That's my thought too.

Either way, I apologize to Thebby as I know she's not trying to control Steve... I was totally joking around as I know that Steve can't be controlled (unfortunately .)

Good deal.




I think she has an awful lot of stuff to do.

I have to tell you I don't like Dillinger.

I never liked boozers for some reason.

He's not a boozer.

He sounds like a boozer.



A schwantz at the very least.

Sometimes things are not as they appear.

What is your fascination with Dellinger?

cause its kinda scary. Did he punch you? Outwit you? Or merely make you feel Mortish? I dont think he normally plays these foolish little games that I engage in during a break.

ror!


Oh really???







A schwantz is a schwantz ma'am.



Unless you are now making a confession?

You seem to have a knack for slapping labels on people and knowing what they are thinking, Mort... you tell me.

OkeyDokey!


Now ahm tellin' you.






I think you may have had HankyPanky with Dillinger.

And do not speak to me in that tone again...ma'am.

She is going to deny she had hanky-panky wih a known schwantz.....you watch.

How many times ..Cajun?

I believe she left the premises in a huff.







Ah wonder war she went?????

=;>

Well ya did ask ,ma'am.

Maybe Dillinger will be visiting the clubhouse this weekend.






=;>

I have nothing to say to that as he is a friend of mine.

And you SIR, have officially crossed the line with me and will now be put on ignore. Good day.

RULE-ENG UN ZE FLOUR!!!





LEFF-ENG MAY ESS OAF!!!!










GOO-FOO!!!!



































ror!....oh my....how do I do it?

Personally I feel as though her breakdown under direct questioning is an obvious admission of guilt.





And I don't think I'm really on ignore...either.

Well he apparently paid Steve to remove a VERY embarrassing thread in which he went com-PAH-letely beserk.


So ah guess you be wrong.

Have you solved your mobius strip as of late?

And tell me what a physics teacher does...exactly.



How do you phys?

I guess the Gardener had to go back and tend to his cumquats.

Anyone else?

Will that be all?




If there is no one else...I will jump in Challenged 1 and head back home.


I'll give you one minute.

Well that was more than a minute.





Perhaps the TrueSwine here can now relax by attacking me en masse ....knowing they now don't have to mind their yellow streaks.

Testosterone levels up Morton?

Paid Steve to remove a thread... and you came to figure this out how?

In Physics we look at physical phenomena and try to describe them using math. And I find it quite freaky that humans have become so good at this, and that the world behaves so cleanly as to be described very accurately using math. I find this very freaky. I am also very interested in the way people try to model the world about them in order to understand it. Some of the models kids come up with are quite novel, but terribly inaccurate in describing what appears to be happening. I like sharing my fascination with nature with open minded people (kids most of the time). Teach some JC classes but older folks have a really hard time. Once those logic pathways get burned in... very tough. But I admire their curious nature anyway.

So whats up Morton, your mom did not breast feed you... why not? The amount of attention you require is Seattle to the 6/e power (thats a little over Seattle squared). I was thinking this was physically impossible. Wrong again I was.

*snickers*

Who the hell cares one way or the other besides people you might try to rile?

Make a note in your diary Morton.
Jealous? Or just lonely...
There are numerous TV shows for this kind of drivel.
You poor sad little child.

On a message board. Honest to Pete ya poor fella.
Dont go making me feel sorry for you. It appears you
might be more than a little off. I got this empathetic side.
Dont make me feel sorry for your sad mini world.

Hurl an insult immediately before I succumb.

Rumor has it Morty welched on a bet with a DT'er. Git 'em!!

LIE!







Thebby has me locked up in a 7 foot by 7 foot cage in her shed.







I'm only permitted a slice of bread and a cup of water twice a day.







She does however allow me the use of an old laptop and bought me a 3 month membership to BangBus.









She also gives me one sponge bath per week.









I have been made to be her creature.

Fixed that for ya.

The infection has spread.
Its not to be stopped.
I will notify the world Health Organization.

God help us...

So you confess to having the Discreet Cat tightie whities?

I wear them proudly.

matching socks and tee???

you little piglet....your punishment for squealing.....no sexy sponge baths anymore!

OH, the humanity!!

lol
he may be more upset if he lost bangbus....not quite sure what that is, but i'm imagining i don't really wanna know!:eek: