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clyde 10-13-2010 08:43 PM

Sighty-poo...where did I ask you for those 2 poeyms? DDB and 8B. 10509...or here?

clyde 10-13-2010 08:55 PM

You are holding up progress,Sighty.




Shake it up der, girl!!

my miss storm cat 10-13-2010 11:34 PM

... and the rest of the Ms are where?

clyde 10-13-2010 11:41 PM

I want =5 sweating bullets....he knows the long knuckle awaits.



Perhaps later...perhaps tomorrow....and perhaps not.

I want him so paranoid he has to check into a nugget repair shop.

clyde 10-14-2010 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 698859)
I for one, can't believe Stevie hasn't created The Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy Reading Room for this very fine work.


Thank you sssssssso much for this doubleplusgood noodle sprout.

I am cataloguing my fine work there as we speak.I could have really used you hours ago, but nooooOOOOO.

Sightseek 10-14-2010 08:59 AM

I'm on horsey care duty for the next few weeks which means a very early nightypoo-kins since I still have to be at the office by 9. :o

Sightseek 10-14-2010 09:03 AM

I didn't want to comment in the beautiful reading room, but me likey...

:tro::tro::tro:

a sighty to behold



sighty-poo,the pretty flower
growing in the glen
watch her by the hour
hope to be your friend

she takes the sun rays
and the watery of the rain
she likes the Sundays
and the recipe in her vein

a seed whisked in by a soft ,cool breeze
deposited her future amongst the trees
she grows lonely,waiting to be found
when she is ready,
take her from this ground

which raised her aroma and her colors
from her coma, she recovers
with you,
take her home
make it known
you love her
tell her you know
from where she came, never again.. to question her name

-The remarkable Alan Speegish-

from his collection of poyems entitled...Flakes of Snow

clyde 10-14-2010 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 706964)
I'm on horsey care duty for the next few weeks which means a very early nightypoo-kins since I still have to be at the office by 9. :o


!



But no excuse.

clyde 10-14-2010 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 706965)
I didn't want to comment in the beautiful reading room, but me likey...

:tro::tro::tro:

a sighty to behold



sighty-poo,the pretty flower
growing in the glen
watch her by the hour
hope to be your friend

she takes the sun rays
and the watery of the rain
she likes the Sundays
and the recipe in her vein

a seed whisked in by a soft ,cool breeze
deposited her future amongst the trees
she grows lonely,waiting to be found
when she is ready,
take her from this ground

which raised her aroma and her colors
from her coma, she recovers
with you,
take her home
make it known
you love her
tell her you know
from where she came, never again.. to question her name

-The remarkable Alan Speegish-

from his collection of poyems entitled...Flakes of Snow



That was beautiful.

geeker2 10-14-2010 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 706964)
I'm on horsey care duty for the next few weeks which means a very early nightypoo-kins since I still have to be at the office by 9. :o

:baby::{>:

clyde 10-14-2010 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 706988)
:baby:

Exquiste work,Geeker.

Her whining in that post almost made me vomit.



She did make up for it,though.

Sightseek 10-14-2010 10:21 AM

I think you need to go back and re-assassinate the Gs.

clyde 10-14-2010 10:25 AM

! :D !

MaTH716 10-14-2010 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 706934)
I want =5 sweating bullets....he knows the long knuckle awaits.



Perhaps later...perhaps tomorrow....and perhaps not.

I want him so paranoid he has to check into a nugget repair shop.


clyde 10-14-2010 11:11 AM

Your shroud of courage.....is the one the corpse wears.




-Alan Speegish-


:D

Sightseek 10-14-2010 11:27 AM

:tro: :tro: :tro: :tro: for the Morning Dewey

clyde 10-14-2010 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 707040)
:tro: :tro: :tro: :tro: for the Morning Dewey


!!!!



I plant on you...ze Franchmen's case.

caseycaseycaseycasey

clyde 10-14-2010 12:20 PM

And now, I will put =5 into his death throe.


Later this afternoon...I will ---"do" the M's.

Right now, after sniffing myself,I smell like an animal......really,really!!

p-u!!


I must tek ze show-air.

Sightseek 10-14-2010 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 707052)
!!!!



I plant on you...ze Franchmen's case.

caseycaseycaseycasey

Why thank you Peppy Le Peu.

geeker2 10-14-2010 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 706998)
I think you need to go back and re-assassinate the Gs.

ROR !! Isn't it past your beddytime.

MaTH716 10-14-2010 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 707054)
And now, I will put =5 into his death throe.


Later this afternoon...I will ---"do" the M's.

Right now, after sniffing myself,I smell like an animal......really,really!!

p-u!!


I must tek ze show-air.

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clyde 10-14-2010 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 707057)
Why thank you Peppy Le Peu.

yooo air moost wall-came

clyde 10-14-2010 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 707063)


rule-eng en leff-eng!!!!


you swine!!

clyde 10-14-2010 01:31 PM

Oh fucl<....I have to "help" someone again.


Will be back in an hour or so and also tell the story of the world's most inept key...and the mousey-poo story.



