Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 842112)

I'd like to know who is going to buy their $5.00 10 oz. beers this year. That seems excessive.

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie (Post 842041)

I don't know who's stupider. RTH for being himself, or Hoss for letting himself become engaged in a prolonged dialog with RTH.

Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 842043)

I don't know man. You've actually talked with him and helped him out with stuff right? Where does that put you on the stupid scale?

Originally Posted by RockHardTen1985 (Post 842137)

Im not sure whats hes still saying, because hes been blocked for about 10 days now, but are you blind? He follows me around EVERY THREAD, ON 2 DIFFERENT FORUMS. Its crystal clear, at least a few people see it.

Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 842144)

Pretty surprising you are making stuff up. So unlike you.

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie (Post 842153)

Yeah. My experience with him was that he would say whatever he needed to say to deny any responsibility for himself. I think he actually would believe himself too.

Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 841914)

You've got a lot of nerve considering your performances the last few days. Stick to fake bets.

Originally Posted by Left Bank (Post 842229)

May I ask,who hired RockTard for a handicapping gig?

Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 842144)

Pretty surprising you are making stuff up. So unlike you.

Originally Posted by Rare Bog (Post 842531)

Dear Madam or Sir,

My name is Vic Stovetop. I have worked in the horse racing industry for 35 of my 54 years on the planet Earth and 7 of the other 19 on Mars. I feel so blessed that as a young man I convinced one of the trainers at Hoosier Park to fire a groom and to hire me instead. What a great life it's been.

Here are some of my accomplishments:

• Over 44,000 races called and 42,964 correct orders of finish
• Seven years as an announcer at a track that ending up firing me
• Eleven years as a race caller with 10 years and 8 months of those 11 years yelling ZEEEEEEEEN-YA-TAAAAAAA
• I was an original member of the worst handicapping program on the air
• As a jockey agent, the jockey I represented had a complaint filed against him by the California Horse Racing Board alleging he "did not put forward his best effort riding his horse to the finish line" in the final race at Del Mar on Sept. 6.
• As a horse owner I attempted to approach John Glenney the morning after the race and ask if Cedros, the horse the jockey I represent did not ride to the finish line, was for sale
• In 2011 I was appointed and I still serve as a very important you-know-what for the state of California, wink, wink, know what I mean? Say no more.

I know this appears as very self serving, because it is, but that is not my intention, even though it is, but it would sound silly and self serving to say it is my intention, so it isn't.

Let me explain what happened in 2009 and 2010. I was vain, weak and stupid and I had a life.

Now let me explain what happened in 2011. I was vain, weak and stupid and I had no life.

As with most people with no life, I attempted to get as many jobs with as many conflicts of interest as I could muster. Pretty dumb, huh? But wait, there's more? Even though you already hired a guy, I want his job. Job? Funny... I don't even think of it as a job. I will do it for exactly $1 less than the other guy. If he'll do it for 7 grand, I'll do it for $6,999. If he'll do it for a dollar, I'll do it for free.

Thank you from the bottom of a bottomless pit for reading my words, and if you don't reconsider your decision based on this request you will wake up tomorrow with a horse head in your bed.

Please feel free to call me anytime at (415) UHIRE-ME.

Respectfully,

Victor Lasagna and Meat Sauce

Originally Posted by Rare Bog (Post 842548)

Apparently, lacking any true understanding of the gravity of what he's done, I received this Private Message:

Well done.
Both my wife and I laughed out loud at your post.

Very clever. Very funny.

All the best.

V J S
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Just because she's a hitter and a thief, doesn't mean she's not a good woman in all the other places

Yes, your handicapping skills obviously aren't worth a damn if you think you can bribe someone like me into shutting up about abhorrently unethical behavior by assuming, like some narcissistic fool, I merely want be thought of as funny.

Please don't ever PM me again.