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horseofcourse 05-27-2008 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Is this serious? It can't be. I never thought Pgardn would get out-douched, but I was wrong. I admit. Congrats Maincourse!!!

Mortimer insulted my entire family. I react. Get out of my face also you piece of molten crap.

horseofcourse 05-27-2008 01:06 PM

MOrtimer gets it for once and the entire gang shows up to put poor Main Course in his place...priceless.

Mortimer 05-27-2008 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by horseofcourse
Mortimer insulted my entire family. I react. Get out of my face also you piece of molten crap.

Oh go bite yer friggin' nose.







I insulted teachers as a whole.





And very happy to do so...I only wish Abe were here to see it.

GBBob 05-27-2008 01:08 PM

this is Sumitas-esque like from last week

horseofcourse 05-27-2008 01:08 PM

Oh, everyone sidesteps now..."teachers as a whole"...I mention my entire family is part of that group and the insults continue. ONly after I react do the retractions come...priceless.

Mortimer 05-27-2008 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by horseofcourse
Oh, everyone sidesteps now..."teachers as a whole"...I mention my entire family is part of that group and the insults continue. ONly after I react do the retractions come...priceless.

I SAID...if the shoe fits....wear it!!



Are you sure you didn't spin off from HoseDarden??








:mad:

Coach Pants 05-27-2008 01:09 PM

This better not turn into one of those lost episodes of Matlock.

horseofcourse 05-27-2008 01:10 PM

Main Course turns it up whole scale on Mortimer and they all come out of the woodwork. Hilarious.

Poor, pooor Mortimer.

Mortimer 05-27-2008 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by horseofcourse
Main Course turns it up whole scale on Mortimer and they all come out of the woodwork. Hilarious.

Poor, pooor Mortimer.


Hey!..I'm happy!



:)


See?




Your overreaction speaks volumes.

horseofcourse 05-27-2008 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I SAID...if the shoe fits....wear it!!



Are you sure you didn't spin off from HoseDarden??








:mad:


The rertractions come wholesale now. Main Course is vaporized...hilarity ensues. Throw in a sumitas reference. Bring garden back.

YEs, just another fake human being to laugh at on an internet board.

Mortimer 05-27-2008 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by horseofcourse
The rertractions come wholesale now. Main Course is vaporized...hilarity ensues. Throw in a sumitas reference. Bring garden back.

YEs, just another fake human being to laugh at on an internet board.







:p

horseofcourse 05-27-2008 01:13 PM

They come wholesale...make Main Course the idiot. Make my overreaction the whole story. Make me the whipping boy.

Hilarity non-stop. Enjoy the show.

Mortimer 05-27-2008 01:13 PM

HoseDarden and MainCourse are the same person...no question.

horseofcourse 05-27-2008 01:15 PM

Let me make the whole show end and make it even more funny.

Jhonny Peralta is the best shortstop in major league baseball. LeBron James is the best basketball player in the NBA...

guffaw...guffaw...hee-haw look at Main Course go....he's unhinged. He's delapidated.

Mortimer 05-27-2008 01:15 PM

"That's really not true. I won't pursue it however. "



YOU PROMISED!!



YOU ARE A BIG LIAH!!

horseofcourse 05-27-2008 01:16 PM

HEe'haw---hee-haw...pee garden and main course...unhinged...made fun of main course family, didn't really but look at the clown react...hee-haw---hee-haw look how truly smart we are and how stupid everyone else is...hee-haw....guffaw...snicker, snicker...hee-haw.

We are the champions of the world...look how we dominate these internets morons like main course and pee---hose---garden---pee hose.

Coach Pants 05-27-2008 01:17 PM


Mortimer 05-27-2008 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Could you imagine the level of douchery Maincourse and Pissgargler could reach is they joined forces? I'm frightened.



!!!!







This is reaching Great Right Wing Conspiracyesque levels.

horseofcourse 05-27-2008 01:18 PM

see not me see not me


main course, main course...pee garden...hose garden liars, liars...not me, not me.

main course is the bad one...he is the fool just look at main course go, just look at him un hinge!!!!:D :D :D

Mortimer 05-27-2008 01:18 PM

I QUIT!!!






:mad:

GBBob 05-27-2008 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by horseofcourse
Let me make the whole show end and make it even more funny.

Jhonny Peralta is the best shortstop in major league baseball. LeBron James is the best basketball player in the NBA...

guffaw...guffaw...hee-haw look at Main Course go....he's unhinged. He's delapidated.


Mr Horse..Despite really having no affinity for anything Cleveland, I have actually enjoyed reading yours and MOAV's back and forths. Surely you aren't going to let this send you off the deep end. If everyone who MOAV somehow insulted in the mere year that I've been on DT went off like you, there might not be much of a DT left.
And for the record my Mom is dead and was a teacher...Can we move on?

horseofcourse 05-27-2008 01:20 PM

not me not me not me....

I can't keep up. main course un hinged, Morty not un hinged. Morty doesnt' lie, main course lies, main course lies...pee-garden---hose -garden...

main course un hinged, not mortimer...morty is teh truth...morty is no fault. morty is the champion...see main course and what he does!!