You really won't believe it.

clyde 10-14-2010 03:26 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk





MaTH 2+2=5

well,well,well...........................look who we have here....he's got "crink-el! ..trash can"---written all over him.......a slug has more sex appeal....what am i saying ?......mud has more sex appeal,sorries to the slugs out there........writes about his own relatives in a bad light on an i-net message board,how low can one go?......low enough to try to buy Andy's favor with fish he stole from groovesinsidehishead.....from the looks of =5's picks here, Andy doesn't like the fish.....his wife conceals NyTol in his pud food....his kiddies wanted to trade him for 2 trained rats and a bludgeoned seal......"no way" ,said the pet shop owner....he thinks NAPALM is a new dolphin flogging jelly.......he pm's girls here, telling them not to send BigFoot their boo bee prints becuase BigFoot owes him money...BigFoot is his only source of income.....he wants to bite BF's toes ,but fears a Sighty jealous rage.....what can i say?...he's simply the board tether ball no one wants to whack for fear of letting the rest of what little air is in there ,out.....=5-----this assassination is for you! ...

Maverick

name of the hair of the dog what bit =5

Mawhip

=5 wifes pet name for her nincompoop husband stick

Max Caidy

what =5 will be for Halloween so as not to scare anyone

max123

=5 pud command

maybedog

and what he named it

mb2044

his ewefriend's speed dial accelerater

mbahadur

his false name used at the liquor store

mclem0822


one of his many gay Buddy Boardings---I mean Board Buddies

mclem10011

oh..there's another

Mclovin


he makes his wife call him this in his innocent dreams

missdavis8357

what she calls him when it's real

megahertz

what =5 is feeling right now

meleen

i think i'm done with him---take a hike

merasmag

your muff looks like farina

merchant

pronounced..more-cahn't....more-cahn't ..say it with me....more-cahn't ..

Lowinsky

well,well,well.....Ms. Lowinsky.....ever wash that filthy dress of yours?....cigar????

Merlot

id like to suck on her grapes

merryjay

oh my God

mes5107

stashed name of =5

Metal Man


tin man today

Miamispartan

Michigan nincompoop

Michael Wrona

oh get out of my sight

michaelbucs Miamispartan

the michaels are making me gag

MichaelCap

the Joes are looking like fun right about now

Midsouth Jeff

can't find down arrow

migreen

has bad headache

mik9872

vanity plate..means page 2 of the M's are almost done!!

Mike


fitting

clyde 10-14-2010 05:37 PM

Thank you all for yet another raucous round of spirited applause.





That said.....Speegish is still working on the redo of the finale for his fine opera...and maybe a new poyem or two,while Windows moves stuff in between.

I will be spending less and less time here.

Untill all the time is gone.

clyde 10-14-2010 05:38 PM

But any buzzees out there,not to worry.




The buzzing shall continue.

MaTH716 10-14-2010 06:30 PM

YAWN.
Morimer, is that the best you could really do. I have waited for the M's for weeks and I get napalm, seal and tetherball jokes. Oh Vey! I have seen better assassinations from 2nd graders. But what else should I expect from a guy who has the same IQ and pud size of a second grader. Nice try doucheface, but that was a.........






Oh yeah, you better watch out for the tetherball....................
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v4ffjPvoqI&NR=1

clyde 10-14-2010 06:40 PM

That's like the Simpson saying.."Who,.me?"




Not very convincing,Toaster Boy.

MaTH716 10-14-2010 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 707148)
That's like the Simpson saying.."Who,.me?"




Not very convincing,Toaster Boy.

=o
Look familiar Tiny?

clyde 10-14-2010 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 707151)
=o
Look familiar Tiny?


I'm not the one to ask..Skids Mommy is.

my miss storm cat 10-14-2010 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 707108)
Merlot

id like to suck on her grapes

What if it's a guy?

clyde 10-14-2010 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 707157)
What if it's a guy?

( well.. it's....wait a minute..)




well it's not!!



You best stop talking to EasyBake.

MaTH716 10-14-2010 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 707157)
What if it's a guy?

You know it doesn't matter, it's probably preferred that way......:eek:

clyde 10-14-2010 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 707161)
You know it doesn't matter, it's probably preferred that way......:eek:


Enjoy that NAPALM,buddy.

MaTH716 10-14-2010 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 707163)
Enjoy that NAPALM,buddy.

Ha, phooey on you. My pet dolphin died 2 years ago....................

clyde 10-14-2010 06:59 PM

I have an opera to finish.


You 2 can suck on each others toes.

clyde 10-14-2010 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 707166)
Ha, phooey on you. My pet dolphin died 2 years ago....................

eauxh!!


"phooey" on me?????






I'm through with that sewer mouth of yours.

This is an outrage ..........and good day!

my miss storm cat 10-14-2010 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 707167)
I have an opera to finish.


You 2 can suck on each others toes.

I am perfectly capable of deciding which of MaTHs body parts I'd like to suck on Sir.

my miss storm cat 10-14-2010 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 707166)
Ha, phooey on you. My pet dolphin died 2 years ago....................

Fly with the angels. :p


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