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clyde 08-30-2010 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 690178)
Yes dear. My tub of Kahlua awaits!

Don't forget your dildo,Dahling!!

clyde 08-30-2010 09:11 PM

Danny,I have had quite enough of your back sass.




I know you stick wax teeth in your pus.sy on Halloween...to scare Uncly.

clyde 08-30-2010 11:38 PM

I enjoyed chatting with you all ...very much so.

I have always said that if you don't have anyhing good to say about someone, you should say something bad.



This way we break each other down into our lowest form.

We become animals and have no respect whatsoever for each other.








This is very healthy.

Thank you once again..and drop dead---each and every one of you.

Bigsmc 08-31-2010 05:03 AM

RIP

Coach Pants 08-31-2010 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 690174)
Here's PoachCants and Hossy buying a horsey for Simple Simone:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwXVYzTk1Xw

Believe me being from Brooklyn, I have the courage to confront anyone including yourself. In reference to Education, I have two Masters degree, MPA from DeVry and one from the "street" so if you want to question my courage face to face, I would be glad to oblige.

MaTH716 08-31-2010 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 690273)
Believe me being from Brooklyn, I have the courage to confront anyone including yourself. In reference to Education, I have two Masters degree, MPA from DeVry and one from the "street" so if you want to question my courage face to face, I would be glad to oblige.

Do you still have the tools..................

Disreguard, that was Apex Tech.










Thud..................................













Oh Yeah, Morty is a doucheface...........................

















carry on.......................................

my miss storm cat 08-31-2010 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 690273)
Believe me being from Brooklyn, I have the courage to confront anyone including yourself. In reference to Education, I have two Masters degree, MPA from DeVry and one from the "street" so if you want to question my courage face to face, I would be glad to oblige.

Most De Vry grads are educated about gay sex my friend. It's the one's who think they know the game that do the yelling and have no idea where the "fetlock joint" on a horse is located, the difference between using the word one's vs ones and when it makes sense to use quotations in a sentence.

randallscott35 08-31-2010 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 690273)
Believe me being from Brooklyn, I have the courage to confront anyone including yourself. In reference to Education, I have two Masters degree, MPA from DeVry and one from the "street" so if you want to question my courage face to face, I would be glad to oblige.

:tro:

dagolfer33 08-31-2010 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 690273)
Believe me being from Brooklyn, I have the courage to confront anyone including yourself. In reference to Education, I have two Masters degree, MPA from DeVry and one from the "street" so if you want to question my courage face to face, I would be glad to oblige.

!OOOOOOOOOOOO!

clyde 08-31-2010 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 690273)
Believe me being from Brooklyn, I have the courage to confront anyone including yourself. In reference to Education, I have two Masters degree, MPA from DeVry and one from the "street" so if you want to question my courage face to face, I would be glad to oblige.


What do you know about courage?




Don't tell me.






Know why?It's because I had Street Sense..I mean have street sense.My sense tells me you are a Canadian.

When you finally have a history book---why you let me know.

clyde 08-31-2010 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 690312)
Most De Vry grads are educated about gay sex my friend. It's the one's who think they know the game that do the yelling and have no idea where the "fetlock joint" on a horse is located, the difference between using the word one's vs ones and when it makes sense to use quotations in a sentence.


I have a petco.ck joint I'd like to stick in yer radiatah.

clyde 08-31-2010 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc (Post 690237)
RIP


RSVP

clyde 08-31-2010 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 690292)
Do you still have the tools..................

Disreguard, that was Apex Tech.
Thud..................................

Oh Yeah, Morty is a doucheface...........................


carry on.......................................




You r face doesn't exactly light up my life, either.

Dahoss 08-31-2010 12:53 PM

These FAST disciples are like that. They buy into their PARADIGMS and then when the system fails them, in other words, their horses run SLOW (or the lose to SLOW(ER) horses), they don't know how to deal with it. The only thing left is to go back to the only thing they have left: attacking the SLOW horse; you know, the one that's NEVER lost. Clyde the Eunuch, here at DT, has made this his life's work. A DVD of all his posts will hit the market by the end of the year.

clyde 08-31-2010 12:55 PM

You are not the boss of me!!

GPK 08-31-2010 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 690173)

:mad:

Dahoss 08-31-2010 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK (Post 690559)
:mad:

;)

my miss storm cat 08-31-2010 07:31 PM

First off, Key West is Clydes hometown. So, its not like he's paying for a hotel. He's staying with sumitas.

And secondly, there's no way in HELL that he's going to miss fantasyfest! Although, last night was quite strange. This year seems to have an abundance of naked old people. Once you realize youhave an IQ of 60 like Siena, all shame goes out the window... and onto the streets.
Tonight is the big event. Kgar, Clyde and Warren T are looking forward to it. Clyde didnt get home till 7am and it'll be a miracle if he gets home at all!

