Very good ,sir.

Ma'am...



..Pias or whatever your name is....please forgive me.







I have been told that I "must be punished".


Please straighten this out because ,as you know, this was all fun and games and I really think your swell sohurryupandforgivemebeforeIgetmyazzkicked!

I warned you I might find someone to defend my honor...

I'll give this some thought...and it's Bethani;)

You'll just have to take my word for it, but my face won't be slimy. :)

I think this may be Morty's best, and longest, first day ever. Nobody threatened his life....surprising. HE didn't threaten anyone's life....shocking. At least two women seemed to like him...........remarkable. He was only booted once...............OK I helped there....so not so remarkable.




Wow, I see you even managed to get in a fight defending your beloved Ohio State. And, even more incredibly, you defended yourself with at least mildly good points.



Four hours left....but Morty is definitely on a roll.

No one ever punished me when I signed a couple months ago, but I have noticed this site polices itself very well!!! :)

So, who the hell are YOU Mort?

I'm no one important, I live in StL, just a big racing fan...I have no ties to the racing industry other than as a player. And now a 1/5,000th owner of a horse with other DTers.

The funniest thing is... TB is normally an Ohio State homer himself. Those damn Buckeyes have quite the fanbase. Come on over to the other side of green, fellas...

I warned you I might find someone to defend my honor...

I'll give this some thought...and it's Bethani
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I'll bet you paid smartly for it though.



Please come through for me Thebani.

You'll just have to take my word for it, but my face won't be slimy.
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Warts ma'am..

...check for warts.

Yawn. Is that all you got?

Mr. BlackThroat...sir.



Remember something.......












....I also have YOUR phone number

I enjoyed your reply..



...very much so.








I work for youbetwhat!!!?

Very well, keep it clean and come out boxing.

first one is comped...at least that is what the secretary told me.

Sad but true.

Odds it is changed in the near future?

first one is comped...at least that is what the secretary told me.
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You should know that's no secretary.

That's Belky.




And he always lies.






Nice meeting you...I am done now.

Actually I fear ca-ca bucket.

He gets easily aroused and then becomes violent.








But now I do what all brave message board detectives do.









































I must hide.

Will someone PLEASE tell me how to turn off thses friggin' post reply allerts sent to your e-mail?


Believe me..

...Steve does not know.

you can do it yourself or I can do it for you...what's your pleasure?

nevermind, I just fixed it for you...you can thank me later.

Entirely too kind ma'am...let's hope it works.

Stevies directions leave a lot to be desired.





And how did I get in this thread!?

you should have asked a woman first...then you wouldn't have to ask twice:D

I ....


....oh never mind.






I really hope this works.

That thing has almost vaporized my e-mail box.

don't worry babe I gotcha covered...you should be set now.











and you should have said it...whatever it was...

Too funny... I love it. I AGREE!

Care-La may be reading this.

I have to be careful.........sweety-poo.






GARSH!!

MA'AM!!!!!!!!


I'm still getting spammed with all these reply notices!!







I must request a solution....or please dart me and wipe me out of the rolls.


I have deleted hundreds of these today!

Well at least I'm back in the right thread.



These notices are killing me.









What the fucl< shall I do???

Thank our lucky stars she's not on bomb defusal team.

mordeximus,

Just go into User CP, edit options and select no email from the pulldown menu.

Jmanequin;

I've been through all that with Stevie.




This is exasperating....thanks for trying,though.

oh and I am....



Yours.

That was so funny.




Is there a good resturant in San Fransisco?

my experience in San Fransisco is limited to the airport cuisine...which wasn't very good.

You were supposed to say..." No...but I know of a good one in LA."


I mean this is spy talk 101 ma'am.

So far ..so good.



God I hope it works.

I'm bomb squad, not undercover.

Oh.





That's right.

I'm keeping my eyes crossed.

I'll make you love me in spite of yourself.

This may have done it.


I'll know for sure sometime tomorrow.






How can I thank you?











Don't tell me.