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paisjpq 08-26-2007 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
I'll be there Oct. 5th and 6th...hopefully. Like if I don't die.
nice...I'll be around. PM me for rates and availability.

SniperSB23 08-26-2007 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by paisjpq
I guarantee that you are playing for a conso....because you are out in the first leg.
Out in the second leg too. He may have a score in the 6th leg though.

pgardn 08-26-2007 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Yes, call me HossyHo, trust me, I won't care. Hopefully someone comes to my rescue though, as this is a horrible thing to be called.

Do me a favor. Go back and read this and look at how ridiculous you sound. Don't you at all see the joke here. I am serious sometimes, when it warrants it, like in my opinions on the Vick thing. This is obviously not the serious stuff. People are calling me Hossy for phucks sake. Do you realize how stupid that sounds? Drink a beer or something and cool out, you need it.
Oh yes I forgot. It dont hurt you, it aint serious.

But, but... we are entering the championship rounds...

Mortimer 08-26-2007 10:07 PM
HOSSYHO!!



ror!


It's MORTYHO!







A HO DOWN!!

Coach Pants 08-26-2007 10:07 PM
I hate to get all serious cat on the thread but I just read on Perezhilton.com that Hulk Hogan's son was in a serious cat automobile accident and Owen Wilson failed at suicide.

The end is near!

The Indomitable DrugS 08-26-2007 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
For the record, I didn't sleep with anyone in Saratoga.
You were obviously just saving yourself and waiting for me to cum and visit.

Good girl Cajun! Sorry I missed you there though. :(

pgardn 08-26-2007 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Sir, you were KO'd pages ago.

Trust me, it takes a lot more than what you have to get to me. I admire the try, but really, you are outclassed here.
Your modesty is both humbling, and yet somehow powerful.
I bow to your wit and intellect.
You are indeed the best.


morton certainly is not gonna like being outclassed by his ho.

Get you? huh?

The Indomitable DrugS 08-26-2007 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by paisjpq
oh for phuck's sake get off your pedestal...
one reeps what one sows...and for the record YOU brought my "mistake" into this thread...
Funny, I could swear I didn't read anything about you not letting me toss your salad in this thread.


Quote:
Originally Posted by paisjpq
and YOU my dear are not a topic of comversation in my private life....I just don't care about you.
But you still love moi! - and talk often of your favorite Italian stallion, right?

The Indomitable DrugS 08-26-2007 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Indian Charlie
what's with people on here?.
They're just desperate for the return of Discreet Cat.....and jealous of his greatness.[/quote]

paisjpq 08-26-2007 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
But you still love moi! - and talk often of your favorite Italian stallion, right?
I write about you in my diary every night.

pgardn 08-26-2007 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Don't take it as an insult, Mr. Board Policeman. I didn't intend it to be. In all fairness to my pimp, you were vaporized days ago. I think that was obvious.
OK. I trust your judgement.

Who decided Morton was your pimp?

Just trying to clear things up since I am apparently in a gaseous state.

The Indomitable DrugS 08-26-2007 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I'm not instigating anything, IC. I just think that if the tables were turned and someone was calling a moderator a HO and degrading them, it wouldn't be put up with.
While no one is typing that ATeam is a HO and degrading him --- I certainly believe all sound minded posters are thinking those thoughts just about whenever he hits the submit button.

The Indomitable DrugS 08-26-2007 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by SniperSB23
Out in the second leg too. He may have a score in the 6th leg though.
Yep, I knew the way my ticket was structured that I would be golden in legs five and six.

Guess I just failed to clear the early hurdles.

The Indomitable DrugS 08-26-2007 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by paisjpq
I write about you in my diary every night.
I dedicated half of my first column in the Erie paper to the greatness that is Thebby!

The love is mutual!

pgardn 08-26-2007 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Duh. You did. Remember? It was another in the long line of spot on things you said in this thread.

Trust me, it takes a lot more than what you have to get to me.

