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geeker2 06-19-2008 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Even Rick Derringer couldn't help that mess. LOLOLOLO


changing faces at the ....CAH-SOL

sterling lost his honda

stealing picks from the ....O-REE-OH,

oh no....he needshelpfromtherhonda!!!




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81BjS3k_FZ8



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei-L_AuuaxI

Mortimer 06-19-2008 11:56 AM

Maybe I'm amazed.






lunchy-poo over at the....CAH-SOL

fashion expert brownsugar---crazy lady

on her head she wears a ....CAHS-EROL

don't ya know......steppyrocktheburymebaby!!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa6xquyj5X0

geeker2 06-19-2008 12:05 PM

time for a telethon at the CAS-HOL

Count me in baby.....................




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSm4-mALbE4

Rileyoriley 06-19-2008 09:03 PM

I have $2.29 I'd like to donate.:)

Mortimer 06-19-2008 10:00 PM

Four that...thank you-----------very much.


I wish to declare I had nothing to do with The Great Thebby....a book by which to bore ones self to death.

Oh I'm a ghost writer all right.

That's why I highly recommend Legion.

Make sure all of your old friends read it.

Mortimer 06-19-2008 11:13 PM

Perhaps another good one is Andy Panda's book...I Don't Know Any Of The Secrets of Handicapping.

















SNARF!!

Mortimer 06-19-2008 11:16 PM

And the one by his good friend CM Oreo.....Neither Do I.



>: >

Mortimer 06-19-2008 11:17 PM

Of course...DrugS wrote....Well Don't Look At Me.

Mortimer 06-20-2008 08:48 AM

I decided to take a look at some of the threads in here.





























What a mistake.




























I could have gone with haunting monkey island.








































But noooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.































I had forgotten how awful most threads here are.








































Dannie......if I were sentenced to haunt a deserted island and could pick only one human to take with me to haunt.....it would not be you.

































Love that ice debate.







































The Great Thebby is 19 pages long.

































But that's not as long as the Pandas current losing streak.









































hahahaha























Another great book out............Carla Doesn't Live Here Anymore.

Written by her mortgage company.




















The Ghost is so funny!







































































































Oh well.























Back to Casper comic books.

Mortimer 06-20-2008 09:10 AM

Wanting to be the first man on Mars?


















Esqueeze me?










































Let me ask you all a question.





































Who was the last of the Mohicans?





















































See?



































But you know who invented the Petri dish.


































Was there a last man on the moon?





















































Then who was he?








































I think I've made my point.

geeker2 06-20-2008 09:24 AM

I think I know one of the answers..


Wasn't the "Least of the Moeheekens" James Mortimer Cooper ?

Mortimer 06-20-2008 09:25 AM

Uh...is someone having a problem with my fine work here?











The greatest praise one can heap upon a ghost writer is to dematerialize his fine work.

Mortimer 06-20-2008 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2
I think I know one of the answers..


Wasn't the "Least of the Moeheekens" James Mortimer Cooper ?



Oh my God.

Mortimer 06-20-2008 09:28 AM

I'm going to reprint my 'lost" post here shortly.









We'll see if Heil Thebby strikes again.

geeker2 06-20-2008 09:31 AM

and the last man to walk on the moon was...






Gene Mortimer Cernan in 1972 and the #1 hit that year was???????





























Arthur Bremer is jailed for 63 years for shooting George Wallace.















I think I am getting the hang of this......No?

Mortimer 06-20-2008 09:32 AM

I think the point is you had to look up that pointless point.

Antitrust32 06-20-2008 09:36 AM

Look at you



Then look at me






Then look at you

geeker2 06-20-2008 09:39 AM

Hey...even ordering take-out requires some effort.....


here is another pointlesss fact for 1972.....










East Germany and West Germany recognize each other?














I wonder if it was the boots that gave it away......or...the way they waved to each other

Mortimer 06-20-2008 09:39 AM

( ok...here goes.....it was really good )







It seems the Mars thread is getting weird.




























Did I say getting?





































I think it's now the Area 51 of NerdyTrail.










































Or has that title gone to Andy Sterlings ....Todays Belmonts Selections thread?





















































hahahaha

Mortimer 06-20-2008 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
Look at you



Then look at me






Then look at you














































thud

Antitrust32 06-20-2008 09:46 AM

:{>:

Mortimer 06-20-2008 09:50 AM

:D








I'm getting a ghosty.

geeker2 06-20-2008 09:57 AM

The comment about Andy was very funny....and I am a huge fan of his!


