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Mortimer 07-31-2008 12:53 PM

You should film your fine lunch and put in on youtube.



Write Mortimer on the banana.

Pick up a green bean on which you have already written "CoachPants" on it ....laugh...and then throw it away.


Then go back to me...I mean the banana.

Mortimer 07-31-2008 01:04 PM

And then pick up a cumquat with the name 2hot4geraldo written on it and laugh even harder.




Then toss it aside and begin performing...I mean eating my...I mean the banana.



This would be a good thing.

Mortimer 07-31-2008 01:06 PM

So KGB..you missed Clemens?

GBBob 07-31-2008 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
So KGB..you missed Clemens?

I heard he's a real d*ck

Antitrust32 07-31-2008 03:03 PM

Morty.... There are people crying again because they are getting picked on! :rolleyes:

Maybe if they werent such dumbasses they wouldnt have to cry... ya know what i mean? :D

I'm glad we have predators to scare away the weak.

Mortimer 07-31-2008 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
Morty.... There are people crying again because they are getting picked on! :rolleyes:

Maybe if they werent such dumbasses they wouldnt have to cry... ya know what i mean? :D

I'm glad we have predators to scare away the weak.

Who the fucl< are these sissies?




Tell them to go suck on their thumbs.

Antitrust32 07-31-2008 03:50 PM

They think hossy and Pants are the devil or something!

The nerve!

Mortimer 07-31-2008 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
They think hossy and Pants are the devil or something!

The nerve!

They think those sissies are the devil!!?



ror!!











teeeeew mothah fucl<ahs!

GPK 07-31-2008 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GBBob
I heard he's a real d*ck


Bob, Im telling you, he has been cool as sh*t to me. Then again, all we have talked is golf.

GBBob 08-01-2008 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
Bob, Im telling you, he has been cool as sh*t to me. Then again, all we have talked is golf.


I know..I was just taking this thread back to it's beginning

Mortimer 08-01-2008 08:19 AM

You get over to Page Vanished and say that!

Mortimer 08-01-2008 08:25 AM

Pace Advantage.


Show some imagination.

Mortimer 08-01-2008 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Huh?

^^^Maaaa-CHEEEN.

Mortimer 08-01-2008 08:36 AM

^^^^Plays the bongo beat to Sighty's vagina dances.

Mortimer 08-01-2008 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
^^^ Manny Ramirez

^^^ Has written on pud..."If it fits...you must submits."

Mortimer 08-01-2008 08:39 AM

OK...so what poor urchin did you and CP attack for complaining about being picked on?

Mortimer 08-01-2008 08:44 AM

Let's get back on topic and hear about more of my most intelligent posts.

GBBob 08-01-2008 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Let's get back on topic and hear about more of my most intelligent posts.


You should contribute at www.horseplop.com

if you haven't, it's worth perusing...quite a group of amiable chaps there in the T Bred forum...just swell

Mortimer 08-01-2008 08:47 AM

I'm making more intelligent posts in SnowyWoods.

Mortimer 08-01-2008 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GBBob
You should contribute at www.horseplop.com

if you haven't, it's worth perusing...quite a group of amiable chaps there in the T Bred forum...just swell

OOOOOOOOO

Mortimer 08-01-2008 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
You know my favorite is always your top 10 lists of various things.


Thank you beyond repair...I don't deserve it.

Mortimer 08-01-2008 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I think the sissy's name is Kgar something. Real douchebag. Bigger than Bent Mah Pud, which as you know is VERY difficult to accomplish.



You've got to be kidding me.....this is not possible.



I hope you ripped and shredded.

GBBob 08-01-2008 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
You've got to be kidding me.....this is not possible.



I hope you ripped and shredded.

they did

stevo, or someone locked it up for a while, but then re-opened it

Mortimer 08-01-2008 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GBBob
they did

stevo, or someone locked it up for a while, but then re-opened it

EXCELLENT!!


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