So you let ME make you Morton's Ho.
Damn I missed the whole thing.
I am a very dull man.
My bad.

paisjpq 08-26-2007 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
I dedicated half of my first column in the Erie paper to the greatness that is Thebby!

The love is mutual!

behooved...can't wait to spellcheck....I mean read it;)

pgardn 08-26-2007 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
It's scary that you are responsible for shaping young minds. This is serious HossyHO talking. It's scary. I wake up happy everyday that I have no kids....that I know of living anywhere near San Antonio.
Holy moses.
You did miss the whole thing.

And yes it is good you have not reproduced.
The small buses are all taken.

But of course I am only joking.
Maybe if I go back and bold...

Cajungator26 08-26-2007 10:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
While no one is typing that ATeam is a HO and degrading him --- I certainly believe all sound minded posters are thinking those thoughts just about whenever he hits the submit button.
Hard to be a HO when you're sleeping at the bar. :D

The Indomitable DrugS 08-26-2007 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I wake up happy everyday that I have no kids....that I know of living anywhere near San Antonio.

I realize that Mr. Garden's region of the country is legendary for spawning mentally inferior specimens - however, I'm sure he does a competent job teaching his subject of specialty - after all....we've all seen the picture of him in his finest athletic achievement, that of course being his arm wrestling victory over that chick in his class ...all while sporting an always fashionable pocket protector.

Mr Garden, my friend, Here's the deal... and I'm really sorry if facts hurt your feelings...

Mortimer does what he does well - and the people who lack the ability to appreciate his fine work and genius - they are a sad lot.

AeWingnut 08-26-2007 10:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRbPWcLode0

Antitrust32 08-26-2007 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
I know this is a little bit off-topic and all....

And perhaps a case could be made that it isn't really any of my business, however, I do have a running wager going that I really wish could be swiftly resolved.

I took a stab at the so-called Derby Trail Pick Six wager being offered by a resident poster/bookie -- ....in order to cash at 50/1 odds I need five of the following six events to have occured at this Saratoga meet.

* Thebby strapping one on and banging Channing Hill
* Cajun banging Sniper
* Uncly-Trust banging BTW
* Sightseek banging Hossy
* Bystander banging CJ in BTW's bed
* Ateam, Durkin, and Sam The Buglar giving Rushton a bukkake

I know I have a lot of tough hurdles to clear, but I think if I'm still alive going into leg #5 I will be golden.

TIA


I can be bribed and this bet will be on its way.

Cajungator26 08-26-2007 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
I can be bribed and this bet will be on its way.
But what about all the those chicks that should be calling you? I gave your number out to quite a few at the Pat Benatar concert tonight.

Antitrust32 08-26-2007 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
But what about all the those chicks that should be calling you? I gave your number out to quite a few at the Pat Benatar concert tonight.


Just call me UnclyHO

The Indomitable DrugS 08-26-2007 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
Just call me UnclyHO
Call me DrugSho.

Or better yet, shout it to the heavens while you're in an orgasmic stage of unbridled ecstasy.

Mortimer 08-27-2007 07:59 AM
Originally Posted by Cajungator26
For the record, I didn't sleep with anyone in Saratoga.
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THUD!

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:13 AM
Looks like Mrs. Garden confiscated her tubby's...I mean hubby's mousey-poo.





It also looks like SightyHO..I mean Poo..stole fresh kill from CajunPoo...I mean HO....again.

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:25 AM
Will Vaporizee's CajunBIGLIAH and The Gardener please turn in their memberships by noon today.

Antitrust32 08-27-2007 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Will Vaporizee's CajunBIGLIAH and The Gardener please turn in their memberships by noon today.


you big liah, you cant vaporize a mortys girl.

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
you big liah, you cant vaporize a mortys girl.
ror!






True...but Thebby can.

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:35 AM
And Hossy vaped The Gardener.





No new notches for me last night.


:(

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:38 AM
UnclyHO....I want to know who did what over there.

I want the names of the dids and the dones.





Did you do BlackThroatedWindHO?

Bystander 08-27-2007 08:43 AM
Morty...















Oh boy.


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