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Mortimer 03-27-2007 08:59 PM

Note to myself:





Tell Pity Thebby...I mean tell Thebby pity is the unkindest cut of all.


I cannot plant in ground fouled.



And now I leave.

Sightseek 03-27-2007 09:01 PM

Note to myself:

Please find a way for Thebby & Morti to go on...I'm like a moth to a flame for this entertainment...

must get Mymissstormcat...she will help

Mortimer 03-27-2007 10:57 PM

Note to myself:



Tell PikesPeak she does admirable work.

Leave her your paint brush.





/`',

Payson Dave 03-28-2007 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
note to myself: remind morty that i love him. ask if he wants me to send dave his roses back.

Note to self:
Be sure to keep the gold star even if Thebby returns the roses....



if they have not wilted by the time they are returned consider sending them to Antitrust...




hmmm no that may be barking up the wrong tree...




hmmm maybe they would look good with Slightleak's belly button





Also check to see if dirty limricks are considered poetry

Sightseek 03-28-2007 10:30 AM

Note to myself...

Check roses for thorns.

Payson Dave 03-28-2007 10:41 AM

Note to self:

Convince Mortimer to share secret charm techniques...

Mortimer 03-28-2007 11:36 AM

Note to myself:


Have left NerdyTrail.

Did so as Thebby did not fullfill her part of agreement.


Mason still lives.



Have residual problem now.








Seeing stupid people.









See them all the time.







They are everywhere.











They don't know they are stupid.

paisjpq 03-28-2007 12:07 PM

note to myself: explain to morty that grayson just wants to be his sidekick...every superhero should have a sidekick.

Payson Dave 03-28-2007 12:16 PM

Note to Thebby


Mortimer 03-28-2007 12:17 PM

Note to myself:


Who is Grayson??



Code name for Mason?



Consider writing beautiful poim ( better than poy-em)for the more aesthetic PikesPeak.



































Nah.

paisjpq 03-28-2007 12:23 PM

note to myself: tell dave that I will throw him under the bus if it will save my own ass.

consider darting morty if he decides to write prose for other ladies.

Mortimer 03-28-2007 12:29 PM

Someone is getting...I mean Note to myself:






Someone is getting a little too funny here.

Reopening book on writing fine verse for other HOs..I mean ladies on NerdyTrail.







Perhaps someone will sweat a bit now ....then we'll see how funny she can be.



Possibly challenge strumpets...I mean ladies of this bordello...I mean board to request fine verse.....on first come first serve basis of course.

paisjpq 03-28-2007 12:32 PM

note to myself: seriously consider putting morty on ignore. Then buy up all of the earmuffs in Ohio...wait until he comes crawling back.

Payson Dave 03-28-2007 12:35 PM

Note to self:

...not all azzes worth saving...Green Mountain full of poison ivy


Mortimer 03-28-2007 12:36 PM

Note to self:


I SAID.....if any lady on this board requires fine verse from me you only have to request it.






And I can always pull a Van Gogh on her.

paisjpq 03-28-2007 12:38 PM

note to myself: some cranky pants here today...just tell them all to leave thebby alone...she is going riding.

Mortimer 03-28-2007 12:41 PM

Note to myself:



Dosen't she always.

Businessmans special I guess.






Understand she came back with $60.25 late yesterday.


"Superviser" demanded to know gave who her a quarter.


She replied:








"EVERYONE."

paisjpq 03-28-2007 12:43 PM

note to myself: how dare he suggest something like that?:mad: :mad:

Grits 03-28-2007 12:45 PM

note to self:

Tell Thebby, sounds like a plan.


Tell Dave and Morty, I bowed out knowing I couldn't hang in Thebby's wake.


Though, I've never had a sonnet sent to me. Kinda like the roses thing.


Such is life when beyond the 20 something.



Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
note to myself: some cranky pants here today...just tell them all to leave thebby alone...she is going riding.


paisjpq 03-28-2007 12:46 PM

note to myself: tell grits that i am not 20-something.

Mortimer 03-28-2007 12:46 PM

Note To Hals Self:






Ha







Ha






Ha









Hal Is So Funny









She Is Trying To Get The New Honda Plant To Build An Enclosed All Season Walkway From The Plant To Her House.









