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Echo Farm 01-23-2007 05:02 PM

I liked Larry King bragging about his 2 kids concieved without Viagra.

Too bad they look like the bellman at his condo.

Samarta 01-23-2007 08:57 PM

I know it's been said throughout but it's gonna make me feel so much better by saying what an absolute waste of time Rudolph was during that whole show. He was worse than a wanna be comic at 2 in the morning at open mic night. Not only was he classless by asking for $5 after he asked how much they got for Thors Echo, but I don't even think that was as bad as when he said, "let's hear it for all the ladies in the house." WTF...I don't know if any of the posters in here know anyone at TVG, but if you do please pass on how brutal that guy was, since apparently they don't know it because they could have stopped the bleeding by taking the damn mic away from him. I would have avoided his ass at all costs. I think next year the host or hostess and all the presenters should come from this site. :D

ArlJim78 02-01-2007 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
How don't you have TVG? you live like two blocks from me, you have Comcast right?

Okay man, i just fired up TVG today since everyone says you've got to have it.

Within the first 30 minutes this Todd Schrupp guy starts laughing and bashing horse racing "chat rooms" because they are talking about how bad his picks are. He says these chat rooms are just twenty people who think they know everything talking to each other. the other guy, I think its Frank, said the people in the chat rooms are looking for love connections.

I don't know, this first group of hosts don't seem to be very sharp to me.

The Bid 02-01-2007 04:16 PM

Jim

Todd is the biggest buffoon on the show. Frank is fairly sharp, and Ken is a good host. Thats your current allstar lineup. They all pimp poly, you should love TVG

Downthestretch55 02-01-2007 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by merasmag
i've heard he's quite generous but that would about sum it up

Mera,
You should go to nybreds.com, click on Highcliff (right side-blue), visit the pressroom, and look at the stallions. It speaks for itself, and guess who stands Catienus there?

ArlJim78 02-01-2007 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bid
Jim

Todd is the biggest buffoon on the show. Frank is fairly sharp, and Ken is a good host. Thats your current allstar lineup. They all pimp poly, you should love TVG

They pimp poly? okay, I guess as long as they don't make wild non-sensical speculative rants on the subject, it will be a refreshing change of pace from what I'm used to hearing.

Cajungator26 02-01-2007 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ArlJim78
He says these chat rooms are just twenty people who think they know everything talking to each other. the other guy, I think its Frank, said the people in the chat rooms are looking for love connections.

Well duh... this is www.match.com/derbytrail after all. ;)

Antitrust32 02-01-2007 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Well duh... this is www.match.com/derbytrail after all. ;)

LMAO

ArlJim78 02-01-2007 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Well duh... this is www.match.com/derbytrail after all. ;)

Hey! that link does nothing.:confused:

Cajungator26 02-01-2007 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ArlJim78
Hey! that link does nothing.:confused:

Precisely. LOL I've been on here since May and I have yet to find my perfect match. :rolleyes: :p HAHA

ArlJim78 02-01-2007 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Precisely. LOL I've been on here since May and I have yet to find my perfect match. :rolleyes: :p HAHA

but didn't you, i thought i heard....

oh nevermind.:D

Cajungator26 02-01-2007 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ArlJim78
but didn't you, i thought i heard....

oh nevermind.:D

Hmmm... and the jury is out. :)

AeWingnut 02-01-2007 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Precisely. LOL I've been on here since May and I have yet to find my perfect match. :rolleyes: :p HAHA


I think you're just too picky. If you like old degenrate gamblers there are bazillions of them. All available* for a reason. But hey you're young- too soon to throw in the towel or settle.

btw...
on a totaly unrelated subject (or is it the other way around)
I like Ken Ramsey. The man bets his horses and not just to win. He puts them in the trifecta. I'm reading these books on horse racing and they seldom mention what the horse pays or even if the owner had any money on the horse.

Cajungator26 02-01-2007 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by AeWingnut
I think you're just too picky. If you like old degenrate gamblers there are bazillions of them.

Nah, I just know what I want. I've been married and didn't appreciate being cheated on. It sucks. With that said, I don't think anyone should really have to throw in the towel. Do you?

AeWingnut 02-01-2007 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Nah, I just know what I want. I've been married and didn't appreciate being cheated on. It sucks. With that said, I don't think anyone should really have to throw in the towel. Do you?

yes, I think some should just give up and quit looking. :rolleyes:
Every pot has a lid etc.. but if she likes me she likes EVERYONE:eek:
I mean she shows up with hickies all over her neck and wants me to take her back

Cannon Shell 02-01-2007 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by AeWingnut
btw...
on a totaly unrelated subject (or is it the other way around)
I like Ken Ramsey.

Obviously you dont know him

PSH 02-01-2007 10:43 PM

Because...
 
If you knew him, it is most likely that you have been stiffed by him.....
OOOOPPPS

AeWingnut 02-02-2007 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Cannon Shell
Obviously you dont know him

I don't know him any more than anyone else on here or else where - internet wise that is. We talked about his horse Not Phone He did invite people to his owners box once.

brianwspencer 02-02-2007 05:26 PM

M,

You should totally get a job writing spam emails. See, for example:

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Originally Posted by Subject: RE: Notice
A cargo bay behind an eggplant reads a magazine, and some diskette negotiates a prenuptial agreement with a worldly fairy.
For example, a mating ritual indicates that a demon conquers a plaintiff behind a cloud formation.

vs.

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Originally Posted by merasmag
is he getting divorced AGAIN??? lol-if baffert starts trolling here i'm outtie-and gotta go soon anyways-bears super bowl champs shirts are ready and BEAUTIFUL!!! will start selling tomorrow night...tonite, gotta get rid of what i have to get 100 of em

Six and one half dozen of the other if you ask me....

ArlJim78 02-02-2007 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by brianwspencer
M,

You should totally get a job writing spam emails. See, for example:



vs.



Six and one half dozen of the other if you ask me....

:D
too funny, and a very good observation.

brianwspencer 02-02-2007 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
This was one of the funniest posts I've read in awhile.

thank you thank you i'm here all week.

i feel gracious that pillowpants didn't beat me to it!

Danzig 02-02-2007 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by brianwspencer
thank you thank you i'm here all week.

i feel gracious that pillowpants didn't beat me to it!

comedy central call yet? that was funny, thanks!


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