Oh,Mom...BeefHerky thinks I'm pretty.



Do you think I'm pretty?

:{>: :D

As I was saying.....there is no escape.

I'm not going to say much about Take A Hike ll.


Only that the neighbors had car door lock problems and I left about 30 minutes later than I planned...and found the directions to this hike....very bad!

All in all..I got there 30 minutes late.There were 5 real people there this time.I guess they figured the other 6 were late, but we finally got it on.Wound up being a 5 miler.





Ah smoked their behinds.


They all hate me.

I should say the next Take A Hike is at 10 Sunday...10.5 miles rated "difficult."



I don't know if I go.....don't think they can take another dose of me.

Which is why I probably will go.




This should be here:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B84Rp...eature=related

I did it to this,too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B84Rp...eature=related


tagplate

plays games with tagglass

TalkToTheHoof

^^^^ really dumb

tampajo

Mexican sanitary muff bib

tangokilo

Spanish for " Tang kill"

tanktrailerguy

Stevie Hasbeen's stashed name

tanner12oz

10cc name change

tap

possible new addition to rock, paper, scissors

tapetrader55@hotmail.com

Sighty offering her entire library..for a price

taylor ganz

Sister of Shennana

tbird

reintroduction to hawsey racing name of the former race horsey..I Can'tFind That Bird

TBJUNKY

he be nuts

tbonds

government shill

TBRT

Letterman's real name

tdelf

what's with all the "t" things? God.

tdtony

Danny's husband...scores once a year

tector

prehistoric nerd

TenMostWanted

EasyBake's porn name

tennisclub

new Canadian whiskey for retired astronauts

texarkana

another place where I got hopelessly lost and the mere sight of this makes me sick!

tganz

name of miniature clothes pins used in the Penalty Bra ( although some love wearing it)

The Bart

GMC new model electric mini van

The Bid

new AtTheAuction host

The Bobtailnag

former AtTheAuction host

the boss

whodoyouworkfor!!??

The Devil

ah ain't sayin' nuthin'

The Indomitable DrugS

Randy's alter ego

Theatrical

referring to Atrical

theiman

real name is theqman

theMOUSSEisloose

FlyDown's former name...had to make bettah

theraceguy51018

obvioulsy sucks at it

!!!!!

The filly I have an itty bitty piece of just missed breaking her maiden at Penn.

sssssssssssssso close!!



Too bad not mos' onobur hawsey shoe

Think if it were a hotty lotty.

Oh well...another failed come on.

will you be doing the G's soon?

Not really.



They do sound familiar,though.

This really gross.



ONE MORE DISASTER


My double pneumonia came back last night.So did nightmares.Up at 3 and 4 hot teas later...back to sleep at about 7.


Up at 1,


Felt a little bettah.


Went to MickeyD's as I had not et anything but about 8 grape tomatos and 3 mini Nestle's crunch bars.


Found another mini Nestle's in the car,so ah et it.


Parking in their lot ,I had another pnuemonia attack and hacked up gross fluid in the grass by the lot.

That's not the gross part.





Inside ..I was lucky enough to get a clerk who is a very young girl,but hears the music beautifully.We exchanged googlies and doo dahs.

Then I noticed her eyes fixed in the area of my heart.I though she was falling in love with me.

But she was looking at what was a very bad aim in the grass.


Nestle's Crunch and pnuemonia fluid...on my sweatshirt.





I have no pride, no shame and now MickeyD's is holding a contest to rename me with the grossest and best name winning a pile of garbage bags.

tampajo.......i laughed

:)


The worst ones,that I think are, seem to be the ones most like.

Perhaps if you stopped smoking and eating at Mickey D's, you'd be a tad bit healthier. Just 'thayin'.:D:{>: Love, Mom




P.S. Love my porn name!:tro:

And perhaps if I did not have the drive to succeed that most lack----I might feel bettah right now.

Yet I will still take on that 10.5 miler tomorrow ,rated "difficult" ...and with an addtitional 30 pounds of led weights adorning my fine body as well.




You loving your porn name gives me a mild woody.

Oedipus Complex...again.



:{>::{>:

TheSpydah

...eeny weeny 'Pydah cwaled up da wader 'pout...


the_fat_man

fat moo cow mojo no goody

The_Blizzard

NoseDrop's Dad

Thomas Jo

lost only half his shirt from half a mojo

thorobred

trainer speak


Thoroughbred Fan

Pletchah stashed name

Thoroughbredreporty

muff name of The Printheth

ThreeKings

Beat by FlyDown's FullMouse

Thunder Gulch

Champion Pez Spitter

Thunder Rumble

Squaw name of Indian Charlie

thunderdan09

Dan's getting a big DRF head

thzfartn

Eddy's pud's name

TIA

Arletta saying "See ya!"

tigerfan

Danny the Mush

tiggerv

no thoughts here..get rid of him

tim21turn

doesn't know he was turned a llllong time ago

dimmygrivan
my very good friend!

Timspa

invented laziness

TitanSooner

new Oklahoma sex act

tim21turn

doesn't know he was turned a llllong time ago

Titletown Matt

yay

Tiz

Tiz not!

Tiznow

code for "I must whizz"

Tiznowfan1

loves to whizz

tiznowthegreat

whizz champion of the Southwest

tjd

the jelly dupa

tjfla

Buckwheat saying "Go gid 'em!!"

tjfrab

Buckwheat saying.."Ah be still stuck in Mobile!!"

tk5w2n3

=5's proposed name change

tlkeys

one of Arletta's postits hanging off her forehead

tmac1

name of Danny's left nipple

Ah be lakin' the 9 in in Big A's 9th tomorrow;Four Shore.