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Mortimer 09-04-2008 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I don't know my friend. There hasn't been a vaporization like that in a long time.

You know...I don't think the chamber ever was cranked up to Spare The World.

We may have gone too far.

Mortimer 09-04-2008 10:07 PM

You're right...screw him.







Does ROR's doggie look insane to you?

Rileyoriley 09-04-2008 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
You're right...screw him.







Does ROR's doggie look insane to you?


I let her read the VP thread. Won't happen again. I've given her sedatives.

GPK 09-04-2008 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
You're right...screw him.







Does ROR look insane to you?


FTFY:D

Rileyoriley 09-04-2008 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
FTFY:D

I've taken my dog's sedatives too.:zz:

GPK 09-04-2008 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I've taken my dog's sedatives too.:zz:


well quit being so stingy with them....

Rileyoriley 09-04-2008 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
well quit being so stingy with them....

I'm sure Mrs. McCain could share hers.

GPK 09-04-2008 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I'm sure Mrs. McCain could share hers.

:mad:

Mortimer 09-04-2008 10:43 PM

I'm sorry I asked.

Antitrust32 09-05-2008 08:52 AM

are you guys preparing for your Nerdy Trail posting all nighter tonight!

Mortimer 09-05-2008 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
are you guys preparing for your Nerdy Trail posting all nighter tonight!



Uncly...I am hoping so. I did state I would and will try....however, I thought my depressive state would have passed by now.



It has not.



I am considering taking uncly-depressives.






And I forgot that it's a Jewish holiday today.

Mortimer 09-05-2008 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I let her read the VP thread. Won't happen again. I've given her sedatives.

Fine answer,by the way.

Antitrust32 09-05-2008 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Uncly...I am hoping so. I did state I would and will try....however, I thought my depressive state would have passed by now.



It has not.

I am considering taking uncly-depressives.



And I forgot that it's a Jewish holiday today.

wait today's a holiday?!?!

Do you have a present for me?!!?

Sorry I am not Jewish though!

Mortimer 09-05-2008 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
wait today's a holiday?!?!

Do you have a present for me?!!?

Sorry I am not Jewish though!


It is?





Oh...yes.









It's the ......the...................................well maybe it's not.



But I still have a present for you.







Hold out your hand.......check that......hold out your hands.

Antitrust32 09-05-2008 09:31 AM

Oh.. thats ALL!!! :(

a little disappointing for the top predator and all..

Mortimer 09-05-2008 09:33 AM

Well I did say both hands!!

God!


What do you want?

Antitrust32 09-05-2008 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Well I did say both hands!!

God!


What do you want?


You really want to ask a Woman what they want!?!?


Well... I wouldnt have answers... I dont even know what they want!

philcski 09-05-2008 11:25 PM

Best thread evearrrrrr.... behind Booley Park of course.


Well done, people. :tro:

Coach Pants 09-05-2008 11:30 PM

What's up, Phil?

philcski 09-06-2008 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants
What's up, Phil?

Bored outta my mind on a Friday night, the woman isn't awake or around, and my satellite dish is out so no channel surfing or mindless Los Al wagers.
I seriously laughed my ass off reading through this and the VP thread though :)

Coach Pants 09-06-2008 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by philcski
Bored outta my mind on a Friday night, the woman isn't awake or around, and my satellite dish is out so no channel surfing or mindless Los Al wagers.
I seriously laughed my ass off reading through this and the VP thread though :)

Same here. Betting Australia!! :eek: :eek:

Bad weather causing the satellite problems?

SniperSB23 09-06-2008 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by philcski
Bored outta my mind on a Friday night, the woman isn't awake or around, and my satellite dish is out so no channel surfing or mindless Los Al wagers.
I seriously laughed my ass off reading through this and the VP thread though :)

You don't know which one?

philcski 09-06-2008 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants
Same here. Betting Australia!! :eek: :eek:

Bad weather causing the satellite problems?

satellite back now, but i'm surfing the internet for photographic proof that sarah palin's baby is actually her horny hottie daughter's, and it's pretty clear from this photo taken 3/9/08 who the 7 months pregnant one is. how phucking dumb do they think the american lemming population is? it's almost as bad as them never taking a full body shot of FDR because they didn't want to know the guy was a f*cking cripple from polio.

wow i have no life.



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Originally Posted by SniperSB23
You don't know which one?

both, she's asleep in KY for a horse show:p

SniperSB23 09-06-2008 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by philcski
satellite back now. now i'm surfing the internet for photographic proof that sarah palin's baby is actually her horny hottie daughter's, and it's pretty clear from this photo taken 3/9/08 who the 7 months pregnant one is.
wow i have no life.





both, she's asleep in KY for a horse show:p

There's no doubt, her daughter had the first baby and got knocked up two weeks later.

philcski 09-06-2008 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by SniperSB23
There's no doubt, her daughter had the first baby and got knocked up two weeks later.

And I've got no problem with that... what else is there to do in the cold winters in Alaska?? just don't preach the abstinence bullsh!t if you can't even get it to work in your own home.

