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Rileyoriley 01-05-2012 08:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tiggerv (Post 829499)
Are dartboards, fortune cookies and magic 8-balls considered advanced handicapping tools?
Dartboards may be used when not in a hostile mood. Only fortune cookies with the lucky numbers 4 or 7. Magic 8-balls and crystal balls (figured I'd beat you to that one :D) are not allowed.

clyde 01-05-2012 08:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 829492)
Does "Floyd" have any special prize requests?

And no, I am NOT giving a plane for the prize.:)

OK.


So....ideally an IPOD Touch 2.

Or as many Hershey bars as possible should the above be beyond Nurse Ratchet's generosity.

Rileyoriley 01-05-2012 08:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde (Post 829504)
OK.


So....ideally an IPOD Touch 2.

Or as many Hershey bars as possible should the above be beyond Nurse Ratchet's generosity.
I shall look into an IPOD Touch 2 (after I figure out what an IPOD Touch 1 is :zz:).

clyde 01-05-2012 08:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 829489)
He may play as long as he's your ONLY imaginary friend that plays. He does understand the rules concerning ouija boards, the Dutch, God, etc. being used as advanced handicapping tools????


(Fine pick for the WPS by the way.;) Love those Japanese horses.)


Hierro WPS (doesn't have to be win only)
Yes, I think we all get that the horsey picked to win gets credit for place and show.....gets credit as if you bet it wps.


At least I hope so.

clyde 01-05-2012 08:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 829506)
I shall look into an IPOD Touch 2 (after I figure out what an IPOD Touch 1 is :zz:).


!

Well don't look at me.

Rileyoriley 01-05-2012 08:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde (Post 829508)
!

Well don't look at me.
I know now! You download music onto it!!!! And it does other things that are way beyond me because I'm too old to understand all the new technology!!!


(And don't look at me either.)

Sightseek 01-05-2012 08:15 PM
I spoke to the Belmonts (such wonderful people) and they have generously donated a lovely night of social ladder climbing in Sara's Toga.

clyde 01-05-2012 08:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 829509)
I know now! You download music onto it!!!! And it does other things that are way beyond me because I'm too old to understand all the new technology!!!


(And don't look at me either.)

How much does it cost??




(!! = > TM )

clyde 01-05-2012 08:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 829511)
I spoke to the Belmonts (such wonderful people) and they have generously donated a lovely night of social ladder climbing in Sara's Toga.





yes!!!!!!!


( Both Ned AND Hydra approved??)

Rileyoriley 01-05-2012 08:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 829511)
I spoke to the Belmonts (such wonderful people) and they have generously donated a lovely night of social ladder climbing in Sara's Toga.
:tro::tro::tro: Clyde dear, please make the Belmonts official "made members".

clyde 01-05-2012 08:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 829514)
:tro::tro::tro: Clyde dear, please make the Belmonts official "made members".
You got it.

Rileyoriley 01-05-2012 08:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde (Post 829512)
How much does it cost??




(!! = > TM )
It's a hell of a lot cheaper than a plane!:D

Sightseek 01-05-2012 08:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde (Post 829513)

yes!!!!!!!


( Both Ned AND Hydra approved??)
Being the wonderful people they are, yes!

clyde 01-05-2012 08:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 829518)
It's a hell of a lot cheaper than a plane!:D

Uh... ah don't know about that.



Little One's gadgets = 100,000 % mark up.

clyde 01-05-2012 08:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 829520)
Being the wonderful people they are, yes!


double yes!!!!!!!

herkhorse 01-05-2012 08:36 PM
The Caldwell's do not appreciate being stiffed. :mad:

Rileyoriley 01-05-2012 08:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 829524)
The Caldwell's do not appreciate being stiffed. :mad:
Perhaps if they were to donate a prize....................................:D

clyde 01-05-2012 08:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 829524)
The Caldwell's do not appreciate being stiffed. :mad:

ror!!




