Shut up,MATH 2+2=5.


You cried.

Had? I'm wearing dog tags, jorts and a Lebron jersey right now.

Swell.




I'm not going to tell it.

You know you want to.

I have a very nice Real Life Story for you.


I have always hated True Swine..as you know.


Well..the vultures are already circling. Yesterday afternoon,the doorbell ring-dingy’s. I answered to see a guy outside. He was…oh….say about 6 foot and 230 pounds with a sleeveless EVERLAST sweatshirt…..temperature hovering around 86 or so at this point.Has a camera hanging around his neck.He was more bulky than muscular. My mind did an eye roll.


He said…’ I’m from the bank. We have been trying to reach you several times. So has the broker.You’re never here and once we left a card.’

I told him I never saw a card and never ignored the doorbell ringy-dingy.

Then he asks me when I’m leaving.

Being a first take nice guy,I start to answer. Then I realize what a nincompoop I’m being and so…I stop and turn my answer into..’What a minute. You said you’re with the bank…and you don’t know what’s going on!?’

The he says he’s just her to help me.He’s going to his car to call he broker and see if they can help me out.

I just looked at him, so he turned and left.

He was talking in tongues.

He comes back about 5 minutes later and says…’OK, give me your name and phone number and when you are leaving so we can help you out.The broker will call.’

He’s demeanor this whole time is wise guy-ish.


I immediately went to Animal Instinct Stage 4.



So I says..I says..”Wait a friggin’ minute.You come here and keep throwing out how maybe you can help, you say you're from the bank and you know nothing about me? Do you have proof you are with the bank?’

‘Duh..no.’


I finished him by hitting stage 4.5.

I came out to the porch instead of talking while holding the storm door open. I was really,really mad. I told him….’You better leave.Did you realy think I would fall for this?.You think that stupid EVERLAST shirt scares me? I’ll drop you in less than 10 seconds and if you don’t believe it just be here 10 seconds longer.’



I never saw notepads and pens and a body go into utter disarray any faster.

The smerky wise guy facade disappeared…and so did he.

There comes a time when you have had your fill of people fucl<ing with you.








Just thayin.

:baby:

:D

spray!!


Turn in your membership kit!!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo, not my membership kit. Can I please keep the pud measuring tape? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese

Never fucl< with a predator.

!!!!

ror!





No you may fucl<ing not!!

The next few days may bring a few more Real Life Stories.


After next week,not even, they probably will be to die for.....but you will have to wait on those.



It may be a lllllllllong wait.

I will be trying to top my beautiful Walking thing.

It shan't be easy.



C U all latah....in the night,when it's dark.

MATH 2+2=5!!!!





Get out!!













ror!...the guy is mekin me sick!!

sorry, I still laughed.

But I laughed so hard that I cried.

Does that count?

!!


Absolutely, you heartless shark.







The flower looks up high to see the light and never looks down to see its shadow. That is a wisdom man must learn.

Thank you,Sighty.

Perhaps it's not too late.God knows others have said the same.But I guess the 1000th blow of the hammer on the stone sometimes looks as though that's the blow which cracked the stone.






I'm counting MATH 2+2=5 and Uncly.


8 of 8.

But,Uncly...you may have taken the metaphorical content for...no metaphorical content.

Perhaps I can understand your black heart in this way.

OK I admit, I did cry.

















when I found out that you undied,
again............................................. ................................

(actually I never even read it)

just remember..

The flower looks up high to see the light and never looks down to see its shadow. That is a wisdom man must learn

M225 did cry and he knows it..so did you.You have to read it with the music.If you did not, you are not a true CDer...and I can't believe you areun't.





AAAAN...you have blundered into opening the path for me to talk about me and my beautiful mind.


Would like to explain When We to you.




I am a method actor/poster. I wanted to squeeze out tears from you all.To do this--I must squeeze my own out first. So I took the song I cannot listen to...and did listen to it in whole....I squeezed.


This way I can do automaic writing rather than think about what I am writing..I know just what I want when properly Frisbee trained...I mean motivated.



So in its bare words...it can be taken as a parody.

But if you can hear the music ,it goes well beyond that as Nerdy Trail and The Trail become much broader in meaning.The words then begin to yank on those tear ducts.




That's not all.


I have a beautiful mind---don't ya know.




Now very,very,very,very,very few of you will take another meaning from its metaphorical state.

There...it talks to 2 people....2 entirely separate peoples.

It becomes like a dichotomy.



And now I think I know how to top it.



I am a legend in my own hind.....for I am legion.

:tro::tro:

I had forgot to listen to the music.


So I listened & cried.

I would like to give Skads the first good piece of advice he has received.





You can do them both a big favor and stay at home tonight.

Leave them both without your presence.





No need to thank.

It is my fine opinion the song Empty can be taken 2 ways.



And they both could be true.

Perhaps it is best left as such.

Any CDers need a problem solved?



My wisdom awaits.

I have upset Franny...again.




I will be very happy when summer is over.

She will be ok...you disapointed us greatly since it appears you didn't have terminal mad-cow disease this time when you left - for the 387,908,101.7823 time. :p

Got you a cheese block from Marc's....stop by to pick it up.

She will be ok...you disapointed us greatly since it appears you didn't have terminal mad-cow disease this time when you left - for the 387,908,101.7823 time.





I will make you all very happy in just 7 days.



Good luck with The Printheth.

What kind of cheese?

Gouda

Thank you..I have a beautiful mind.

Sighty - get out your magic 8-baller

I've run out!!!


Here I have toilet tissue....:wf

There's always the library.

Get your card back from Geeker.

ROR!!!

:D
:p
:tro:

Dahoss at the annual 4th of july picnic

I found some cards!

8th (3:46)
Chenery S.

5 1/2 Furlongs (Outer turf) | Open | 2 Year Olds Stakes | Purse: $50,000


Prg. # PP Horse Jockey Trainer Wt. Claim $ Equip. Med. ML
1 1 Z Appeal Desormeaux K J Romans Dale 114 L 9-5
2 2 Roar as the Wynnd Franklin M Jolley T Wynn 114 L 12-1
3 3 The Flying Whizzer Delgado G R Courtemanche Candy R 114 L 6-1
4 4 Ol' Man Murph Acosta J D Salzman Timothy 114 L 5-1
5 5 Happytheman Homeister R B Jr Salzman, Jr. John E 114 L 7-2
6 6 Unbridled Tune Camacho E Salzman Timothy 114 FTL 8-1
7 7 Valter Ramirez J G Baker Bryan R 114 FTL 15-1
8 8 Solitary Sunshine Garcia Luis Rountree Cathy 114 FTL 10-1
9 9 Watchthiskick Batista L A Boyce Brian L 114 L 20-1
10 10 Lipstick Traces Dominguez R A McCutchen Robert B 111 12-1

!!




The fucl< face won't give them back....he did the " ha-ha...ha...ha-ha" thing on me.