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clyde 10-17-2010 04:14 PM

It's that stupid slot machine thing...although a money bag wins automatically.


There are 3 of them.






Rubby-dubby:




nothing



nothing



nothing





Second game is find a photo of a money bag and win prize shown.

There are 2.






Rubby-dubby:



nothing




and nothing




























goddamity!!!!

clyde 10-17-2010 04:24 PM

Guess I'll do the N's.




What a pitiful soul am I.

clyde 10-17-2010 04:27 PM

In honor of Gooey, I will do page 2 first.



Oh...the itty bitty quote is back on Vanity Fairy.


"The external female draws us onward"

-Goethe-










What the fucl< does that mean?

clyde 10-17-2010 04:37 PM

I think Cat-Girl-Do is sleeping.


Anyone know the name of that race caller on here that Petey always blasts?

clyde 10-17-2010 05:04 PM

I need this goddamity name!!

my miss storm cat 10-17-2010 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 708103)
I think Cat-Girl-Do is sleeping.


Anyone know the name of that race caller on here that Petey always blasts?

:D

You're kidding, right?

By the way Petey still hates me for the cock comment. :confused: :(

clyde 10-17-2010 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 708118)
:D

You're kidding, right?

By the way Petey still hates me for the cock comment. :confused: :(


no!! ..I need it!



ror!!

clyde 10-17-2010 05:11 PM

The N's are done, less the need for this name.



Can't anyone give me a hand here?

my miss storm cat 10-17-2010 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 708100)
In honor of Gooey, I will do page 2 first.



Oh...the itty bitty quote is back on Vanity Fairy.


"The external female draws us onward"

-Goethe-

What the fucl< does that mean?

Is it female or feminine?

clyde 10-17-2010 05:12 PM

GDDAMITY Gooey!!


Stop fucl<ing with me...it's a male and you know it is.

clyde 10-17-2010 05:12 PM

Oh..I thought you meant the race caller.

clyde 10-17-2010 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 708123)
Is it female or feminine?

huh?

my miss storm cat 10-17-2010 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 708126)
huh?

Faust.

my miss storm cat 10-17-2010 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 708125)
Oh..I thought you meant the race caller.

Oh God I am so confused.

You mean Vic? Isn't that the name you want?

clyde 10-17-2010 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 708127)
Faust.


Oh my God.

clyde 10-17-2010 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 708128)
Oh God I am so confused.

You mean Vic? Isn't that the name you want?


yes!!

clyde 10-17-2010 05:16 PM

ET

my very good friend and esternal Board Buddy...offers good ideas,but lacks killer instinct..calls Stevie names--which is good

ntheiroff

'nother great call there,Vic

nvsally

Danny's pus.sy's name---means " not verklempt" in Spainish

nwaryas

SomethingRegan said to Merrin

NYS Rudy

Rudy's sphincter's name

NYU1963

New York City cabbie cursing code

nancywind

Pelosi's pus.sy's anme

Nannee

will always miss her so much

nasalstrip

Sighty's emergency bandy aid replacement

crashcar

crazy person

nashville

bettah than being stuck in Mobile with those Memphis Blues again

Naturallight16oz


gave birth to a can of beer

NavalOrange

Myff-O-Muff's red alert to the US Navy's Pacific Fleet

ndjake

safetyJesus

nebrady

emergency bread for Nebraska

neck146

last lesson for making out

nets

RockTard fears them

neumies boy

FreddyHO's pud name

nfliehman

did not know Obama is a member here

nhuskers1959@yahoo.com

Nebraska scam...don't do it

niatross77


Andy saying good night to his very good friend from the dorf board

nicholas gallopo

the N's just won't die

ninetoone

apparent tether ball victim

NoCarolinaTony

another one with his photo shown.....God

TommyNoShoes

licesnsed nincompoop

NoMuff4 Pletch


nut case

sobad

Petey's primary squeeze

Noodles


i llllike 'em!

Norfolk

eats meat with spoon

northeastbound123


has no sense of direction

Northerndancer1955

above's aunt

Nostrildamus

can predict his own sneezes

Nostrildamus's Brother

fails at sneeze predicting

notype

my number 1 fan

Nova4now

flame out

Novaballer22

flame on

my miss storm cat 10-17-2010 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 708129)
Oh my God.

The last line of Faust... I am asking if it's "The external female draws us onward" or "The external feminine draws us onward."

clyde 10-17-2010 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 708132)
The last line of Faust... I am asking if it's "The external female draws us onward" or "The external feminine draws us onward."

I'll go with number 2.


Happy?

clyde 10-17-2010 07:01 PM

Let's give Muff-O-Muff something pretty to hear when she returns:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WUdlaLWSVM

clyde 10-17-2010 07:20 PM

I did the U's and V's earlier---right?

geeker2 10-17-2010 07:28 PM

Have you done the G's yet?

clyde 10-17-2010 08:04 PM

Very funny.



