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clyde 02-21-2011 10:42 PM

GoodNightyPoo-kins.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGVw2STQrNo

clyde 02-22-2011 03:14 PM

Ah wonder what Nick'sKumquats thinks of the Knicks trade?


I think they're both obvious kumquats.

The trade was pretty dumb on the Knicks part;Dahla seems to get dumber every day.

Speaking of dumb...I think Klunky is afraid to come back.I know I wouldn't.



Character assassination can be fun.Especially when it's so easy.






Now what do I do?

I have achieved nirvana...everyone hates me and that is like sssso cool.The GoodLord knows I always strived for that goal.Forest creatures and other animals love me,though.I think it's so much bettah this way.You befriend an animal and you have a friend for life.Befriend a human and you will be wise to check your portable anemometer every hour.


Hey...just off my noodle thoughts,that's all.No need for any of you to get upset with me all over again.


I am simply a creation of my imaginary friend,Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy...as is Alan.So get mad at him...not us.

clyde 02-22-2011 09:43 PM

:mad:


^^^^
FetchBoy Pants......:)







Anyhoo.....Klunky said I should keep going ,then I'll get darted.

I don't get darted.

God loves me more than anyone and certain parties know this to be true.




So no one is going to dart me no matter how many carp to Stevie.Having said this,I'm not sure what else to say.It is in the night,when it's dark...and FOFs are out, tickling statues in the park.


Ah wonder how many of them are now experiencing hauntings?

Have they stopped looking in their mirrors by now? ...since everytime they do---they see a shadow figure wisking very fast across the room , several feet behind them.

Blankets are being slllllooooowly pulled down off of their torsos while sleeping.They don' fall asleep very easy..they kind of drift ,half way.Then all of a sudden





















plug nichole!!!!







Out of nowhere a voice screams out their name!!

But no one's there.....how can this be?











=:>

clyde 02-22-2011 10:06 PM

Then again, I could dart myself.



And let Alan finish off his last poim.

I just might do that.

NightyNight-Kins.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeJpI1ZDpnU

clyde 02-23-2011 07:37 PM

Oh boy...if only CrockGuy and Indian Malarkey could meet each other half way.

clyde 02-24-2011 10:30 AM

Speulators speculating on speculations---effectively becoming message board evangilists.....shunners shunning the shunned---effectively exposing themselves as pea brained cheap speed.








Oh my God.



The veiled messages in Revelations are happening.

Yet there are too many seers who had fatal head wounds to determine the real false prophet.

It's the one least suspected.





Perhaps JMess or FecklessBarber?

Coach Pants 02-24-2011 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 755860)
Speulators speculating on speculations---effectively becoming message board evangilists.....shunners shunning the shunned---effectively exposing themselves as pea brained cheap speed.








Oh my God.



The veiled messages in Revelations are happening.

Yet there are too many seers who had fatal head wounds to determine the real false prophet.

It's the one least suspected.





Perhaps JMess or FecklessBarber?

Retards ranting like retards

clyde 02-24-2011 10:38 AM

=;>

Coach Pants 02-24-2011 10:39 AM

Just don't call me a synic.

Indian Charlie 02-24-2011 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 755861)
Retards ranting like retards

While what you said about Morty is true, would you please kindly stop quoting him so that I don't have to read his nonsense?

Has that guy said even something remotely interesting, useful or funny in the last 18 months??

clyde 02-24-2011 10:42 AM

The StinkyStorekeeper vents on my own personal thread..right here, right now



Perhaps the store is what needs venting.

clyde 02-24-2011 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 755865)
Just don't call me a synic.




OK...you're just a faulty synapse.

clyde 02-24-2011 10:53 AM

I do enjoy drawing fire from unarmed assailants.....who are blind.

clyde 02-24-2011 11:12 AM

Time to fade into the backdrop,instilling desires and fears as to whether or not I shall return................in the night,when it's dark.

clyde 02-25-2011 01:17 PM

Good Afternoon Forty Spans.


















Wait a minute.



















Good Afternoon Sporty Fans.



Thought I would drop by quick and relieve your withdrawal pain as I did not appear last night......when it was dark.