Ha









Ha








Ha














Someone Stop Hal

Mortimer 03-28-2007 12:47 PM

Note to myself:





SHE'S NOT!!?




I mean check on age of Thebby.

Grits 03-28-2007 12:48 PM

Note to self:

Tell Thebby, I know; though many on here are.

Mortimer 03-28-2007 12:52 PM

Note to myself:


Maybe if snot faces did not announce to the world they are going riding then they might not receive the taste of the long knuckle.

Mortimer 03-28-2007 12:57 PM

Note To Hals Self:





Anyone Have 4 Quarters For A Dollar?








Ha








Ha









Ha

Mortimer 03-28-2007 01:02 PM

Note to myself:



Looks as though someone is off ....riding.



Drayson is gone,too.













hmmmm

Payson Dave 03-28-2007 01:02 PM

perhaps ten dimes will work and then you will have plenty of change left over

Mortimer 03-28-2007 01:03 PM

Note to myself:




No wonder she only charges a quarter!!!!!

Payson Dave 03-28-2007 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grits
Note to self:

Tell Thebby, I know; though many on here are.

Note to Self:

Tell Grits some are beyond 40 something.

It is not the years in ones life...but rather the life in ones years

Grits 03-28-2007 01:20 PM

Note to self:


Tell Dave and Morty



There is much wisdom here




Though for men, age is revered by women




On the other hand, for women; age is abhorred by men



Unfortunate, but exceedingly true.



Again, such is life.

Mortimer 03-28-2007 01:39 PM

Note to myself:



Shoot Swill.





Must leave NerdyTrail.






Making too many enemies.







But leave best.














Best.

Grits 03-28-2007 01:44 PM

Note to self:

Thank Morty.

Mortimer 03-28-2007 02:08 PM

Note to myself:


Apologize to Grits.




I apologize to Grits.







I may strike like the viper,but I am always kidding.


But not with regard to the Zodiac Ciphers.


Unless they lose...then I'm kidding there,too.




So I hope no one believed a word I have said as I did not mean anything I have said.



I'd be great in politics.








But now I go to the Hollywood to do a movie......yes.


My talent has been recognized.








All the best,

MORTE'

paisjpq 03-28-2007 05:41 PM

note to myself: tell morty he should apologize to thebby...and she hopes he got better feedback on his poy-em somewhere else.

Mortimer 03-28-2007 06:16 PM

Note to myself:



Wish this notes thing never started.

Constant carpping mekin' me sick!

Do find third person talk highly amusing though.



Maybe good idea to drop "friend" Belky..I mean Andy an e-mail.




Now....how can I say this to myself?

Uh......maybe like this.

When a brilliant artist puts his ( or hers) fine work on public display and is fucl<ing VAPORIZED by the fickle ....audience....well what shall he ( or she) then do?


Would it not make sense to take his ( or her ) fine work to another public gallery for display? Thinking surely aesthetics are there who may not be in the other gallery?

And was that highly succcessful?








YES.

paisjpq 03-28-2007 06:18 PM

note to myself: find a box of tissues to dry my eyes.

Mortimer 03-28-2007 06:28 PM

Note to myself:




Oh my God.

Why do I come back here?




Anyhooo....can only say people generally bring bad things upon themselves.

It's not often an A#1 handicapper also happens to be a maestro in the arts....and picks a board venue to share himself.

Some boards are much more appreciative.

And some people on some boards are really bad actresses ( or actors).

paisjpq 03-28-2007 06:36 PM

note to myself: *sniffle* where are those tissues?
I don't think I'll come back here...morte' is mean

Mortimer 03-28-2007 06:43 PM

Note to myself.





I'm going to barf.





Believe me,self.....know if this were not an act I'd be hearing an EARFUL by now...


...from somebody.







( Sandra Locke.....your place in history is being seriously challenged.)

Mortimer 03-28-2007 09:27 PM

Note to myself:

Perhaps should considering staying here.

Can only hope witch...I mean nice girl Thebby will forgive.


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