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Mortimer 08-10-2008 01:42 AM

DIE IN YOUR FUCl<ING ABYSMAL JUNKYARD THREAD!





I got jilted tonight.




Anyone want to make love?


NO guys.

Mortimer 08-10-2008 01:44 AM

The users on line names don't really do a whole lot for me.

Mortimer 08-10-2008 01:44 AM

I'm hoping Dannie has gone to private.


=:>

Mortimer 08-10-2008 01:45 AM

Phooey.

Rileyoriley 08-10-2008 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
There is a mystery in the CAH-SOL today.

Some of the posts from last nite are mysteriously gone. I can see them in the cah-sol mailbox but yet they are not here. :zz:

Morty were you a bad boy last nite?


When Morty is "bad", he's very, very "good".:D

Rileyoriley 08-10-2008 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I most certainly was not.

Somehow my masterpiece I was working on--pouring over the tedious procedure it takes to produce work of this level--somehow a portion of it got posted.









YES.








UNFINISHED WORK.








BLASPHEMY.






And my "GOOD FRIEND",Debbie, quoted it....so even though I darted the mistake.....it still remained in her quote and she taunted me.



Well she won't be playing with fire like that again...ah gah-ran-TEE you that.








She got a good,strong taste of the long knuckle.

















Oh you won't see her around for awhile.

She knows there's more waiting for her where that came from.


Yes dear.:rolleyes:

FGFan 08-10-2008 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
When Morty is "bad", he's very, very "good".:D

:p
:D

Isn't that the truth!!!!!!

Mortimer 08-10-2008 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Yes dear.:rolleyes:

You're just lucky I ran out of more where that came from.

Rileyoriley 08-10-2008 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
You're just lucky I ran out of more where that came from.


You've never "run out" before.....:(

Mortimer 08-10-2008 08:25 PM

Well something just left me.
























thud

GPK 08-12-2008 05:13 PM

Ah wonda which one is Morte'


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6trH...eature=related

geeker2 08-12-2008 07:19 PM

Attachment 928


Hi! We are from RotoRouter and We are here to find Mortimer!

GPK 08-13-2008 12:20 PM

sigh:(

FGFan 08-13-2008 12:36 PM

AHAAAAAAAA.........there is a ghost in the cah-sol!!!!!!

I told you Morty is leaving us messages...see: copied from today, yesterdays was phooey


Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Franny,BrownSugar and Geeker..AND KGB...must all die.Someone do this thing.
Posts: 16,771


I think we may have to call in the Ghost hunters, we need the good team not the GH Int'l..the Jason, Grant, Brian and Steve team.

I analyzed my data from yesterday, found nothing...not even a THUD !


Morty if you can hear us knock on the glass of my monitor 2 times, then 3 times, then 1 time, then 4 times, then 2 times again, then stop for 5 seconds and start again. That way we will know it's you.

pause for knocking or EVP


Morty would you like to pull my hair?


pause for evp or hair tugging


Well what about the zebra then?

Let me see if I can find a Zebra....

Geeker, Kev, ya need to monitor this room with thermals and evp dectectors till I get back from the Africa.

geeker2 08-13-2008 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
AHAAAAAAAA.........there is a ghost in the cah-sol!!!!!!

I told you Morty is leaving us messages...see: copied from today, yesterdays was phooey


Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Franny,BrownSugar and Geeker..AND KGB...must all die.Someone do this thing.
Posts: 16,771


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FGFan 08-14-2008 12:35 PM

I saw that...did someone squeeze your ghostly belly?


And I saw that too.....
























THUD

GPK 08-14-2008 12:43 PM

I feel so alone...







lost...:(













neglected:confused:






















abandoned:mad:

GPK 08-14-2008 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
I feel so alone...







lost...:(

neglected:confused:
abandoned:mad:

^^:rolleyes:

FGFan 08-14-2008 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
^^:rolleyes:

ROR!!!!:p

I wondered what you were doing quoting yourself.....:D


When people die and become ghosts...life goes on.

We will all get over this...I promise.

Maybe I can squeeze your belly and make you go..... meep..meep!

GPK 08-14-2008 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
ROR!!!!:p

I wondered what you were doing quoting yourself.....:D


When people die and become ghosts...life goes on.

We will all get over this...I promise.

Maybe I can squeeze your belly and make you go..... meep..meep!


