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GPK 10-27-2010 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 712225)
By the way..tomorrow is now definitely it.




Maybe even tonight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFvU3T7eruA

clyde 10-27-2010 08:02 PM

whoa!!










rule-eng en leff-eng!!

Coach Pants 10-27-2010 08:15 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9v_NkgsK6k

For the 59th time.

clyde 10-27-2010 08:28 PM

!!...ror!...that guy makes me sick...




Gee..am I that bad?

geeker2 10-27-2010 08:56 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXH_12QWWg8&feature=fvsr

clyde 10-27-2010 08:59 PM

Man I can't watch that one....sickening!






And it's definitely tonight.

geeker2 10-27-2010 09:09 PM

I am honored to have pushed you over the ledge....or is it off a cliff...or is it off a bridge...

Well whatever sooooo happy for you.

Has the neighborhood tramp visited you yet tonight? You should really get some before you pass.

clyde 10-27-2010 09:13 PM

Jesus.






FrankLee...I mean Ralphy........no one likes me.

And so, that's why.

geeker2 10-27-2010 09:47 PM

I think this should give you some perspective on your situation my good friend:

I had to have some blood work done so the doc wants to see me to talk about the results. While checking in I see this gorgeous receptionist. After a 45 minute wait I finally get in to see the doctor. He says "I have good news and bad news for you, which do you want first?"

So I laughed and said "Bad news.' Doc says, 'It's malignant and advanced, we're going to have to put you on chemotherapy and radiation. You might make 3 months tops."

I thought to myself WTF then I blurted out "Ohhhh, man, well, what's the good news?"

Doc says, "Well did ya see my new receptionist, the blonde with the big tits?

I'm fucl<in' her"

Sightseek 10-27-2010 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 712282)
!!...ror!...that guy makes me sick...




Gee..am I that bad?

No worse, but carry on.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWTouGjZt6A

dagolfer33 10-27-2010 09:59 PM

:eek:C'mon Clyde, you couldn't possibly die the week after the Browns smacked down the Saints?????

clyde 10-27-2010 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 712355)


What would I do without you?




Probably be happy,I guess.

clyde 10-27-2010 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 712351)
I think this should give you some perspective on your situation my good friend:

I had to have some blood work done so the doc wants to see me to talk about the results. While checking in I see this gorgeous receptionist. After a 45 minute wait I finally get in to see the doctor. He says "I have good news and bad news for you, which do you want first?"

So I laughed and said "Bad news.' Doc says, 'It's malignant and advanced, we're going to have to put you on chemotherapy and radiation. You might make 3 months tops."

I thought to myself WTF then I blurted out "Ohhhh, man, well, what's the good news?"

Doc says, "Well did ya see my new receptionist, the blonde with the big tits?

I'm fucl<in' her"


You have no idea how great this makes me feel.




I'm certain I am leaving before dawn.

Sightseek 10-27-2010 10:05 PM

Morty and his brothers discover porn...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWCtZswsZHE

clyde 10-27-2010 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dagolfer33 (Post 712361)
:eek:C'mon Clyde, you couldn't possibly die the week after the Browns smacked down the Saints?????

Good point, no wonder Franny is hiding from me.




But I'm still going to die ...and do it right this time.

Sightseek 10-27-2010 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 712368)
Good point, no wonder Franny is hiding from me.




But I'm still going to die ...and do it right this time.

Let me help.



Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

clyde 10-27-2010 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 712366)
Morty and his brothers discover porn...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWCtZswsZHE

It's like I said...what would I do without you?




And I don't have any brothers.

geeker2 10-27-2010 10:10 PM

Sighty, Debodeb, Franny, Gooey get your busty black dresses ready again :{>:

clyde 10-27-2010 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 712369)
Let me help.



Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?



frump






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geeker2 10-27-2010 10:16 PM

OK.... Well



Sighty I hope you have a great vacay - take lots of picts !!

clyde 10-27-2010 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 712375)
OK.... Well



Sighty I hope you have a great vacay - take lots of picts !!

This from you..YOU, the backstabber who wouldn't send me her Kooly-aid smiley face so I could use it as my avytar.



I will never forgive you for that one.

geeker2 10-27-2010 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 712376)
This from you..YOU, the backstabber who wouldn't send me her Kooly-aid smiley face so I could use it as my avytar.



I will never forgive you for that one.

She threaten me with oral abuse - I was scared

clyde 10-27-2010 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 712378)
She threaten me with oral abuse - I was scared


Oh geez....ror!!

dagolfer33 10-27-2010 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 712378)
She threaten me with oral abuse - I was scared

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG5Qk-jB0D4

geeker2 10-27-2010 10:32 PM

see you tomorrow my friend..I have to go watch HELLCATS

dagolfer33 10-27-2010 10:37 PM

This is what Geeker has nightmares about...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE_vfiZZkAQ

clyde 10-27-2010 10:38 PM

I'll be gone before you're up, Geeker.

You have been swell...but I shan't ever forgive you for that stiffing.




I could have nailed her as.s...but good.

herkhorse 10-28-2010 04:55 AM

Stop being such a possum "Dave"

geeker2 10-28-2010 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dagolfer33 (Post 712390)
This is what Geeker has nightmares about...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE_vfiZZkAQ

omg wtf !!

dagolfer33 10-28-2010 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 712446)
Stop being such a possum "Dave"

:D

clyde 11-17-2010 08:57 PM

Get ready for the last one.



This will be the Mother of all Deaths.

MaTH716 11-17-2010 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 724662)
Get ready for the last one.



This will be the Mother of all Deaths.


clyde 11-17-2010 09:26 PM

!! :D !! :D !!

geeker2 11-17-2010 10:21 PM

good..I am keeping the avatar :p

clyde 11-17-2010 10:36 PM

!!


If you only knew what I wanted to replace it with......I would be the envy of all the starved predators here.

clyde 11-18-2010 07:32 PM

This one will be a surprise death...I'll suddenly.

geeker2 11-18-2010 07:38 PM

We can play this after your Stevie call tomorrow


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwuy4hHO3YQ

Sightseek 11-18-2010 08:26 PM

If you plan on dying again before Turkey Day can you let me know? I'll need to amend my guest list accordingly.

clyde 11-18-2010 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 725054)
We can play this after your Stevie call tomorrow


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwuy4hHO3YQ

Too many funny men around here.

clyde 11-18-2010 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 725087)
If you plan on dying again before Turkey Day can you let me know? I'll need to amend my guest list accordingly.




And funny girls.


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