Gee--not much happening along the nerdy trail,is there?


Anyways,I have stopped any communications with former communicaters.No one knows what's happening in my to die for life and it will stay that way.I am sorry but that's how it has to be.




I better get back to waiting for Hal Lindseys new "end of the world "book.

What a great scam he stumbled upon.

Many are catchng on and and yakking about the end of the USA.




The "end ofs " are the latest fad.....don't ya know.





Oh, as I wrote this I was eating a fishy and listening to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYpydtdlWxA

Perhaps you should,too.

AeWingnut 02-25-2011 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 756134)



Oh, as I wrote this I was eating a fishy and listening to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYpydtdlWxA

Perhaps you should,too.

This would have been a more something something choice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXFUnnoSphY

clyde 02-25-2011 06:43 PM

In the light,when it's dark?....


huh????

clyde 02-25-2011 08:51 PM

Girls are so like-a-fox gulible..don't you think?



This u-tubey demonstration depicts it in a near perfect manner:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENchZIW5igQ&feature=fvw

clyde 02-25-2011 09:38 PM

Hoping for partly shunny skies tomorrow.





Just thayin'.

AeWingnut 02-25-2011 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 756234)
In the light,when it's dark?....


huh????

ironic isn't it


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clyde 02-26-2011 03:03 AM

Really quite amusing.



Why don't you go discover absolute zero.

AeWingnut 02-26-2011 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 756287)
Really quite amusing.



Why don't you go discover absolute zero.


I don't feel like talking about 0bama

clyde 02-26-2011 01:02 PM

He's more aligned with absolute Nero.



Stop trying to politicize this thread.

clyde 02-26-2011 04:25 PM

My sheeny,long, curly locked hair ,to die for body ,10 day facial hair growth and oil scents are bringing out the evil in girls...single and married.

The married are much more evil.





Soon, more will be out sniffing for me....in the night,when it's dark.


I'm not just the CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE on NT.


=:>










Again...just thayin'.

clyde 02-27-2011 03:27 AM

I have an announcement to make


Wait a minute.







I have to whizz.

clyde 02-27-2011 04:30 AM

I have whizzed...was a long one.



Deb-O-Deb sent me this... she filmed herself on her off day:


http://www.youtube.com/user/MSFIRECR...19/_LY1lo5jQ9w

She's not bad.

clyde 02-28-2011 03:55 PM

touchy touchy

clyde 03-01-2011 09:37 AM

Well the last,what?...3 or 4 posts here have been darted?

I must have typed a trigger word,or two.

Frenzy Xanax?



Gosh,it sticks in other threads.It could be Stevie or one of his lackies are jealous of my popularity.I really can't blame them.I'm almost jealous of my popularity!

clyde 03-01-2011 11:45 AM

Maybe it's just the 2nd and 3rd shift dartsmen and/or dartsgirls??



Lettuce try more trigger words:


DaLoss

Klunky

Plug Nichole





We'll see how these fly.


Or not.

clyde 03-01-2011 12:14 PM

So far, so good.


Broadcasting from high atop Franklin...CAH-SOL,it's 37 and shunny outside.






=:>

clyde 03-01-2011 12:50 PM

or






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNjP7-qgLkY&feature=fvst

clyde 03-01-2011 12:51 PM

Alan!!




What the fucl< are you doing here??!!

clyde 03-01-2011 12:52 PM

=:>

clyde 03-01-2011 12:53 PM

Get lost.

clyde 03-01-2011 02:49 PM

Earl Scheib

Rudyless

The Trained Pus.sy



If this gets vaporized,then we have it narrowed down.

clyde 03-01-2011 03:22 PM

or



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuKeSUUK-A4

clyde 03-01-2011 03:23 PM

goddamity alan!!
















stop it!!!!

clyde 03-01-2011 03:27 PM

but it came out in 1967 and reached number 4 on the charts......so how can -------oh never mind, i'm going....

clyde 03-01-2011 05:47 PM

I think Frenzy must have nodded off on the Xanax again.




What a nutty girl.

clyde 03-01-2011 06:58 PM

Say,anyone heard any good u-tubey's lately??





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RQTx...eature=related


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