Of course I did.

iamthelurker 10-17-2010 08:34 PM

snookie want smoooosh smoooosh

clyde 10-17-2010 08:40 PM

snookie want smoooosh smoooosh


rule-eng en leff-eng!!





ror!! ...what the fucl< does that mean!?

iamthelurker 10-18-2010 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 708210)
snookie want smoooosh smoooosh


rule-eng en leff-eng!!





ror!! ...what the fucl< does that mean!?

HA I knew you were old.

clyde 10-18-2010 02:57 AM

And this is a surprise?

Have you not read my memoirs in 10509?



But I think and am,in fact,younger than 12.

I won't say how much younger.






And fucl< you, by the way.

clyde 10-18-2010 02:59 PM

I performed my first obscene buzzing today...it was only an itty bitty obscene,but still counts.


I alos got my first haircut in over 4 months.My locks were beautiful,but bed hair was getting ridiculous.I had it done at the Wolfy Den.Also had my claws taken back abut an inch and my pud shaved amd tip frosted.


I got a fur bath n' brush,too.

I am ssssso pretty!!

clyde 10-18-2010 03:13 PM

Dear Friend Ralphy,


Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trust worthiness you showed at the
course of the Uk Online Lotto Winning cheque shipment to your
location,I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you with the sum of
$950,000USD (Nine Hundred And Fifty Thousand United States Dollars).

I have authorized the finance house where I deposited the money to issue you
international certified bank draft cashable at your bank.
My dear Friend,I will like you to contact the CEO in charge of the finance house
for the collection of this international certified bank draft.

The name of the Person with your Cheque is MR RIP OFFENSHMAUSER PLAY
COMPENSATION AND FINANCE HOUSE HEAD OFFICE
CONTACT AGENT : MR MICHEAL PLAY
Email: michaelplay93@yahoo.fr
Finance and Security House United Kingdom Deposit Firm FSH Towers Chelsea T45H
U.K. At the moment,I am very busy at Sydney,Australia because of the investment
projects which myself and my new partner MR MICHEAL PLAY of CTL Company are
having at hand.

Finally, remember that I have forwarded instruction to MR RIP OFFENSHMAUSER at the
finance house on your behalf to send the bank draft to you as soon as you
contact him without delay. Please I will like you to accept this token with good
faith as this is from the bottom of my heart.

Thanks and God bless you and your family.My sincere advice to you as a christian
is that you should endeavour to pay your tithe to a bible believing church when
you get the money because i noticed it as a fudiciary agent that you were
skeptical about your winnings when you were been ask by the Uk lotto Agency Inc
to file out a claim for your prize.
And now the current policy of the Lotto organiser is that if an emerged
winner fails to claim up his/her winning cheque of $950,000USDOLARS it's now
mandatory that this fund can be remitted or forfeited to the fudiciary in charge
of this winners file.

1. Full Names:
2. Residential Address:
3. Phone Number:
4. Fax Number:
5. Occupation:
6. Sex:
7. Age :
8. Nationality:
9. Present Country:
10.Color of pud frosting
11.Name of pud

However, I want you to contact him immediately as soon as you receive this
information because he is leaving for the US by the end of this month and this
might cost a delayment for you to receive this draft. Hope to hear from you
soon.

Yours Faithfully

Mr. Robin Urhows

Compensator Officer








so beautiful

geeker2 10-18-2010 04:46 PM

I knew living a good clean life would pay off for me!

Sighty & Debodeb & Gooey & Franny get ready we are going on my G6 to a place where topless bathing is the norm...


and party http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm8yT...eature=related

clyde 10-18-2010 08:30 PM

They have left the picturesque confines of the SnowyWoods,Ralphy.



None of them deserve our attention.

They are nothing more than vapid witches...every one of them.

geeker2 10-18-2010 08:47 PM

no picts of taters huh...

clyde 10-18-2010 08:53 PM

Ah got nuttin'....they're piglets.

NTamm1215 10-18-2010 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 708131)
ET

my very good friend and esternal Board Buddy...offers good ideas,but lacks killer instinct..calls Stevie names--which is good

Goddamity! No killer instinct?

Will you be offering any tootelage? And thanks of course.

clyde 10-18-2010 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NTamm1215 (Post 708556)
Goddamity! No killer instinct?

Will you be offering any tootelage? And thanks of course.


!!


fr&l-a!





Of course.

Observe my dismantling of Honula in the political room.I am destroying her wall....brick by brick.

clyde 10-18-2010 09:06 PM

ET...never mind.



Don't go there.

NTamm1215 10-18-2010 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 708563)
ET...never mind.



Don't go there.

No, no my friend, it is a topic which can't be avoided. She is a formidable foe.

Nerdy Trail question of the day, what do Charles Barkley and Clyde's nutz have in common?

geeker2 10-18-2010 09:17 PM

neither has been seen by the women of the nerdy trail?

clyde 10-18-2010 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NTamm1215 (Post 708567)
No, no my friend, it is a topic which can't be avoided. She is a formidable foe.

Nerdy Trail question of the day, what do Charles Barkley and Clyde's nutz have in common?

phooey!






spray!!!!
ror!



stop it!







The witch is mine.

clyde 10-18-2010 09:23 PM

She is but mere pus.sy...I mean putty in my hands now.


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