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Mortimer 02-15-2008 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CapperZeke
Time Prime,

I want to believe, I really do. Show me the way.


Hello Zeke Zapper;


Once I get these idiots out of the way---I can show the rest of you the way.


Best regards,

Bill Dullest

Mortimer 02-15-2008 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
what is tip four??


Hello ProBust;



Only my tip froster knows for sure.








HA-HA.

Little of that patented Dullest Humor there.









Let's wait until the vermin find some garbage to chew on and leave this thread.








Best of show.....I mean Best regards,


Bill Dullest

Mortimer 02-15-2008 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SentToStud
Tip #4:

Ignore Tips 1,2 and 3.

Obviously the cashng windows ignore you.

Mortimer 02-15-2008 12:26 PM

Hey Steve;


Great idiot control you have here. They infiltrate an informative thread-----so you move it here.


Plus---no birthdyay wishes. It actually was yesterday and I forgot to note it therefor I made it today,but still.



Best regards,

Bill Dullest

Mortimer 02-15-2008 12:40 PM

STEVE!!


What happened to my birthday notice on the front page??

Mortimer 02-15-2008 12:42 PM

My stay will be short if nonsense like that keeps up.

Kasept 02-15-2008 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meridian_Artisan
STEVE!!


What happened to my birthday notice on the front page??

Even if it was your birthday, it was your first day here... How would you receive any birthday greetings when no one knows you?

Please provide a birth certificate to prove your birthday was any time in the previous or upcoming 7 days. A death certificate would also suffice.

Mortimer 02-15-2008 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmfhb411
don't let US keep you :D


Hello cefinborpher...God what a name;


Are you contributing or just advertising your cavity contents?


Best regards,

Prime Time

Mortimer 02-15-2008 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasept
Even if it was your birthday, it was your first day here... How would you receive any birthday greetings when no one knows you?

Please provide a birth certificate to prove your birthday was any time in the previous or upcoming 7 days. A death certificate would also suffice.

Steve;


What's the deal here? Since when does anyone have to be known to receive a birthday greeting?

Oh hey---forget it. I can follow the animosity line . Been there---done that. Someone who nets over 500 large every month at this game does expect it.






Better luck next time----I mean Best regards,


Bill Dullest

zippyneedsawin 02-15-2008 01:02 PM

The




Sky



Is



Blue.

Mortimer 02-15-2008 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyneedsawin
The




Sky



Is



Blue.


Your










head







is









empty.

zippyneedsawin 02-15-2008 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meridian_Artisan
Your










head







is









empty.

Dogs bark.

Mortimer 02-15-2008 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyneedsawin
Dogs bark.


Sit up and drop dead.

Mortimer 02-15-2008 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmfhb411
I've contributed everytime I post here. Thank you.
Since there are numerous public handicappers, all over the map,
reveal the "genius" of automatically not betting your own
selection because a public handicapper agrees with it.
gahead. :D

Well I'd lke to know how the last few contribute to anything but the local landfill.



Idiot--- you reveal your court jester ways. A public handicapper is not going to agree with anything you pick. It's quite the opposite and you are the type to emit positive ions when having "noticed" as much.



You have nowhere to go,but further down.

my miss storm cat 02-15-2008 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meridian_Artisan
Steve;


What's the deal here? Since when does anyone have to be known to receive a birthday greeting?

Oh hey---forget it. I can follow the animosity line . Been there---done that. Someone who nets over 500 large every month at this game does expect it.






Better luck next time----I mean Best regards,


Bill Dullest

I'm confused... is it Blackthroatedwind's birthday? :p

Mortimer 02-15-2008 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
I'm confused... is it Blackthroatedwind's birthday? :p


Hello my pris smudge pot;



First I'd have to know who that is. Then I probably wouldn't know anyway so what's the point? And it's MY birthday today.


Gee thanks. I really appreciate it.






Best offloaded...I mean regards,

Bill "Prime Time" Dullest

my miss storm cat 02-15-2008 01:45 PM

Happy birthday, Dull One.

Or as they say in Iceland, til hamingju með afmælið.


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