The final piece of the cover up is having an induced labor 1 month early, so while they claim she's 5 months pregnant right now, she's actually only 4 (like you said, 2 weeks later) so it'll be the 8th month of the pregnancy, not 9th. Almost impossible for the untrained eye to tell the difference (of course the doctors will know but that's sealed medical records.)

The tipoff to me was at the RNC. DID YOU SEE THE RACK ON HER??? Without a doubt, the clear sign of a postnatal woman.

I actually kind of like this Palin broad, it's too bad her running mate is the devil for the Thoroughbred industry.

SniperSB23 09-06-2008 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by philcski
And I've got no problem with that... what else is there to do in the cold winters in Alaska?? just don't preach the abstinence bullsh!t if you can't even get it to work in your own home.

The final piece of the cover up is having an induced labor 1 month early, so while they claim she's 5 months pregnant right now, she's actually only 4 (like you said, 2 weeks later) so it'll be the 8th month of the pregnancy, not 9th. Almost impossible for the untrained eye to tell the difference (of course the doctors will know but that's sealed medical records.)

The tipoff to me was at the RNC. DID YOU SEE THE RACK ON HER??? Without a doubt, the clear sign of a postnatal woman.

I actually kind of like this Palin broad, it's too bad her running mate is the devil for the Thoroughbred industry.


Don't preach the abstinence bullsh!t when you suddenly eloped to your husband and 8 months later gave birth. Like mother, like daughter. And don't claim that your water broke and you flew from Anchorage to Dallas then back to Anchorage and then instead of going to the hospital there you happened to drive all the way to the hospital closest to your daughter's boyfriend to give birth. You are either full of sh!t covering for your daughter or made some terrible judgements. And it just so happens your daughter has disappeared at the same time you supposedly give birth for five months with what happened to be one of the worst cases on mono on record and then immediately made a miraculous recovery to get pregnant again. I love the idea that cause Bristol's first baby was born in April and she is now "around 5 months pregnant" she couldn't possibly have been the mother of the first baby. Guess what, "around five" can be four and with a horny 18yo boyfriend they probably got right back at it shortly after she gave birth. Like the idea that a 17yo getting laid 2 weeks after she gave birth is anymore farfetched than a 16yo being out of school for five months with mono and getting laid a week later.

philcski 09-06-2008 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by SniperSB23
Don't preach the abstinence bullsh!t when you suddenly eloped to your husband and 8 months later gave birth. Like mother, like daughter. And don't claim that your water broke and you flew from Anchorage to Dallas then back to Anchorage and then instead of going to the hospital there you happened to drive all the way to the hospital closest to your daughter's boyfriend to give birth. You are either full of sh!t covering for your daughter or made some terrible judgements. And it just so happens your daughter has disappeared at the same time you supposedly give birth for five months with what happened to be one of the worst cases on mono on record and then immediately made a miraculous recovery to get pregnant again. I love the idea that cause Bristol's first baby was born in April and she is now "around 5 months pregnant" she couldn't possibly have been the mother of the first baby. Guess what, "around five" can be four and with a horny 18yo boyfriend they probably got right back at it shortly after she gave birth. Like the idea that a 17yo getting laid 2 weeks after she gave birth is anymore farfetched than a 16yo being out of school for five months with mono and getting laid a week later.

What the f*ck, why weren't we in Dallas when JFK was shot to crack that one open too?

Politics suck. I hate every fourth year!!!

SniperSB23 09-06-2008 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by philcski
What the f*ck, why weren't we in Dallas when JFK was shot to crack that one open too?

Politics suck. I hate every fourth year!!!

More importantly, what the f*ck are you doing pulling a Joey and being online at 3AM after going to bed at midnight all last weekend when you were here?

magic_idol 09-06-2008 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by philcski
satellite back now, but i'm surfing the internet for photographic proof that sarah palin's baby is actually her horny hottie daughter's, and it's pretty clear from this photo taken 3/9/08 who the 7 months pregnant one is. how phucking dumb do they think the american lemming population is? it's almost as bad as them never taking a full body shot of FDR because they didn't want to know the guy was a f*cking cripple from polio.

wow i have no life.





both, she's asleep in KY for a horse show:p

WoW i Could Pound that Baby on the Right

Danzig 09-06-2008 09:57 AM

i can't believe you guys are going out so far on a limb to make this whole conspiracy work for you!
as someone who's had kids (my first at 19, so i guess i would still qualify as a 'horny teenager' at the time-altho they say marriage puts an end to that ;) ) the last thing i wanted to do just two weeks after was go back to the drawing board.

and the girl on the right looks chubby to me, not pregnant. she looks like a hundred other teens i saw last night, with low rider jeans and a belly jutting over the top, as they aren't quite as skinny as they think they are!

geeker2 09-06-2008 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Danzig

and the girl on the right looks chubby to me, not pregnant. she looks like a hundred other teens i saw last night, with low rider jeans and a belly jutting over the top, as they aren't quite as skinny as they think they are!

:tro:

Also the photo was photoshopped...I found the orginial...



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