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FGFan 08-09-2008 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Believe me...it's all show.




:mad:


Mr. Cat don't believe anything Mortimer tells you, even if it is in orange.
I prefer purple.

Morty....:( :mad:

FGFan 08-09-2008 11:46 AM

There is a mystery in the CAH-SOL today.

Some of the posts from last nite are mysteriously gone. I can see them in the cah-sol mailbox but yet they are not here. :zz:

Morty were you a bad boy last nite?

GPK 08-09-2008 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
There is a mystery in the CAH-SOL today.

Some of the posts from last nite are mysteriously gone. I can see them in the cah-sol mailbox but yet they are not here. :zz:

Morty were you a bad boy last nite?


Forget Morty....Id like to be a bad boy tonight if you're interested;) :)

FGFan 08-09-2008 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
Forget Morty....Id like to be a bad boy tonight if you're interested;) :)

Shall I bring the bullwhip?

GPK 08-09-2008 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
Shall I bring the bullwhip?


tease....:(

Mortimer 08-09-2008 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
Mr. Cat don't believe anything Mortimer tells you, even if it is in orange.
I prefer purple.

Morty....:( :mad:

ror!!


Snots get what they give out.

Mortimer 08-09-2008 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
There is a mystery in the CAH-SOL today.

Some of the posts from last nite are mysteriously gone. I can see them in the cah-sol mailbox but yet they are not here. :zz:

Morty were you a bad boy last nite?




I most certainly was not.

Somehow my masterpiece I was working on--pouring over the tedious procedure it takes to produce work of this level--somehow a portion of it got posted.









YES.








UNFINISHED WORK.








BLASPHEMY.






And my "GOOD FRIEND",Debbie, quoted it....so even though I darted the mistake.....it still remained in her quote and she taunted me.



Well she won't be playing with fire like that again...ah gah-ran-TEE you that.








She got a good,strong taste of the long knuckle.

















Oh you won't see her around for awhile.

She knows there's more waiting for her where that came from.

Mortimer 08-09-2008 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
Forget Morty....Id like to be a bad boy tonight if you're interested;) :)

And YOU..yes..you go play in your Junkyard thread.

You will never achieve the vaunted level as SnowyWoods and Franklin...CAH-SOL .









NEVER.

cowgirlintexas 08-09-2008 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
One come and go ago.

Were you awake when you typed this? :p WTF does that mean?

Mortimer 08-09-2008 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cowgirlintexas
Were you awake when you typed this? :p WTF does that mean?

GODDAMMITY!!

NO cursing in the ...CAH-SOL!!







And don't you know anything?


"One come and go ago".....there's nothing eye crossing about it.It represents a span of time as set forth in the fine blues song---Come and Go Blues.

Now if you can't keep up with the bouncing ball around here,ARLETTA, then you should stick yourself in KGB's mind shrinking Junkyard thread.









Is this clear?











Oh.















kissykissykssykissy

Mortimer 08-09-2008 05:16 PM

And now....I go into trance to finish my masterpiece.



I must NOT be disturbed.

Just leave me alone....and don't look at me, either.

cowgirlintexas 08-09-2008 05:16 PM

Is it windy in here or is it just me? :confused:

Your one :zz: somebitch...


oh! and back at ya :p

cowgirlintexas 08-09-2008 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
And now....I go into trance to finish my masterpiece.



I must NOT be disturbed.

Just leave me alone....and don't look at me, either.

(@) (@) I see you.....

cowgirlintexas 08-09-2008 05:18 PM

Those look like nipples instead of eyes...lmao

Mortimer 08-09-2008 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cowgirlintexas
Is it windy in here or is it just me? :confused:

Your one :zz: somebitch...


oh! and back at ya :p

ARLETTA!!!

What is your primary malfunction here,ma'amage?





CAN'T YOU READ??




PLEASE!!





Get a leg up already.










Oh boy.



That sounds pretty good!










Seriously......maybe you can get AndyPanda to write you a nice poim.



SHOO!













KISSYKISSYKISSYKISSYKISSYKISSYKISSY...what I'm doing!?

I must finish my fine work.

Mortimer 08-09-2008 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cowgirlintexas
(@) (@) I see you.....


ror!!..STOP!!

Mortimer 08-09-2008 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cowgirlintexas
Those look like nipples instead of eyes...lmao


MA'AM!!!....I cannot afford a woody at this time!




SHOO!!!

Mortimer 08-09-2008 06:07 PM

Geez..this is friggin' HARD!

I have decided to do this in two parts.You must open 2 windows.One for this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8dq9NodWDY

That had better be my good friend, Nigel.

You can pop up my fine work when Nigel starts playing...do it fast.Nigel MUST start playing...not before. You will ruin the way the words beat to the music.DO NOT FUCl< UP!!

When I have the second half...I will copy into this.

I didn't want you critics to think I wasn't going to do it and now my noodle hurts and so must rest.

Follow my instructions closely...you may need some practice runs.There are a few gaps that shouldn't be there,but I can't get them to leave.