TFM thought he'd make all you guys dealing with the cold weather sick... he just took these with his phone... this cardboard box is home... open invitation to all! You have about 10 hours to get there before the big event starts! Chop chop bitches!

Sightseek 08-31-2010 07:40 PM

Hissy fit threads go on forever...and quality ones like this stop abruptly.



There is no fairness in the world.

my miss storm cat 08-31-2010 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 690605)
Hissy fit threads go on forever...and quality ones like this stop abruptly.



There is no fairness in the world.

:D

clyde 08-31-2010 07:45 PM

I know of two witches about to be boiled in their own cauldrons.



Keep yukking it up,ladies.

You will both be crying by this time next week.

my miss storm cat 08-31-2010 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 690609)
I know of two witches about to be boiled in their own cauldrons.



Keep yukking it up,ladies.

You will both be crying by this time next week.

Can you add in another so we can do the opening of Macbeth? :p

clyde 08-31-2010 08:00 PM

!



How about Honula?


She has nice 1's.

FGFan 09-03-2010 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 690338)
What do you know about courage?




Don't tell me.






Know why?It's because I had Street Sense..I mean have street sense.My sense tells me you are a Canadian.

When you finally have a history book---why you let me know.

Ah know who knows about COURAGE......















FGFan 09-03-2010 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 690617)
Can you add in another so we can do the opening of Macbeth? :p

I'm in Clydeesdale already knows I'm a witch...:p

FGFan 09-03-2010 08:25 PM

Hmmm 8 pages on the verbal abuse of Clydeesdale...


























Yikes, I thought it would be much longer than that...:p:{>::p

Sightseek 09-07-2010 08:05 PM

Wouldn't you just die if you found out Clyde was going to interview you for a job you really wanted?

geeker2 09-07-2010 08:16 PM

Would he be wearing his cape...cause if he was I think it would be OK

Dahoss 09-07-2010 08:18 PM

Clyde will call the races at Oak Tree Racing Association’s fall meeting at Hollywood Park, an Oak Tree official confirmed Monday night.

Clyde is the normal announcer for both the spring-summer and fall meetings held at Thistley Downs each year.

Sightseek 09-07-2010 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 693387)
Would he be wearing his cape...cause if he was I think it would be OK

You're gay too?!?!

Rileyoriley 09-07-2010 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 693392)
You're gay too?!?!

No he's Chinese.

Rileyoriley 09-07-2010 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 692026)
Hmmm 8 pages on the verbal abuse of Clydeesdale...


























Yikes, I thought it would be much longer than that...:p:{>::p



HI FRANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry I missed you.:(

Sightseek 09-07-2010 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 693394)
No he's Chinese.

:D

clyde 09-07-2010 08:47 PM

May you all be late with your foot in the door and be stuck with 2 Jehovah's Witnesses for an entire weekend.

Coach Pants 09-07-2010 08:54 PM

I've a lot of energy focused on not being able to stand clyde and deb-o-deb already.

Reading this crap article this morning really pissed me off.

It wouldnt bother me so much if there was absolutely no media coverage and these guys just burned their puds in the backyard and nobody reported it. They dont give a fucl< about their "puds".. its all about 15 minutes of fame. I live around all these Nerdy Trail morons "do as I say, not as I do" folks in the smart threads.

It shouldnt be considered freedom of speech if it puts puds in harms way.

He's a fucl<ing loser who deserves anything bad that comes his way over this.

clyde 09-07-2010 08:57 PM

stevie!!



Put this in the SmartThreads!

geeker2 09-07-2010 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 693392)
You're gay too?!?!

No but I saw two lesbians holding hands today while walking down the street....and it made me thing of my Erection Kit.

Sightseek 09-07-2010 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 693437)
No but I saw two lesbians holding hands today while walking down the street....and it made me thing of my Erection Kit.

I hope you didn't lose your nuts again.

geeker2 09-07-2010 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 693438)
I hope you didn't lose your nuts again.

RoR

Coach Pants 09-09-2010 11:39 AM

I think that, at one time, clyde was a better finisher. This is no longer the case and I, firmly, believe that pants is the best finisher presently. This is because clyde has gone more to the Stevie type finish, the twirling of the broad, as oppose to the grabbing a hold and going all out for a few quick pumps. I don't ride so I can only surmise what the twirling is meant to do: probably an attempt to get the broad in a dizzy state by correctly positioning her tits. The problem with this is some studs, in particular clyde, go overboard with it and never get to actually DRIVING a broad, as they're too busy twirling. Pants, on the other hand, takes a tight hold, goes to pumping for the most part, and balls deep when warranted, and keeps the broad in a FLOW. He keeps them as hot as anyone and they don't lose stride as he is very good at giving them multiple orgasms.

Tell you this much, if pants is on that red-headed broad at the cheap whiskey bar yesterday, the broad would've come for fun. Ditto for any number of broads Prostate Operator rode at the Thoroughbred Lounge.


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