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Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:41 PM

5 is staring at me...but her innocence makes me feel guilty.



2 is alluring to a degree.






But 6....boy...the clear winner to me....whoah....I just saw her calves.



They are a little skinny.

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
advice from Thebby: it's really very sad to rate a bunch of co-eds that none of you have a prayer of getting within 10 feet of no matter how many jello shots they have consumed.

Thebby,you savage, if I couldn't get within 10 feet of ANY of these...then I ought to pack it in.





This is just a terrible offering from DrugS.

The Indomitable DrugS 08-27-2007 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Why no love for #5 DrugS?

I'm just not feeling the hair on #5 for starters.....

Plus. she also bears a striking resemblance to some girl who put her gum in my pubes while I passed out at a high school keg party.

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:45 PM

If 2 would give 6 her legs...that would be a great thing.

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:47 PM

And her boo-bees.


Maybe if 6's head were placed on 2?





I dunno.

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:48 PM

I don't even know what 4 is doing there now...she's a huge mistake.

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:52 PM

Can I stick the Irish girl in there?




She's my winner if I can.

The Indomitable DrugS 08-27-2007 08:58 PM



5-1-3-4-2

The Indomitable DrugS 08-27-2007 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I was going to post a picture. But it appears we are the only ones enjoying this. Party poopers. I'm putting Thebby's phone number up in the bathroom at Saratoga this weekend. Right next to Mr. Semiconductor's.

You should.

Thebby is doing some hardcore chugging on the hateraide....

The Indomitable DrugS 08-27-2007 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Can I choose none of the above?

No....

Though,

You are allowed to choose options of death....

Hanging, firing squad, meat-grinder etc.

paisjpq 08-27-2007 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I was going to post a picture. But it appears we are the only ones enjoying this. Party poopers. I'm putting Thebby's phone number up in the bathroom at Saratoga this weekend. Right next to Mr. Semiconductor's.

I welcome the action...but will be screening my calls, so you shouldn't bother trying to use your brother's phone.

paisjpq 08-27-2007 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
You should.

Thebby is doing some hardcore chugging on the hateraide....

you ain't seen nothing....

Indian Charlie 08-27-2007 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS


5-1-3-4-2


i didnt realize my ex girlfriends had a reunion. where'd you find that?

paisjpq 08-27-2007 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Negative pies.


I will award myself infinite pies....

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. ..

The Indomitable DrugS 08-27-2007 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie
i didnt realize my ex girlfriends had a reunion. where'd you find that?

It was a release for the screening of your next porn movie I though...no?


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