Shut up Kevin...just shut up and don't say it. Turn off the computer and walk away.....:o

geeker2 08-14-2008 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
Shut up Kevin...just shut up and don't say it. Turn off the computer and walk away.....:o

:rolleyes: :D

GPK 08-14-2008 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2
:rolleyes: :D

:tro:

Rileyoriley 08-14-2008 09:05 PM

Ok guys. How about we put a bar in the CAH-SOL dungeon?

AeWingnut 08-14-2008 09:45 PM

what is the record?

geeker2 08-15-2008 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Ok guys. How about we put a bar in the CAH-SOL dungeon?

YEAH! Something like this..if Morte comes back I am sure he will just love it!

Attachment 930

GPK 08-15-2008 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2
YEAH! Something like this..if Morte comes back I am sure he will just love it!

Attachment 930


Is that the other half of Warran T's bedroom??:eek:

FGFan 08-15-2008 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
Shut up Kevin...just shut up and don't say it. Turn off the computer and walk away.....:o


I SAID BELLY...... what you all like to imagine well I just can't help that now can I....:p


Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Ok guys. How about we put a bar in the CAH-SOL dungeon?

Just FABULOUS idea Deb-O-Deb. We can leave it to Mr. Cat for the interior designing.

Hey we could even attach one in the snowy woods for outdoor cocktail partaking...
It's too hot for an outdoor one in the garden right now, maybe in the fall.

my miss storm cat 08-15-2008 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
Is that the other half of Warran T's bedroom??:eek:

:D

geeker2 08-15-2008 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
I SAID BELLY...... what you all like to imagine well I just can't help that now can I....:p




Just FABULOUS idea Deb-O-Deb. We can leave it to Mr. Cat for the interior designing.
Hey we could even attach one in the snowy woods for outdoor cocktail partaking...
It's too hot for an outdoor one in the garden right now, maybe in the fall.

Well if you insist...... OK


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Rileyoriley 08-15-2008 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2
Well if you insist...... OK


Attachment 931


That looks painful.:eek:











We need to have an equal opportunity bar-male strippers.:D

GPK 08-15-2008 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
That looks painful.:eek:











We need to have an equal opportunity bar-male strippers.:D


You're in luck Deb...private parties are my specialties:$: :$:

geeker2 08-15-2008 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
That looks painful.:eek:


We need to have an equal opportunity bar-male strippers.:D


LOL..OK I think it only fair to include the Chippendales :tro:

















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Rileyoriley 08-16-2008 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2
LOL..OK I think it only fair to include the Chippendales :tro:

















Attachment 932



I repeat-that looks like it would be painful!:eek:



Ok, forget the male strippers.
Let's make it a sports, entertainment, and dance bar. We can put in a mechanical bronco zebra in honor of Morty.

Rileyoriley 08-16-2008 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
You're in luck Deb...private parties are my specialties:$: :$:


Somehow I knew you'd be the first to offer.:D

Mortimer 08-18-2008 06:04 PM

Let's keep this sort of thing in the Junkyard---OK?

Rileyoriley 08-18-2008 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Let's keep this sort of thing in the Junkyard---OK?


Which thread is the junkyard exactly? I'm not sure I want the mechanical zebra out in the elements. It might rust.



























Welcome home by the way.

geeker2 08-18-2008 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Let's keep this sort of thing in the Junkyard---OK?

according to the urban dictionary

junkyard -

The area containing and surrounding ones junk. In men, junk is the penis and balls. With women, junk may be used as a euphemism for vagina.

His ex-girlfriend wouldn't leave him alone, so he put up a "No Trespassing" sign on his junkyard.

Dude, keep your hands away from my junkyard!

Mortimer 08-18-2008 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Which thread is the junkyard exactly? I'm not sure I want the mechanical zebra out in the elements. It might rust.


Welcome home by the way.


KGB's trophy car thread.







YOU have a mechanical zebra!!!??










































thud

Mortimer 08-18-2008 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2
according to the urban dictionary

junkyard -

The area containing and surrounding ones junk. In men, junk is the penis and balls. With women, junk may be used as a euphemism for vagina.

His ex-girlfriend wouldn't leave him alone, so he put up a "No Trespassing" sign on his junkyard.

Dude, keep your hands away from my junkyard!




Oh my God,.

GPK 08-18-2008 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Let's keep this sort of thing in the Junkyard---OK?


You realize you need permission from the keeper of the junkyard before making these executive desicions, right?:)


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