[quote=Mortimer]
I meant the "not heard" part.

[quote=Rileyoriley]

Oh.
















I will give you heard in exchange for touching.

Anywhere we please.

Probably a bad idea.

[quote=Mortimer]
Oh, so women should be seen, heard and touched? I'm assuming you don't mean "alittle touched in the head"?

[quote=Rileyoriley]
Interesting response.





Take a look at this ink blot:




:p




What does this mean to you?

[quote=Mortimer]
I thought ink blots were supposed to be black??? Pink works for me though.

Ok, I see a doped-up, pink bunny rabbit. What does that tell you doctor???

[quote=Rileyoriley]




Oh boy.



You are in desperate need of an immediate and complete physical examination.

You're also very lucky as I am a qualified medical doctor as well.

[quote=Mortimer]
I'll need to see your degree of course.

[quote=Rileyoriley]


Yes....of course.I'll be happy















thud

[quote=Mortimer]


OH NO! I'VE KILLED MORTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

[quote=Rileyoriley]




ror!


Do you realize how much trouble you are in?

[quote=Mortimer]
I'm not worried. You always seem to return to the living.









Are you a vampire?????

[quote=Rileyoriley]











I am Wolfman.


But a catwoman is in my blood thus the extry lives.

[quote=Mortimer]


Lucky you. Just remember, even cats have only 9 lives.;)

[quote=Rileyoriley]But there are CatThieves.




More lives can always be stolen.

But as far as places go......my lives are done in one....used up....stone dead.




I'm sure the festival still goes on.

The fucl<ing as shole is dead.

I am good enough....





..I am smart enough....








...and ,DOGGONE IT, people like me.





Most.











a LOT.













OK....some.













Well it's not like no one does.



















So no one likes me.


















Big friggin' deal.

Allow me to mention a couple of names or so.





BySlander and ByAClit don't like me.


That's pretty clear.


I only mention this for informational purposes only.

MiracleWhip never did like me anway.

I heard he lives a in a roach motel.

Can't train seals.



LaBarge ...I don't think cares for me either.

Same for Santa NaJimi....he's gone south on me.

Hyunadai Science?......don't like me neither.

But the question that is uppermost in many minds is .....






does Thebby really like ya????







or







is she just playin ya like a well kept vintage violin??

Ah wonder where Dave Mayson stands on this?

DAVE GRAYSON!!!






My fine friend!








It seems I am merely a crunched pork rine to her anymore.


If that .

Maybe a bad wood carving thrown into the "to be burned" pile.










And what have you.

Morty my friend ....take a break... get revitalized....come on down to Florida...I'll buy the coffee and we can catch a few horsies exercising at Payson....bring your harem with ya...down here they can be seen and heard...

Aunty Lusty is down here




and says that she has some thoughts





on how to really really make you know that you are alive.




...course it may kill ya...but we all gotta die sometime

:eek: OH GOD!! Please don't bring Morty to Florida!!! :eek:

!!!!!!!!






rule-eng un ze flour!!!


leff-eng may ess oaf!!!












But I must correct you....I have no harem.

I don't even have a photo of a harem.

But I do have photos of a fine bow-wow pound group mug.







Don't tell anyone....but GenuineCrazyLady does it doggie style.







BARK!!!




WUFF!!!!

And when I come I'm going to wire hanger your house.

Can you hear the guilt?

Can you hear the shrieking over the haunting reminder they all see??













OUT DAMNED SPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

I should have taken up CajunHO on those swimming lessons.

They were going to be free.

This is not a bad thing is it????





....gosh I truly hope not






what I mean is that






uhhhh never mind.....

When ya can't get to the snowy woods....




for the therapeutic benefits that abounds within




try the following....for it may help to sooth the soul





http://www.blueyze.com/whitershade.html



In a past life.....courtesy of MDF

The bark and wuff were a direct hint.

http://www.blueyze.com/whitershade.html










thud

I have been instructed to post "I am acting like a fucl<ing child."



So I have.

But I thought I was a fucl<ing as shole.

I wish people would make up their minds.






Fucl<ing child.

Fucl<ing as shole.

Maybe I'm two.....two fucl<ing things in one.






I now leave Thebby's body.

She eats too much chocolate.

And the brat allows no touching.









So it now pleases me to enter Dannies.









What a mess.









She wears bandy aids.

Oh well....there must be something here.

Phooey.......there isn't.

It would appear I am now officially a fucl<ing as shole whether deserving of the title or not.





So I give up.

Please addrress me as " fucl<ing as shole."

I don't want to disappoint people.

Fucl<ing As shole here.





At your service.

If you want something screwed up....why I guess I'm the guy.

And don't forget to give me the stone cold shoulder should I not be around day in and day out to amuse you.







Oh...and by all means snob me if I tell you you have a nice forehead in a video you refer me to of you showing your forehead........and letting me know there are forehead shots.











I don't know....the world gets stranger to me every day.


Maybe it's me.


After all......everyone needs a pesonal whipping boy.









I just wish that they all didn't have to pick the same one.










7,000 posts is more than enough....don't ya think?


It's a good goal to have.


That will do it for me as my fine work will then be done everywhere.









Yours,
Fucl<ing As shole

I'm turning in my 70 post notice.



Let me know when the exit interview is scheduled.

exit interview

*playing radiohead's exit music for a film*

So Mortimer,

What do you feel is your greatest achievement as #1 Predator?


Who will you pass on you Predatorial skills to?

*ahem* me please.

What do you think of Uncly Trust?

*ahem* nice things only

Who will be vaporized when you are gone?

Good.




I'm going home to study for it.