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Antitrust32 07-15-2010 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 669222)

Uncly , shut you big mouth I hate you.

I HAVE to be gone by 5-22..and have even better "leaving'' ideas now.

I know of travelers rest areas freeways near here. I can hack it for a week or so.



By the way, my swell work showed up in a poll.Out of 4 Dooryarders...3 admitted to crying.

Franny is lying...I know she is.


The rest of you better fess up..I know there's more.

I laughed.

Fucl< you too Mortykins!!! :{>:

Make sure when you are at the rest area you tap your foot underneath someone's bathroom stall.


kiss kiss!

Sightseek 07-15-2010 08:27 AM

Debbie or Franny, it's time to fess up.

On the news there was a report of complaints being filed for a woman gardening in only her thong.

Sightseek 07-15-2010 11:46 AM

Is the ice box you bequethed to me autographed?

clyde 07-15-2010 12:01 PM

Well it isn't choreographed...like some threads in here.It's amazing how people will make up the most outlandish stories,present them here as truth...and 80% of the posters believe them.

The RockTard and Skids threads should be combined into one sorry line.




Yes,it is autographed.

Inside the door.

Take a listen:



Baby,

Cristy..best to you in life.Remember to always keep your head up.


My autograph.

clyde 07-15-2010 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 669255)
I laughed.

Fucl< you too Mortykins!!! :{>:

Make sure when you are at the rest area you tap your foot underneath someone's bathroom stall.


kiss kiss!


So did I,you cheap thrill.




:{>::{>:

Sightseek 07-15-2010 12:06 PM

Oh goodie.


We don't want Stevie trying to take credit for this ice box. ;)




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The flower looks up high to see the light and never looks down to see its shadow. That is a wisdom man must learn. ~ Kahlil Gibran

clyde 07-15-2010 12:10 PM

Oh my God,Sighty!!

That's one of the best set ups I have ever seen!!












!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!











And your tag line is to die for...nothing short .Very,very wise words.


I guess it's never too late, but when someone is knocking you back 3 steps with moth jokes--it's not easy.




Anyways-----A#1 doubleplusgood FINE WORK!!

clyde 07-15-2010 12:13 PM

Well,Uncly Einstein?


No wise as.s comment?

clyde 07-15-2010 12:14 PM

Ms. Poo...let's have it. Did at least When We Walked ,make you cry?



Don't lie to me.

You know the penalty.

clyde 07-15-2010 12:18 PM

Areun't you glad Dahla doesn't attend your Friday brunches?




I think she would conceal an audio recording device so she could cut everyone to ribbons with her..""YOU said:.....

Sightseek 07-15-2010 12:19 PM

Slam Dunk Sighty at your service.



MEEP-MEEP!

clyde 07-15-2010 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 669335)
Slam Dunk Sighty at your service.



MEEP-MEEP!

!!

Oh mine Got!

''SlamDunkSIGHTY".....ROR!


spray!!




Well now yer mekin' me sick!!


Go make Hossy chase you some more.

Sightseek 07-15-2010 12:25 PM

Should I shake my tail feathers?

FGFan 07-15-2010 12:26 PM

BAWHA WHA WHA WHA


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2viFm8f_Lo


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clyde 07-15-2010 12:26 PM

Should I shake my tail feathers?




whoa!!





stop it!!


I'm getting dizzy!

Antitrust32 07-15-2010 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 669331)
Well,Uncly Einstein?


No wise as.s comment?

no.. you were pretty accurate.

I'm definately a cheap thrill.

clyde 07-15-2010 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 669344)
BAWHA WHA WHA WHA


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2viFm8f_Lo


:(
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Shut your big mouth.


You cried and you know it.

clyde 07-15-2010 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 669346)
no.. you were pretty accurate.

I'm definately a cheap thrill.


=;>

clyde 07-15-2010 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 669344)
BAWHA WHA WHA WHA


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2viFm8f_Lo


:(
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Say,I am picturing us dancing to this.

