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Coach Pants 06-30-2009 08:39 AM

Fisher > Kidd

Kidd is purely stats with no championships.

pgardn 06-30-2009 09:56 AM

Leading to

Robert Horry = Michael Jordan

horseofcourse 06-30-2009 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
Leading to

Robert Horry = Michael Jordan

which in turn leads to Trevor Ariza> Lebron James.

pgardn 06-30-2009 10:31 AM

which gets fairly ridiculous very quickly.
I think Horry actually has one more championship
than Jordan .

cowgirlintexas 06-30-2009 10:44 AM

mdf> Andy Sterling





You know it!!

Coach Pants 06-30-2009 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
Leading to

Robert Horry = Michael Jordan

...but they both have multiple championships. Thus leading to you = retarded and horseofcourse = whiny bitch.

cowgirlintexas 06-30-2009 11:36 AM

Calgon>CoachPanties



I am doing very fine work.

horseofcourse 06-30-2009 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants
...but they both have multiple championships. Thus leading to you = retarded and horseofcourse = whiny bitch.

coach Pants=genius
coach pants=warrior
coach pants=class
coach pants=honor
coach pants=love
coach pants=valor
coach pants=utopia
coach pant=unparalleled greatness

.the end.

pgardn 06-30-2009 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants
...but they both have multiple championships. Thus leading to you = retarded and horseofcourse = whiny bitch.

Fisher got those championships by God.
Forget Shaq and/or Kobe.

And when Fisher was at Utah... uhhh.

Now vent and call me a douche tard
Jordy.

cowgirlintexas 06-30-2009 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
Fisher got those championships by God.
Forget Shaq and/or Kobe.

And when Fisher was at Utah... uhhh.

Now vent and call me a douche tard
Jordy.



...doo- dah....

geeker2 06-30-2009 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cowgirlintexas
...doo- dah....


;)

cowgirlintexas 06-30-2009 04:10 PM

:D

Coach Pants 06-30-2009 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cowgirlintexas
Calgon>CoachPanties



I am doing very fine work.

Oh yeah brilliant work.

So when is Morty going to make your son a non-bastard?

cowgirlintexas 06-30-2009 10:29 PM

Yours is more brillianter...and this is Morty...you dumb ass.

cowgirlintexas 06-30-2009 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants
Oh yeah brilliant work.

So when is Morty going to make your son a non-bastard?



Coach...take it easy. Little harsh,don't you think?

No such thing. He's a great little guy.

Coach Pants 06-30-2009 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cowgirlintexas
Coach...take it easy. Little harsh,don't you think?

No such thing. He's a great little guy.

How the f.uck do you know? Video chat?

cowgirlintexas 07-01-2009 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants
How the f.uck do you know? Video chat?

Wow.... You really must get a grip.

Be pretty hard to throw ball on video....or take to Karate.

cowgirlintexas 07-01-2009 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants
How the f.uck do you know? Video chat?


Get your head out of the live cam private rooms,Coachy-poo.

It's the 21st century...;)




Gee, you people are easy to rile.

:)

Cannon Shell 07-01-2009 07:02 PM

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200....ap/index.html

Who the hell are they gonna hire to coach this team? Jerry Tarkanian, Paul Westhead or Doug Moe?

King Glorious 07-01-2009 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200....ap/index.html

Who the hell are they gonna hire to coach this team? Jerry Tarkanian, Paul Westhead or Doug Moe?

Doug Collins maybe. Maybe Bill Laimbeer. Maybe this is why Laimbeer just up and quit on the Detroit WNBA team like that.

cowgirlintexas 07-01-2009 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants
Oh yeah brilliant work.

So when is Morty going to make your son a non-bastard?

My son was never a bastard.

dalakhani 07-01-2009 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Glorious
Doug Collins maybe. Maybe Bill Laimbeer. Maybe this is why Laimbeer just up and quit on the Detroit WNBA team like that.

Poor Curry never had a chance. As close to a sacrificial lamb as you can get in sports. Not to say that he was any good but really how do we know?

I like the moves. Laimbeer would be an interesting choice.

King Glorious 07-01-2009 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dalakhani
Poor Curry never had a chance. As close to a sacrificial lamb as you can get in sports. Not to say that he was any good but really how do we know?

I like the moves. Laimbeer would be an interesting choice.

I think the move of sending Hamilton to the bench is what did him in. I think he could have been forgiven for the record. Everyone knew once they made the trade for Iverson that it was a move for the future and that they were hoping that they could stay competitive while re-tooling. The Hamilton deal though, I think that is what brought this to an end. This move though to bring in the new guys, this is what I have been expecting. They weren't going to do anything with Billups this year and this way, they get to move back into the top half of the conference without having to really bottom out. Without making that move, they wouldn't be in the position to get these guys and improve.

Cannon Shell 07-01-2009 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dalakhani
Poor Curry never had a chance. As close to a sacrificial lamb as you can get in sports. Not to say that he was any good but really how do we know?

I like the moves.

why?

SniperSB23 07-01-2009 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Glorious
I think the move of sending Hamilton to the bench is what did him in.

Yeah, you don't come in as a new coach with a veteran team and then go after the most respected veteran. Even Mike Singletary went after Vernon Davis who was a lazy ultratalented punk and all of his teammates knew it. If Singletary came in and went after Isaac Bruce, Walt Harris, or Takeo Spikes does anyone think that wouldn't have backfired on him? And he was Mike fricken Singletary.

Cannon Shell 07-01-2009 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SniperSB23
Yeah, you don't come in as a new coach with a veteran team and then go after the most respected veteran. Even Mike Singletary went after Vernon Davis who was a lazy ultratalented punk and all of his teammates knew it. If Singletary came in and went after Isaac Bruce, Walt Harris, or Takeo Spikes does anyone think that wouldn't have backfired on him? And he was Mike fricken Singletary.

