Eng and Chan are chinese siamese twins from the late 19th century

I did have one guy ask me if it meant I had changed the engine in my car.:wf

I also had success in the past in convincing some not so bright co-workers (aka: blonde haired, recent high school graduates) that I had swam the English Channel.

You have to be over 5-4 to swim in the English Channel....

Lucky for you, there are no height requirements to kiss my ass.

Kissing a leprachaun is supposed to be good luck right?