I call this:



Oh Roy,Oh Roy Is That Yo Hawsey?

Begin the video now.



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~





BREAK those-ties-that-seem-to-bind-me
BREAK those-sighs-that-cannot-find-me
BREAK those-ways-that-don't-abide-me
WAIT for-those-who-want-to-tithe-me
WAIT for-those-who-can-break-with-me
WAIT for-those-who-come-to-find-me
MAKE some-clothes-who-seem-to-fit-me


nowIthinkIdowhatImustdonoIdon'tyesIdosomeoneiscooc ooohmyGodit'sredfescuuuuuuue

evenifIdon'tIwillbecauseafterallit'sjustathrillaft erallyouknowit'salwaysbeenjustmeandyoooou

ifIgofastenoughIcanseemtobetoughenoughbecauseIknow Imustkeepupwiththisinsanetempoooo



if-there-is-a-reason-there-is-a-rhyme-I-just-don't-know-it-all-the-time-OH-NO-HERE-WE-GO-AGAIN-
RACING-OFF-TO-PULL-THE-PIN-WHERE-IT-STOPS-I-KNOW-NOT-WHEN





WHY-WHY-WON'T-THIS-INFERNAL-THING-LET-ME-GO

IT'S-A-DUEL-PURPOSE-SPACING-AND-RACING-TO-AND-FRO

CAUSE-MAYBE-IT'S-ME-AND-SOMETHING-ELSE-TO-BLAME

OH-BOY-I-MADE-THAT-UP-SO-BAD-THAT-IT'S-REALLY-LAME

cowgirlintexas 08-09-2008 06:20 PM

Nice haircut :rolleyes:

cowgirlintexas 08-09-2008 06:21 PM

No seriously....

cowgirlintexas 08-09-2008 06:22 PM

Wish I had speakers to hear it..it looks like it is pretty intense.

Mortimer 08-09-2008 06:28 PM

Thank you.

Please..no impressions of my fine work....that would influence the rest.




I need to go out and purchase my drug .


You be be civil now.

cowgirlintexas 08-09-2008 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
MA'AM!!!....I cannot afford a woody at this time!




SHOO!!!

I spot you a $10 :D

Mortimer 08-09-2008 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cowgirlintexas
Wish I had speakers to hear it..it looks like it is pretty intense.


Go to someones home who does...the music is worth it...it's grade A stuff..I promise you.

cowgirlintexas 08-09-2008 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Thank you.

Please..no impressions of my fine work....that would influence the rest.




I need to go out and purchase my drug .


You be be civil now.

Pick me up a pack too would ya? ;)

Mortimer 08-09-2008 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cowgirlintexas
I spot you a $10 :D


fo 10 dollah....you love me long time???

cowgirlintexas 08-09-2008 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Go to someones home who does...the music is worth it...it's grade A stuff..I promise you.

How about if I just come to your house? :{>:

Mortimer 08-09-2008 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cowgirlintexas
Pick me up a pack too would ya? ;)

Shore.



I am..




...at your service.

Mortimer 08-09-2008 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cowgirlintexas
How about if I just come to your house? :{>:


Oh my God!



































thud!

cowgirlintexas 08-09-2008 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Shore.



I am..




...at your service.

Hmmmm... This could be fun...

Seriously..don't be buying those cheap ones either :mad:

Mortimer 08-09-2008 06:31 PM

Whoa.....I'm getting another woody-----I better go git them things.




:{>: :{>: :{>: :{>:

cowgirlintexas 08-09-2008 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Whoa.....I'm getting another woody-----I better go git them things.




:{>: :{>: :{>: :{>:

Oh! and some ice...

Mortimer 08-09-2008 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cowgirlintexas
Hmmmm... This could be fun...

Seriously..don't be buying those cheap ones either :mad:

No ..they are horrible.

Now is the ticket...but they're hard to find.

Marlboro UltraLights takes their place if I can''t find them.

Mortimer 08-09-2008 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cowgirlintexas
Oh! and some ice...

YES!!


GREAT IDEA!!




TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

cowgirlintexas 08-09-2008 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
No ..they are horrible.

Now is the ticket...but they're hard to find.

Marlboro UltraLights takes their place if I can''t find them.

:eek: Do da do da do..How in the.... :zz:

Mortimer 08-09-2008 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cowgirlintexas
:eek: Do da do da do..How in the.... :zz:

OK...I guess I'm off your frequency...my phooey.



Latah...I must go.

cowgirlintexas 08-09-2008 06:43 PM

:{>: :{>: :{>:

cowgirlintexas 08-09-2008 07:08 PM


Mortimer 08-09-2008 07:44 PM

[quote=cowgirlintexas]

And he died of you know what.

I'm not sure I can finish this now.



But maybe very late in the night...when it's dark.


KISS:{>: KISS
HUG:{>: HUG

GPK 08-09-2008 08:02 PM

This CAH-SOL is officially closed.





































move along sir....nothing here for you to see.
















































I said go the f*ck home!!!!!!!!!


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