to hear ya)
Carry the blues (I want to see you)
Wearin' blue hair,too (And I want to get away from you)
Carry the blues
All the old prudes (What prudes)
Carry the blues (Let's hear the blues come on)
Wearin' blue hair,too (I want to kick you)
Carry the blues
All the old prudes (Hey you there with the walker)
Carry the blues (Get lost)
Wearin' blue hair ,too (Time for Pace Advantage)
Carry the blues (Go there and be friends)
All the old prudes(Now you all hurry over there)
Carry the blues (Well..what are you waiting for--hurry)
Wearin' blue hair,too (Take Oinkman with you)
All the old prudes (I've wanted to get rid of you all for years)
Carry the blues (There you go)
Warin' blue hair,too (How do you feel)
Carry the blues

The pm is on...I'd like to hear what you filthy mutant turtles think of it all.



ALL THE OLD PRUDES......

I have rewritten SweetJane

May you all enjoy it.


I call it...SweetJane




Sitting in my box seat
program in my hand
Andy's in the tank, Carla's in her nest
me, honey, I'm a paperlessback writer
Ridin' a BillyBike, Ma'am
you know those were different times
All, all the poets they studied rules of verse
and all the old prudes hid their purse

SourThebby
SourThebby
SourThebby

Andy, he is a 'capper
and Carla, she is a nerd
and Both of them have no money
when they come home from work
Sittin' down by the fire
radio does play, Morty In Woods, kids
And Steve marches like a wooden soldier
you can hear Steve say

SourThebby
SourThebby
SourThebby

Some people don't like to get darted
and other people like me, we're done getting started
And there's even some evil witches
they're gonna tell you they won't even change a name
And you know she never really cares
and that villains are always chasing her gray hairs
I am the only one who suffers
and that life is just to die

Anyone who ever had a heart
knows that Thebby doesn't
Anyone who won't send her a pm
has no brains cause God said they musn't

SourThebby,Thebby,,SourThebby, etc.
SourThebby, oh monkey,SourThebby

Is there a song missing here?..or is it me?