There is no way that that move wasn't signed off on by Dumars. They did him a favor by firing him because I can't possibly see how the two guys they signed are going to do much other than tie up a lot of money for a long time. Gordon is a one dimensional shooter and CV is Derrick Coleman light. Realistically those two replaced AI and Rasheed. Not exactly a huge move up nor does it get them out of the first round.

dalakhani 07-02-2009 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell
why?

I like the moves because they are realistic. They Know they have a better chance of getting mickey mouse to suit up and play in motown than they do of getting wade, bosh or lebron.

Villanueva will turn 25 this year and he averaged 16 and 7 in 27 minutes a game. What do you mean with the derrick coleman thing? On top of that, you get him for slightly more than the anticipated midlevel exception.

Gordon can score with anyone in the league. I think this could signal a move to trade hamilton or stuckey.

Antitrust32 07-02-2009 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants
Oh yeah brilliant work.

So when is Morty going to make your son a non-bastard?


sorry coach... usually what you say is funny... but that was low and uncalled for.

Cannon Shell 07-02-2009 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dalakhani
I like the moves because they are realistic. They Know they have a better chance of getting mickey mouse to suit up and play in motown than they do of getting wade, bosh or lebron.

Villanueva will turn 25 this year and he averaged 16 and 7 in 27 minutes a game. What do you mean with the derrick coleman thing? On top of that, you get him for slightly more than the anticipated midlevel exception.

Gordon can score with anyone in the league. I think this could signal a move to trade hamilton or stuckey.

There are other players that will be available other than those three. While there is nothing wrong individually with Gordon or CV they are huge defensive liabilities and strange fits for a team without an identity. Trading Hamilton is not going to be easy with his contract, the trend of everyone cutting expenses and the needs of serious contenders. Derrick Coleman was a talented offensive player who routinely took weeks off of playing with any intensity. CV is a similar player. He is a good scoring big man but doesn't give you much other than that. For $40 million I would want a bit more especially with a team that has some issues in the frontcourt.

If they were signing with a team with a big star who is an undisputed top dog like Kobe or Lebron or a team with a strong head coach like Jackson or Sloan maybe I would feel like they had a chance to be more successful. But Detroit isnt not much better than they were last year with them and that isn't nearly good enough.

cowgirlintexas 07-02-2009 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
sorry coach... usually what you say is funny... but that was low and uncalled for.


Uncly..you are back in my good graces.

I,too, was disappointed to see this as Laura and Justin don't deserve it.She has had a tough road and has handled it admirably ;doubleplusgood.





Anyhoo,as far as CoachPanties goes.....





Get rid of him.

Got me?

cowgirlintexas 07-02-2009 08:54 AM

Everyone else....shut your big mouths.

Coach Pants 07-02-2009 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cowgirlintexas
Uncly..you are back in my good graces.

I,too, was disappointed to see this as Laura and Justin don't deserve it.She has had a tough road and has handled it admirably ;doubleplusgood.





Anyhoo,as far as CoachPanties goes.....





Get rid of him.

Got me?

Yes and bring back Police Academy 14 where the guy who makes funny noises posts under his internet girlfriend's handle.

cowgirlintexas 07-02-2009 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants
Yes and bring back Police Academy 14 where the guy who makes funny noises posts under his internet girlfriend's handle.

Then it shouldn't bother you.


When I start posting under your girlfriend's name....that should bother you.

I guess it would bother GenuineCrazyLady,too....but who cares?

Coach Pants 07-02-2009 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cowgirlintexas
Then it shouldn't bother you.


When I start posting under your girlfriend's name....that should bother you.

I guess it would bother GenuineCrazyLady,too....but who cares?

But see... the joke doesn't work this time because you actually have an internet girlfriend. Which is pretty much on par with committing suicide because Michael Jackson died.

cowgirlintexas 07-02-2009 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants
But see... the joke doesn't work this time because you actually have an internet girlfriend. Which is pretty much on par with committing suicide because Michael Jackson died.


How can it be "internet" when we are sitting here together? :rolleyes:

pgardn 07-02-2009 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants
But see... the joke doesn't work this time because you actually have an internet girlfriend. Which is pretty much on par with committing suicide because Michael Jackson died.

What the heck is wrong with finding someone
you have something in common with over the internet
and then meeting them?

Oh yes.
Those DT reunions are so lame.
By the looks of thing they have
had some really pitiful times.

Antitrust32 07-02-2009 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
What the heck is wrong with finding someone
you have something in common with over the internet
and then meeting them?

Oh yes.
Those DT reunions are so lame.
By the looks of thing they have
had some really pitiful times.


I'm still crying myself to sleep every night because you wont be at the Whitney in Saratoga. :(

cowgirlintexas 07-02-2009 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants
But see... the joke doesn't work this time because you actually have an internet girlfriend. Which is pretty much on par with committing suicide because Michael Jackson died.


Read of things written by the great writers of the deep,who wrote of things many puny Earthlings as yourself do not see because you merely look... superficially.


Your barbs don't really work at this venue...where we are in space and time,always.

The protective shield of Walden surrounds it....your distaste for where we are paints you into the darkness where many others vomit along to the discordant tunes of modern day blasphemy; and try to pass it to others elevated from it all.















Just thayin'.

cowgirlintexas 07-02-2009 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
What the heck is wrong with finding someone
you have something in common with over the internet
and then meeting them?

Oh yes.
Those DT reunions are so lame.
By the looks of thing they have
had some really pitiful times.

!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Coach Pants 07-02-2009 12:22 PM

The fact that you need encouragement from Darden for your weird relationship speaks volumes about how far you have fallen.

And the post you made about your internet love being something other than desperation was good for a laugh. Well done.


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