But fucl< the Caldwells!...Unless they have a prize donation to offer----perhaps??

clyde 01-05-2012 08:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 829526)
Perhaps if they were to donate a prize....................................:D

Ya owe me Hershey bar for samey's!!!!

Rileyoriley 01-05-2012 08:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde (Post 829532)
Ya owe me Hershey bar for samey's!!!!
I believe I posted first sir.:rolleyes:

clyde 01-05-2012 08:57 PM
Oh...but I forgot.


The samey rule was thrown out just 3 days ago.

ssssso close!!

herkhorse 01-05-2012 08:59 PM
A jinks!!!!

OOOOOOOOOO!


And anyways Fuk the Caldwells, they didn't even send a Christmas card. :mad:

clyde 01-05-2012 09:07 PM
snort!!.....yes!!




Fucl< dem mothah fucl<ahs!!

OldDog 01-06-2012 11:37 AM
After mucho studiousonesss, and a gentle nudging inquiry to the dearly departed (I always bring carrots)...

#5 Longview Drive WPS :{>:
w/ #4 Secret Circle exbox

my miss storm cat 01-06-2012 04:09 PM
#1 Senor Rain
ex, #1 and #3, Hierro

Rileyoriley 01-06-2012 07:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OldDog (Post 829629)
After mucho studiousonesss, and a gentle nudging inquiry to the dearly departed (I always bring carrots)...

#5 Longview Drive WPS :{>:
w/ #4 Secret Circle exbox
As long as you didn't use an ouija board to contact the dearly departed, your bets are allowed.:)






Fine work by the way in the Angels thread.

tiggerv 01-06-2012 10:10 PM
#4 Secret Circle
Ex #4 and #6 Handsome Mike

I used a dartboard but I promise I was in a good mood because the New York Times made a major correction I demanded.

Rileyoriley 01-06-2012 10:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tiggerv (Post 829738)
#4 Secret Circle
Ex #4 and #6 Handsome Mike

I used a dartboard but I promise I was in a good mood because the New York Times made a major correction I demanded.
Bets allowed even though I now have that stupid "My Little Pony" theme song stuck in my head because of you.:D

tiggerv 01-06-2012 10:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 829740)
Bets allowed even though I now have that stupid "My Little Pony" theme song stuck in my head because of you.:D

Rileyoriley 01-06-2012 10:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tiggerv (Post 829741)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!:eek:

clyde 01-06-2012 10:55 PM
rolling and laughing!!

Sightseek 01-07-2012 08:52 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP_rIAkb_v8

clyde 01-07-2012 12:15 PM
This is an outrage.






This is not:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgxYUR1uTMA

Rileyoriley 01-07-2012 12:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 829796)
:mad: Ok now My Little Pony is considered an advanced handicapping tool.:D

OldDog 01-07-2012 12:36 PM
ROR!

clyde 01-07-2012 12:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 829832)
:mad: Ok now My Little Pony is considered an advanced handicapping tool.:D
oh mine Got



















thud

Rileyoriley 01-07-2012 03:47 PM
Sham Stakes results:

Arletta-$4.90
Me-$4.00
Clyde-$4.00
Floyd-0
Old Dog-$4.00
MMSC-0
TiggerV-$4.90
Sightseek-$47.70 :tro::tro::tro:


Herky can have a 0 too since he missed the smoke signal. This allows him to play in the upcoming races.

clyde 01-07-2012 03:52 PM
I must demand Sighty 4 Trophies be tested for advanced handicapping tools immediately.

Rileyoriley 01-07-2012 03:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde (Post 829882)
I must demand Sighty 4 Trophies be tested for advanced handicapping tools immediately.
Since she received them AFTER the race, they cannot be considered advanced handicapping tools.:p



There's 3 trophies, not 4. Get your eyes checked.

clyde 01-07-2012 03:58 PM
FIX!!




A nd i can cee jstu fin e, thkan ouy.


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