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Mortimer 09-17-2008 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hi_im_god
is this where i come in and call you stupid or an evil liar because it was actually a river? :D

god i hate those icons.

anyways....hi mort. nice to read you.

Hi Hi.

Same here.


Bye Hi.

Mortimer 09-17-2008 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ddthetide
hmm..... embarrassed after the ass-kicking that osu took on the west coast??:wf

Why should I be?

I predicted a 37-17 loss.




It was only a little worse than that.

Love Beockman on that option play.....white men of the world shrink with embarrassment.

Mortimer 09-17-2008 10:58 AM

10 places I could have been:









10...Helping Tonto and a team of other well trained experts find a good vein in Wig,Brown's body.

9...Responding to the emergency plea of the World Semen Bank with the help of my trained assistant ,Debbie Oddjob.

8...Removing the warning signs ( YOU CANNOT RUN THROUGH ME!! .....I'M A LOT MORE SOLID THAN I APPEAR TO BE........OH MR. SERLING----REMEMBER ME?....and so forth) from plexiglass windows and doors throughout NYC.

7...Ghost writing James Tressel's latest book....How I Lost My Mind

6...Franny Tasting.

5...Examining the head of Coach " the Browns +230" Pants.

4...Trying to figure out how to financially capitalize on Thebby's bandy aid bras.Johnson and Johnson 4 yer Johnson's??............nah.

3...In another commercial whizz bang idea ...I try to copy Beanie Wells' turf toe and hope for midget 4th string running back Maurice Weanie Wells to contract smurph toe.

2...Out chasing tail at Sara's Toga. So bountiful they wear FUCl< ME signs.





And the number one place I could have been:













DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRR







































plink










1...Drawing mustaches and and big noses on my psychologist's ink blots...then writing..."Find 4 things out of place in this picture."

GPK 09-17-2008 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
10 places I could have been:









10...Helping Tonto and a team of other well trained experts find a good vein in Wig,Brown's body.

9...Responding to the emergency plea of the World Semen Bank with the help of my trained assistant ,Debbie Oddjob.

8...Removing the warning signs ( YOU CANNOT RUN THROUGH ME!! .....I'M A LOT MORE SOLID THAN I APPEAR TO BE........OH MR. SERLING----REMEMBER ME?....and so forth) from plexiglass windows and doors throughout NYC.

7...Ghost writing James Tressel's latest book....How I Lost My Mind

6...Franny Tasting.

5...Examining the head of Coach " the Browns +230" Pants.

4...Trying to figure out how to financially capitalize on Thebby's bandy aid bras.Johnson and Johnson 4 yer Johnson's??............nah.

3...In another commercial whizz bang idea ...I try to copy Beanie Wells' turf toe and hope for midget 4th string running back Maurice Weanie Wells to contract smurph toe.

2...Out chasing tail at Sara's Toga. So bountiful they wear FUCl< ME signs.





And the number one place I could have been:













DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRR







































plink










1...Drawing mustaches and and big noses on my psychologist's ink blots...then writing..."Find 4 things out of place in this picture."

:rolleyes:

Antitrust32 09-17-2008 11:20 AM

Very fine work sir

GPK 09-17-2008 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Number 8 is pretty damn funny. I give it OOOOO.5 Bogs.


Hussy....I don't know about you, but I didn't even realize a certain sissy was even gone:tro:

Antitrust32 09-17-2008 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Number 8 is pretty damn funny. I give it OOOOO.5 Bogs.

agreed, also loved 9,4, and 1.

Mortimer 09-17-2008 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Number 8 is pretty damn funny. I give it OOOOO.5 Bogs.

Too,too kind.


I am thinking of replacing the warning signs with ...."Mr. Serlings Portal To Success....Andy---HURRY!!...HURRYHURRYHURRY!!!...YOU BETTER HURRY!!!'

Mortimer 09-17-2008 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
Very fine work sir

Thank you so much.





Now would you please turn around and show us your dupa?

Mortimer 09-17-2008 11:34 AM

I have now been passed off to the care of a psychiatrist.He wants to give me pills.

He asked if I'm taking any pills now.I told him I was.

He asked if they were the kind Mother gives you. I said they were.

Well...what do they do?...said he.

You're kidding...right?..said I.

He replied---no....I'm not.

I said.....they don't do anything at all.

Mortimer 09-17-2008 11:36 AM

Update on my Thebby boo bee photo request:







I don't think she has sent it yet.

Hard to be sure.

FGFan 09-17-2008 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I have now been passed off to the care of psychiatrist.He wants to give me pills.

He asked if I'm taking any pills now.I told him I was.

He asked if they were the kind Mother gives you. I said they were.

Well...what do they do?...said he.

You're kidding...right?..said I.

He replied---no....I'm not.

I said.....they don't do anything at all.



















































THUD!!!!!

:D

Mortimer 09-17-2008 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
THUD!!!!!

:D




You can thud on my fine work anytime you want to,baby.

geeker2 09-17-2008 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I have now been passed off to the care of psychiatrist.He wants to give me pills.

He asked if I'm taking any pills now.I told him I was.

He asked if they were the kind Mother gives you. I said they were.

Well...what do they do?...said he.

You're kidding...right?..said I.

He replied---no....I'm not.

I said.....they don't do anything at all.


Does your Doctor have a Doctor?





You can never be too careful









Tell him you are Mortified

Mortimer 09-17-2008 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2
Does your Doctor have a Doctor?

You can never be too careful
Tell him you are Mortified



Oh stick your pud in Hossy's zipper.

Coach Pants 09-17-2008 11:52 AM

:cool:

geeker2 09-17-2008 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh stick your pud in Hossy's zipper.


:mad:


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