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Mortimer 09-08-2007 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nomad
Do you think I care?



Great answer!





( :o )






It really was.

Antitrust32 09-08-2007 08:25 AM

so,

have i missed anything the past 6 weeks,

or years?

GPK 09-08-2007 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
so,

have i missed anything the past 6 weeks,

or years?


just me...

Antitrust32 09-08-2007 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
just me...


oh of course! I may be making a drive by in Roanoke in the next week or so FYI.

GPK 09-08-2007 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
oh of course! I may be making a drive by in Roanoke in the next week or so FYI.


you got my numba

Mortimer 09-08-2007 02:37 PM

Sounds like another NT sleep over ta me.

GPK 09-08-2007 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Sounds like another NT sleep over ta me.


Jealousy will get you nowhere Moritmer:cool:

Mortimer 09-08-2007 03:26 PM

This is sooo true.



She take me for rong ride....on shot money....;)







And it's BOGS ya ******.

GPK 09-08-2007 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
This is sooo true.



She take me for rong ride....on shot money....;)







And it's BOGS ya ******.




Many apologies.


Mrs. Ford just approved my release.


My entrance back into society will be a slow one....

Thanks for your patience

Rileyoriley 09-08-2007 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
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Many apologies.


Mrs. Ford just approved my release.


My entrance back into society will be a slow one....

Thanks for your patience


Just remember to take your medication and you'll be fine.:)

Mortimer 09-08-2007 05:48 PM

Gee.



Didn't know he had his own private nurse.

Excuse me ever so much.

Of course my array of severely broken bones is no big deal.

Mortimer 09-08-2007 05:53 PM

Would someone please put a muzzling appliance over GenuineCrazyLadies big mouth?

She's doing it again.







And I'm glad WeekendAtBernies finally heard Mr. Pants.

Mortimer 09-08-2007 06:02 PM

Oh by the way..Espar Igus here.


I believe I am Mortimers last true friend to check in here.








So eat me.

Mortimer 09-08-2007 06:45 PM

Would someone please put a muzzling appliance over GenuineCrazyLadies big mouth?

She's doing it again.
---------------









PLEASE!

Mortimer 09-08-2007 08:38 PM

I don't know him ,but congratulations to this Hossy person on winning his bet over a noodle fan .




Noodle fans are so dumb.

Cajungator26 09-08-2007 08:53 PM

A noodle fan is < or = to a nut fan. :D

nomad 09-08-2007 09:10 PM

AHEM

Not to appear ditzy but I have a hunch there are some people I used to know here. Where is "cooby"?

I nearly choked to death on fairplex chalk & am slowly recovering so I can relate to your tribulations.

Thank you
nomad

nomad 09-08-2007 09:15 PM

So whatever became of the psychic friends network?

Mortimer 09-08-2007 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nomad
AHEM

Not to appear ditzy but I have a hunch there are some people I used to know here. Where is "cooby"?

I nearly choked to death on fairplex chalk & am slowly recovering so I can relate to your tribulations.

Thank you
nomad



There is no "Ahem" on this board.

So you do appear ditzy.

AuntyCooby is currently appearing on the psychic friends network

"Nearly" ain't good enough.

Antitrust32 09-08-2007 09:39 PM

morty are you ignoring me?


:(

Mortimer 09-08-2007 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
A noodle fan is < or = to a nut fan. :D


~ < oHIo fan



oHIo fan > fat lizzrad fan who got swamped 24-3 in 2nd half by half a fb team.

Mortimer 09-08-2007 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
morty are you ignoring me?


:(





I am not Morty...I am Espar Igus.






I would think him being dead could be looked at as ignoring you.

Or a result thereof.

Antitrust32 09-08-2007 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I am not Morty...I am Espar Igus.






I would think him being dead could be looked at as ignoring you.

Or a result thereof.



oh,


I am going to cry myself to sleep now




=:*<

Mortimer 09-08-2007 09:47 PM

ror!


What's the squiggly thing??

Antitrust32 09-08-2007 09:48 PM

by the way

Espar Igus is my least favorite vegatable. Unless smothered with hollandiase.

Mortimer 09-08-2007 09:49 PM

Good.

I'm usually pretty safe...no one likes me.

Antitrust32 09-08-2007 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
ror!


What's the squiggly thing??



a giant tear drop


DuH! Morty would be disappointed in you.

Mortimer 09-08-2007 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
a giant tear drop


DuH! Morty would be disappointed in you.


Oh.

I am not trained in NT Speak.








What's this? :


l l

Antitrust32 09-08-2007 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh.

I am not trained in NT Speak.








What's this? :


l l


An H without the connecting line. DUH!

Mortimer 09-08-2007 09:53 PM

An H without the connecting line. DUH!



NO!





Boy DT person on left...girl NT person on right........they shall remain unnamed.






So then what's this? :





h

Rileyoriley 09-08-2007 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Gee.



Didn't know he had his own private nurse.

Excuse me ever so much.

Of course my array of severely broken bones is no big deal.


I thought you were dead? I can't assist the deceased.:D

Antitrust32 09-08-2007 09:56 PM

girl NT person on bottom and boy NT person on top?

Mortimer 09-08-2007 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I thought you were dead? I can't assist the deceased.:D


Oh well excuuuuuse ME.


I thought as a MortimerFriend I might be rated the same priviledges.








But I guess not.

Mortimer 09-08-2007 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
girl NT person on bottom and boy NT person on top?


WHAT!?








What is your primary malfunction here ma'am?

Mortimer 09-08-2007 09:59 PM

Try certain unnamed NT girl on knees.

Antitrust32 09-08-2007 09:59 PM

h



;)

Mortimer 09-08-2007 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I thought you were dead? I can't assist the deceased.:D



Where does she get that!?

Antitrust32 09-08-2007 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Try certain unnamed NT girl on knees.



that is what i meant..... kinda

Coach Pants 09-08-2007 10:01 PM

snowjobs?

Mortimer 09-08-2007 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
h



;)




Now let's not let the name out here.




That look like 3 dollah to me though.


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