Can you?




r u getting a wetty?

FGFan 07-15-2010 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 669352)
Say,I am picturing us dancing to this.

Can you?




r u getting a wetty?

NO...:mad:

but you asked how much I cried, a river is alot.

clyde 07-15-2010 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 669354)
NO...:mad:

but you asked how much I cried, a river is alot.


You dance like bad ballet cows :mad:



!!!!



Really?...you did??

clyde 07-15-2010 12:35 PM

Let's hear it again,shall we?




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6n-_LuIzac



WHEN WE WALKED ALONG THE TRAIL








You will remember me when a kiddie laughs

Along the Nerdy Trail

You will forget the tears when you want to cry

When we walked along the trail


So I took you there

To hear all the notes

Along the Nerdy Trail

And you see with me we were what could be

When we walked along the trail


I can’t stay with you,I can’t be your wolf

Along the Nerdy Trail

You will forget the tears when you want to cry

When we walked along the trail






I did some things that were a little wrong

I did some things that were a lot more

But I promise in the minutes left

We will have one last walk along the trail

We will have one last walk along the trail





































I did some things that were a little wrong

I did some things that were a lot more

But I promise in the minutes left

We will have one last walk along the trail

We will have one last walk along the trail







So much time has passed since those…CAH-SOL..nights

Along the Nerdy Trail

Here the kiddies cry as the last to die

Along the Nerdy Trail

You will remember me when a kiddie laughs

Along the Nerdy Trail

You will forget the tears when you want to cry

When we walked along the trail

When we walked along the trail

When we walked along the trail

Sightseek 07-15-2010 12:37 PM

Franny, please pass the tissues.

clyde 07-15-2010 12:40 PM

God..even I didn't know I was this good.



I doubt I can top it.

And the beautiful voice belongs to a very fine lady who also can look like someone I once knew.











Join me,won't you?

clyde 07-15-2010 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 669358)
Franny, please pass the tissues.

You did cry?

This is what you are saying?

clyde 07-15-2010 12:41 PM

That would make 5 out of 5...make that 6 of 6.




Uncly-poo?

clyde 07-15-2010 12:43 PM

Oh boy.


I gudda go.

clyde 07-15-2010 12:57 PM

I'm bettah.



I want the rest to register...BeefHerky and those of you who haven't answered me:





Cry or no cry?

clyde 07-15-2010 01:01 PM

I have to do it ...one more time.



"Color my mind......in sequential tones of tranquil assaults upon your very
soul...where you keep your secrets,only for me to find them."


A great quote by a great writer of prose and poims.



He once had a beautiful mind.

clyde 07-15-2010 01:08 PM

[quote=FGFan;669344]BAWHA WHA WHA WHA


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2viFm8f_Lo




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Dahoss 07-15-2010 01:11 PM



Morty, Geeker and Herkhorse last Christmas.

Sightseek 07-15-2010 01:24 PM

:D

geeker2 07-15-2010 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 669375)

Morty, Geeker and Herkhorse last Christmas.

...... like you never had a wigger phase in your life :o:rolleyes:

clyde 07-15-2010 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 669375)


Morty, Geeker and Herkhorse last Christmas.

^^^^ He is the potted plant.

clyde 07-15-2010 01:32 PM

I have a real Real Life Story for you.




Would you like to hear it?

Sightseek 07-15-2010 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 669384)
I have a real Real Life Story for you.




Would you like to hear it?

Only if you are seeking advice.

clyde 07-15-2010 01:39 PM

I am not.

The story gives some.




So you don't want to hear it?

Sightseek 07-15-2010 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 669389)
I am not.

The story gives some.




So you don't want to hear it?


Does it say something nice?

MaTH716 07-15-2010 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 669389)
I am not.

The story gives some.




So you don't want to hear it?


clyde 07-15-2010 01:42 PM

No,but it's not smutty.


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