I am insulted.


You are trailer trash.

And if trailers had basements...that is where you would live,sir.





You are first degree vermin...and your Mom wears HellsAngels boots.

^^^ Putting off writing said poem for his loveypoo

She doesn't like me anymore---in fact she hates me.


Which is why I'm leaving.....she won't dart me.


Because she hates me.

Sir, a poem would whip away said feelings and you would become her head cheif of her $5 fan club....

What?...I thought the fee for her site was..............







....oh my gosh.


There goes any chance of a 2nd chance.

jeez, she is still waiting fer the damn poem....don't cha know.

^^^Exactly, could it be, that the top predato, Mr. Stage left, has stage fright?

Well could be that she will never forgive me for that Dinner With Thebby story.


I only did it to make her dart me.....but because of it she hates me so much she won't dart me.






Understand?

Sir, you getting darted, this will never happen. you are too valuable

Hey...you and me. We see it straight up....yup....we do. We're there.

Straight up










HOMIE!!

A very smart man would have wasted no time in getting the appropriate flowery prose posted for the positively adorable playmate o' da decade

Oh stop it,Dave.



I'm on her ca-ca list and you know it.


It was that damn story----shouldn't a done it.....but oh well.



But hey!....I'm like Buddy Guy.....AH DON'T CAH!

I agree with Dave, Avery was very receptive and when called into action, HE PERFORMED!!

Moving on
 

I have four friends that would like to meet you Morte. They all have just signed up for the Date a Mort Club

HELLO!!





2,3,4,1

hunnybun's,

I think Morty is a lot of things,


but I dont think he's a G.