Godzirra own Sherr.



Fah-rah-rah-rah-rah...rah-rah-rah-rah.

Quiet Chris spotted in the smart threads looting from Sterling's bodega.

..doo-dah!...

Are you referring to mah sistah's and mine :{>::{>: of Japan racing???

Note to myself..



oops I mean Clyde...


find a quieter place in the library where the librarians boo-bees are not distracting you from your fine work....:p

Ah wonder who he thinks will win the Belmonty Stakes?

I love this!!! :D

Is that what he meant cause I'm really confused and I'm reading this backwards and I'm stuck between Drosselmeyer and Stately Victor but that's just for rooting not for betting and oh crap why the f*** is Calvin on Dave and, and..

ohhhhhhh SNAP















I mean crackle

















Note to self











POP

Bless them O' Lord,for they know not how nincompoopish they are.



They do not keep it real, they do not give 'em steel.

Will be back for The Belmonts pre race analysis in a few minutes.

Last one..and last time.





Life makes me sick.

Would a big kissy poo from your bud boardies, I mean board buddies put a hop in your step? :D

!!




But, Frankly---I mean .....but ,Sightly,it depends on which Buddy Boardings---I mean Board Buddies they are.

Maybe skip that one for now.


Are you giving me the cards or must I fetch them myself?

Belmont S. (G1)

1 Dave in Dixie
2 Spangled Star
3 Uptowncharlybrown
4 Make Music for Me
5 Fly Down
6 Ice Box
7 Drosselmeyer
8 Game On Dude
9 Stately Victor
10 Stay Put
11 First Dude
12 Interactif

And now..for your betting enjoyment,my fine pre race analysis of THE BELMONTS.

( Please note I will not be munching with Gregg and Hilda Belmonts tomorrow.



But they are wonderful people.)


And as luck would have it...here comes Sighty-Poo delivering the goods---whoa!!...I mean cards.

Thank you ssssssssssso much,Sighty.

You may go.







Oh my God.

Heart be still.....that swaying dupa keeping in tune to some jungle fever beat I can hear is definitely life threatening.

I don't think I can go on.



whew!!




But I must.











1...DaveyPooNotInDixie

Gosh this one is giving me lots of trouble.First,I only know where he's not...but not where he is.A horsey I have always admired and this may be his time,but I did not know the attentionHO,Calvin Bordello, would be on top.


But a keepah .






2...Bangled Car

Reminds me of the evidence sitting in The Junkyard.That which proves the existence of Godzirra.( Godzirra own Sherr...don't ya know.)


Anyhoo---



Crinkle...



trash can






3...UpSideDownCharleyBrown


I think it speaks for itself, don't you?







whiiiiirrrrrrrr!!!!











4...MakeMusic4Me



I kind of like this horsey.

Cajunatah wanted to know why and I said there are one or two things I can't yet mention,but this is a rite of passage for me.As you all stinking well know....I hear the music all too well.Not many here can hear one note,but those of you who do hear the music have a sense of what I mean.I thought I heard music before, but unfortunately it was not.There are different types, you know.But if I ever needed to hear a certain type of music from someone---that time is now.Could be from here( which I HIGHLY doubt) or from somewhere else.Could be someone I know ( which I HIGHLY doubt) or someone I do not know.Whoever it is...I ask them to make this music for me.Please do this thing.This horsey has drawn the venerable 4 spot and program number.If this is all wrong, then the music is all gone.




keepah-keepah!!!!






5...FlyDown!!


Oh my God!

Call out the Swat Team!

You fool!!..that why he's down!!...Call out the Guts Refill Team!!





And so...




nyyyyyoooow!!!!







thud




6...IceBox


It's hip to be square.





keepah






7...Drosselmeyer


This is really the model for dumb names.The model for innocuity every nebulous minded owner should study to see if they can possibly top this flat tire name.




I say...fucl< 'im.





Crink-EL....


trash can




8....GameOnDude


Contrary to what SixToFive thinks---like names cancel out....and it didn't work for Dahla either,the strumpet.





Crinkle...



trash can





9....StatelyVictor


Reminds me too much of Stuttering Stanley.



Phooey on him.






`',==`~~'';.,.




10....StayPut


Another numb minded owner.

With a name like that..what do you expect the horsey to do!?





Crinkle...



trash can






11...Adam


See number 8.




blech






Crinkle...


trash can




12...FitCarEtni



It still don't work.








Crinkle...


trash can









MAKEMUSIC4ME

DaveyPooNotInDixie

IceBox

I've set up a kissing booth.


It's for charity - just play along.

:eek: :( :confused:

Nooooooo!

It's a great name!

Golden Ballet, Drosselmeyer... get it?

Shirley you know it's from The Nutcracker!

Don't make him weep... he's gotta hit the board for me don't cha know.

Iceybox....not again:wf

HEY! Give me some credit here! I know how nincompoopish Geeker is!:D

YEAH! WTF Clydeypoo