!!!!



But really..dress properly next time;Printheth Chlorene is livid,Franny outraged , Sufspoon --I mean fork,is green eyed,KGB pop eyed, HandHeld10 is flogging the dolphin...and who knows what Geeker Counter is up to.

I will do this thing before the race starts.

Great idea.

Oooh can we? :D

Hi Morty.

O Morty my Morty! Rise up and hear the bells.
Rise up—for you the flag is flung—for you the bugle trills
For you win tickets and ribboned wreaths—for you the paddock a-crowding
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager horsies turning for home
Here Captain! Dear Morty!
These lilacs beneath your bed
It is some dream that in the Padlock
You’ve fallen on your head. :p

(Who is HandHeld 10?)

Which half ??

Oh my God.

( Jackass RockSoft.)

Great question.



Shoot some ants.

And so they didn't believe me when I told them I could go into any town int he country,flat broke..and in one week get a job as the lead man in a Dust Control Team; and within 6 months buy the entire city.

Well the first part has been completed and in right ricky-ticky time.I already have sand blasted the entire Dust Inspection Team,made up primarily of gestapo type wannabe's.


Laugh now you frenzied group of psychosomatic wildebeests.

Crazed Zen-Yadayada Fans continue to festoon the Santa Anita asphalt runway.

Another big crowd tonight.

Hi! :)

The wildebeasts have left the building ...

Must be that dustbuster ...

Only the mighty mite remains ...

There is no moon, the half and half is fresh, and there is a mons soon ...

What do you expect ?

And you thought your ant shooting skills would go unnoticed.:tro:

El Aloha-O!!

Loved the Mons Soon thing.

I gave you a 9.5 overall.

Thank you sssssso very much.

I am waiting for the Beyer ...

Well you have a looong wait.


That's what everyone here who isn't Poached Ants says after almost every race.Like they need evidence.It's become the in thing to do...I guess.

''SQUAWK!!..what'sthebeyers?what'sthebeyers?"





Give me A break already.


And I know you were kidding...but still.








just thayin'









as you know

Anyone else?

Must be bed their pastime ...

Just the faux pas de deux of us ...

Oh boy.




Really,do you mind?

Ah wonder if Oinkman is still is planning my death? Gosh he takes insults to heart,don't he?


I have noticed a new yet really awful collection of posters.They have to be alien creatures or perhaps highly intelligent wildebeests.Plus they are one corny gaggle of money burners.Really,I think most come from No Advantage under new names.

Thank goodness I have returned to tune up the ol' IQ around here.

Do ya thank Oinkman would enjoy Huey Lewis and the News? Ah do.

Does Mouth Eats Glove have a closet full of blow up dolls?



r u kidding me?

Does Stevie Hasbeen copy off Andy Sterling? Know what ahm thayin'??

But which one is Mike Warren?




I think I know.I have given a "tacit" answer to that one...ya might say.







Hey....my plunge into the depths of the dark side may have ended.God I hopes so.

But I do think so.The bouts with freezing and hunger seem to be over....and those were the good days.I realize my legion of fans need more from me and I will try to deliver although my time is fleeting.


Latah,dahlings.

kiss-kiss....hug-hug

Your audience awaits.

Deb-o-Deb and Frannypoo get your popcorn ready....Clydeee is going to entertain us...just like Morteee did... :{>: :zz: :{>:

Will I need my 3-D glasses?

YES...and some shot glasses (it helps with the understanding)

I shall try to be prepared.:D


By the way, your cat looks like he's already hit the shot glasses.:zz:

They do??

Oh..I mean...yes!!....they do!

Geeker Counter and Deb-O-Deb....are my audience??



This is a "legion"...Sighty-poo?

But they are worthy fans.

And I do apologize for missing out on the cards you gave me...won't happen again.




It is now night...when it's dark,when evil spirits come out to do their filthy deeds.From the looks of some of todays selections...the spirits may have started early .

I have found Johnny Rebs very gullible.I tell them I'm Superman...they look at me like I'm insane.I know they do this to cover their gullibility.To appease my alter ego's delight,I play Hip to be Square and The Greatest Love of All on my car radio....loudly at stop lights.I make muscles in my rear view mirror.


But I only get positive reactions from from ancient women and dogs.Same thing,I guess.Odd they would not fear a psychopath, but then they don't seem to fear public handicappers either so maybe there is something to gain out of this study.


A Canadian Spaceship crashed near TexArkana today.


No one noticed.


They all think these spacecraft are nothing more than errant Tonka toys propelled up into the sky by Obama supporters celebrating God knows what.







Do you like God?

I do.

He was my only physically present friend during my "ordeal."


We would walk together and leave 2 sets of footprints....until I noticed there was only one set.When asked what the deal was,he replied..."Ah, but there was only one set because I got sick of you and left."




I thought something really nifty was coming and He hit me with the above.


Now,I don't like Him anymore.

now that's more like it.....


I am now mad at Him too.....but what if Him was a Her....Hummmmmmmmm

Some very fine prowling in the night!

Ah wonder if the one who lurks at night is preparing for another fine evening..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Sz1EhPSRgo

(shameless excuse for me to check out Mr. Bale's backside)

If you would stop distracting the canadian spaceships with your rear view mirror, muscle making, they wouldn't be crashing.

When we take our road trip - hands off the radio dial

Hip to be Square and The Greatest Love of All ............... OMG

You simplify so well.

You would have been a great alchemist.



Tell me( won't you?)....is your garden overgrowing or do you prune it with regularity?

Has anyone ever seen it?

Do you even have one?

Ah di-yud!!

!!OOOOOOOOOO!!

THANK YOU SSSSSSSSO MUCH.

Not enough attention is being paid to me.



I'm leaving.

Don't go!

Tell us about your business cards!

:baby: :{>:

!!

Raised amethyst Georgia on white night (when it's dark) background..don't ya know.










Oh my God.





My name is misspelled.

That makes me very angry.

Would you like some sorbet??

Ya like Huey Lewis and the News.....do ya?