I really like the Twilight Zone episode he did when an astronaut on a mission to Mars finds out that people are alike all over......
















I wonder if horses look at themselves that way?

Mortimer 06-20-2008 09:58 AM

I don't know about all of you people...but I would love to see a thread started demanding Ethel :p Garden start posting here.

TheSpyder 06-20-2008 09:58 AM

I really don't see what you're talking about. It must be because you're a a ghost?

Mortimer 06-20-2008 10:02 AM

The comment about Andy was very funny....and I am a huge fan of his!



Yo--------I'm a Cleveland Indians fan.

Ya foller?



I really like the Twilight Zone episode he did when an astronaut on a mission to Mars finds out that people are alike all over......



Ever been to Cincinnati?
















I wonder if horses look at themselves that way?


Ever been to Cincinnati?

Mortimer 06-20-2008 10:05 AM

I really don't see what you're talking about.

Yes....but certain people do.


It must be because you're a a ghost?

It must be because you have been reading too much Mars Bars.

Mortimer 06-20-2008 10:12 AM

Ah wonder where Sighty-poo is?










Perhaps I can think of 34.........no......12.....................that's not good either. Maybe------19. Yes....19.


No.......3.















nah





































what about ........what about............................oh I don't know.




















10?































Good.






10 possibles....later.

geeker2 06-20-2008 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I don't know about all of you people...but I would love to see a thread started demanding Ethel :p Garden start posting here.



did you mean the Botanical Cactus Gardens just outside of Vegas...





I love Chocolate

geeker2 06-20-2008 10:19 AM

Morty...I have to tell you my right hand is tired from all this typing













...and I need to save her for later tonight for I have a date with















www.XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.com












:{>:

Mortimer 06-20-2008 10:22 AM

Oh boy.














NO SMUT IN THE ..........CAH-SOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mortimer 06-20-2008 10:24 AM

STEVE!!!!

Mortimer 06-20-2008 10:29 AM

Please....someone remove that filthy smut link.









Don't think I'm kidding.

geeker2 06-20-2008 10:35 AM

one last thought...










don't they call Mars the Red Planet.......














so...how can you object to tube of red?















and perhaps you would have more sleep-overs in the CAH -SOL














if you provided some Adult Art...







birds do it











bees do it










somebody stop me...hey isn't that what Jack VanBurg said to Congress?

Mortimer 06-20-2008 10:36 AM

There will be NO MORE ....CAH-SOL.... hauntings until the smut link is removed.









That's it.

geeker2 06-20-2008 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
There will be NO MORE ....CAH-SOL.... hauntings until the smut link is removed.









That's it.




Bill Clinton is very disapointed in you Morty

Mortimer 06-20-2008 10:44 AM

NO smut of ANY kind in the.....CAH-SOL!

Mortimer 06-20-2008 11:54 AM

Geeker...I had no idea who you were.





I'm starting to get and idea of who you are.

Is it possible for you to start your own fucl<face thread?

Then we all would have a choice .




I think it's fair.

Mortimer 06-20-2008 12:11 PM

Ah wonder where Sighty-poo could be?








10...Sneaking around at funerals and cutting off dress material for her black waist ribbon fetish.

9.....In week long interview with Steve applying for Thebby's job.Has a leg up on her.

8.....Starting new Diaper Voo-Doo doll assembly line.

7.....Still handicapping last Fridays Lone Star card.

6.....Posing for CoachPants' newest edition to the Beulah thread.

5.....Training bra in summer school....she had to go with it.

4.....Looking to find a new ambulance chaser to take her to Australia.Using "vomit joke" to entrap.

3.....Caught Darden...still trying to lose him.

2.....Out sending UnclyTrust the movie...Reflections in a Golden Eye. Strongly hoping she gets the analogy.






And the Number One place Sighty-poo could be:

















1.....Secretly eating live cow.

Mortimer 06-20-2008 12:33 PM

Ah was going to wonder where The Philski is....but it came out to the same places The Sighty-poo is.











Sorry,Thebby.



Tough break.














































hahahaha


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