Coach Pants 05-27-2008 01:21 PM


Mortimer 05-27-2008 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GBBob
Mr Horse..Despite really having no affinity for anything Cleveland, I have actually enjoyed reading yours and MOAV's back and forths. Surely you aren't going to let this send you off the deep end. If everyone who MOAV somehow insulted in the mere year that I've been on DT went off like you, there might not be much of a DT left.
And for the record my Mom is dead and was a teacher...Can we move on?


OK...my last statement on this itthue.













Oh never mind.





God.

GBBob 05-27-2008 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
OK...my last statement on this itthue.













Oh never mind.





God.

:)

horseofcourse 05-27-2008 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GBBob
Mr Horse..Despite really having no affinity for anything Cleveland, I have actually enjoyed reading yours and MOAV's back and forths. Surely you aren't going to let this send you off the deep end. If everyone who MOAV somehow insulted in the mere year that I've been on DT went off like you, there might not be much of a DT left.
And for the record my Mom is dead and was a teacher...Can we move on?

This is a stinking internet board. I could care less what Mortimer says ( I honestly don't have to win on here...someone else does). I never get driven away from anything. I find it humorous when he is called on something, the whole gang shows up. It is fine.

I find his posts insulting at times. He certainly dishes it out...what, he can't take a little at times?? Am I really going off?? Have you ever read morty?? If he cant' take it, I can't help it.

Again it's an internet board, morty dishes out endlessly. If he honestly can't take this...whatever.

Mortimer 05-27-2008 01:26 PM

Oh all right.

I just wanted to say nothing is ever my fault.








Nothing ever is.











O=:>






But I will add ,from my own experiences, teachers will physically beat you....and they will also kangaroo court you.









:mad:

Mortimer 05-27-2008 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by horseofcourse
This is a stinking internet board. I could care less what Mortimer says ( I honestly don't have to win on here...someone else does). I never get driven away from anything. I find it humorous when he is called on something, the whole gang shows up. It is fine.

I find his posts insulting at times. He certainly dishes it out...what, he can't take a little at times?? Am I really going off?? Have you ever read morty?? If he cant' take it, I can't help it.

Again it's an internet board, morty dishes out endlessly. If he honestly can't take this...whatever.





:mad:

horseofcourse 05-27-2008 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
:mad:

Oops, I guess I must have lied again in my last post to elicit this response!!

Coach Pants 05-27-2008 01:30 PM

Inhale!!! Inhale!! You're the victim!!!

Mortimer 05-27-2008 01:31 PM

Mr. Margolis.....beater of students.


Mrs. Kerrigan....Nazi judge.






You want more names?

Antitrust32 05-27-2008 01:32 PM

shoot i was going to fix my dvd player over lunch but i forgot.

Mortimer 05-27-2008 01:34 PM

Do you mind?

Mortimer 05-27-2008 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GBBob
Mr Horse..Despite really having no affinity for anything Cleveland, I have actually enjoyed reading yours and MOAV's back and forths. Surely you aren't going to let this send you off the deep end. If everyone who MOAV somehow insulted in the mere year that I've been on DT went off like you, there might not be much of a DT left.
And for the record my Mom is dead and was a teacher...Can we move on?


What's this MOAV stuff??

horseofcourse 05-27-2008 01:37 PM

I apologize for misinterpreting the posts of Mortimer on this thread and for upsetting the judges in turn. It's not like the first time I ever posted false hoods on this board. I think I lie so much on here I do it out of habit now. It was another mis-read on my part.

MAIN Course took part in massive over-reaction to innocent posts by board inhabitants and hurled great insults at Mortimer, DaHoss, Coach Pants to little effect. It was an inappropriate reaction. As with anything in life perhaps I learned something about over-reactions. Luckily no teachers are here to corrupt this response with anything random.

IN the end, I will stop my silliness as most on this board never embark on silliness or mistakes.

Hopefully all can accept me back as a rightful and respectful Main Course henceforth to pursue other endeavors on this internet board.

Coach Pants 05-27-2008 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by horseofcourse
I apologize for misinterpreting the posts of Mortimer on this thread and for upsetting the judges in turn. It's not like the first time I ever posted false hoods on this board. I think I lie so much on here I do it out of habit now. It was another mis-read on my part.

MAIN Course took part in massive over-reaction to innocent posts by board inhabitants and hurled great insults at Mortimer, DaHoss, Coach Pants to little effect. It was an inappropriate reaction. As with anything in life perhaps I learned something about over-reactions. Luckily no teachers are here to corrupt this response with anything random.

IN the end, I will stop my silliness as most on this board never embark on silliness or mistakes.

Hopefully all can accept me back as a rightful and respectful Main Course henceforth to pursue other endeavors on this internet board.

Translation..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddgyg_5FF_0

GBBob 05-27-2008 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
What's this MOAV stuff??

MOrtimer
AVery

nothing that clever

horseofcourse 05-27-2008 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants

Thank you for that. I am too verbose in my over-reactions. This is quite helpful.


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