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Mortimer 02-18-2008 02:05 PM

Prime Time will leave after the 5th race at GF.




His value is wasted on you people.

Mortimer 02-18-2008 02:30 PM

Prime Time hopes you all had a taste of Dullest Dust.




God knows I've had enough of most of you.

Mortimer 02-18-2008 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmfhb411
The race went off at 3:12 pm EST.
M Artisan edited his pick at 3:29.
This guy has the best methodology of all.
Wooohoooooooo !!!!! :eek:





Hello you big fat moo cow;








WHOA there Cattle mf'er!





Never accuse William R. Dullest of loading dice.




Never.





Dullest would not have thought some of you people would stoop so low as to lie like this.


I think everyone realizes a man of my high esteem cannot look foolish so I come back from time to time to check my fine work as I'm a real stickler for spelling and the only edit I did was to correct a spelling error.



Prime Time justs KNOWS Zeke will stand up for me on this one.




And YOU are nothing more than a message board hack....sir.




Walk the dog...I mean Best regards,
Bill Dullest

Cajungator26 02-18-2008 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meridian_Artisan
Let's sprinkle some Dullest Dust on Gulfstreams 5th today,Zeke.




HOLY LAND.

Chalkeater. You should have posted the the winner of the 9th after it was run. At least she paid more. :p

Mortimer 02-18-2008 10:56 PM

Hello MadeInDecatur;




Great to see you hoisting the hem...I mean posting again.








What can I say except to keep hacking away.























You're bound to get somewhere.





















Someday.





























Somehow.

























Oh let's get real.


































You're a lost cause lady.





Bets retards...I mean Best regards,

Bill Dulllest

Cajungator26 02-18-2008 11:03 PM

O Dildo Mullets, I mean Bill Dullest, please accept my sincere apology.

Might I tell you who the winner of the Southwest will be? Denis of Cork. You heard it here first, of course. ;)

Coach Pants 02-18-2008 11:08 PM

You're no Boobie Fisher.

CapperZeke 02-19-2008 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meridian_Artisan
Let's sprinkle some Dullest Dust on Gulfstreams 5th today,Zeke.




HOLY LAND.

Dear William,


I cashed again on your selection.



Your web seminar last night was very informative.



Thanks to your selections I'm purchasing my first BMW today.



It's slightly used but it's still a BMW.



I can't wait for your next selection.


Anything today at Tampa??



CZ

Mortimer 02-19-2008 08:30 AM

Hello Ezekial;



Always great seeing you toasting the pen....I mean posting again. No problem my friend----glad you took advantage of that Dullest Dust.

I had a a feeling those questions submitted by "CZ" were by you.
I'm still trying to figure out those mindless querries submitted by---what was the name? BLT I think it was.



Oh well.





Big kudos to you on the Beemer. It's a cute car.



Give me sometime on todays Dust and PT Bones.









Best regards,

Bill Dullest

Mortimer 02-19-2008 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
O Dildo Mullets, I mean Bill Dullest, please accept my sincere apology.

Might I tell you who the winner of the Southwest will be? Denis of Cork. You heard it here first, of course. ;)

Leave it to you to be all over a Penis of Cork.

Mortimer 02-19-2008 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
You're no Boobie Fisher.


And you are no Earl Bruce...sir.

Mortimer 02-19-2008 10:41 AM

Hello Zapper;


DULLEST DUST and PRIME TIME BONES for you at Tampa;




Go with 4 in the first 2 races and opt for 7 in he third.


More later.


By the way...I have coded these so only you can see the correct winning numbers.








Best regards,

Bill Dullest

Mortimer 02-19-2008 12:45 PM

Hopefully you are reading my codes correctly,Zapper. You should be 3/3 right now. Here are races 4,5 and 6 results:



4, 7 ,7

CapperZeke 02-19-2008 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meridian_Artisan
Hello Zapper;


DULLEST DUST and PRIME TIME BONES for you at Tampa;




Go with 4 in the first 2 races and opt for 7 in he third.


More later.


By the way...I have coded these so only you can see the correct winning numbers.








Best regards,

Bill Dullest


Bull Dung,

Thanks for the double hit.


You said 4 -4, it was 2-2, but today's Tuesday.


I knew I had to divide by two.


7 in the 3rd also won.


I'm getting an 8 track player for my new BMW.


Thanks,


CZ

Mortimer 02-19-2008 01:11 PM

Fine work ,ZC.

I knew you would know in the first 3 to halve the even numbers and leave the odd numbers as is.



I've switched "frequencies" on the next 3.

But I'm sure you saw that.

Mortimer 02-19-2008 02:12 PM

Gee I hope you're getting these,Zeke. Haven't missed yet.


Last 4:




7( may want to box with 4), box 2-6,8 and in the last----1.

Mortimer 02-19-2008 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Prime Time, I've been killing 'em today. Zeke gave me the code. Thanks a bunch.

:cool:

Well he is in big trouble. I did not authorize him to do that.
















Oh.



















:mad:

CapperZeke 02-19-2008 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meridian_Artisan
Well he is in big trouble. I did not authorize him to do that.
















Oh.



















:mad:


Dog Nuts,


I did not give him the code.


I gave him the formula.



Don't be mad because he's bright like you and I.



There are plenty of naysayers who don't believe in a formula.


I'm enroute to California.


I heard there's a track out there that runs on broken glass.


Do you have a code for that too?



CZ

Mortimer 02-19-2008 04:55 PM

Oh shut up already.







Oh.





Dullest apologizes.




I reread that.



































No he doesn't.

Mortimer 02-20-2008 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmfhb411
So Meridian Artisan, Avery Smartman, and CapperZeke are the same guy.
OK. :D

Listen you...that is an untruth.



I am new here.









When I registered I was told by...well I forget who,but got an e-mail saying all new slots were filled up...and that I would have to take an existing slot among former posters who had been destroyed.I replied saying I am a very smart man and would like the slot once held by the smartest of those who had been destroyed.


And I don't want that strange man putting up arrows toward me and that stupid :rolleyes: thing.

2 Dollar Bill 02-21-2008 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmfhb411
So Meridian Artisan, Avery Smartman, and CapperZeke are the same guy.
OK. :D

I do belive they all share the same birthday toooo!! Go figure

Mortimer 02-21-2008 12:18 PM

Never ask the blind if they can see your point.


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