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kentuckyrosesinmay 02-03-2008 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I sprung that one too early.





Let's go back to when you displayed that photo of your lovely family....do you recall tthat one?

You mean of my child and my horse and my father and mother?

Danzig 02-03-2008 07:02 PM

you're slipping mort....

she said she didn't have any to send thru a PM, and you didn't ask if she could send it some other way. tsk tsk tsk. some predator.

pgardn 02-03-2008 07:04 PM

I thought this thread was about
the treatment of women in some
Eastern cultures. Scuds and his
fascination with Turkey...

The next thing you know STS
is claiming to have at least one
very large male organ, and Roses
is clashing with Kev over the male
asian penis.

I have lost my way.

Mortimer 02-03-2008 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
you're slipping mort....

she said she didn't have any to send thru a PM, and you didn't ask if she could send it some other way. tsk tsk tsk. some predator.

Ma'am....you seem to be having trouble following along at home....because I certainly did.


No if you don't mind....I'll handle the direct questioning around here.

Danzig 02-03-2008 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
I thought this thread was about
the treatment of women in some
Eastern cultures. Scuds and his
fascination with Turkey...

The next thing you know STS
is claiming to have at least one
very large male organ,
and Roses
is clashing with Kev over the male
asian penis.

I have lost my way.

explains why Sent to Stud was.

Mortimer 02-03-2008 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kentuckyrosesinmay
You mean of my child and my horse and my father and mother?

( Evasive)







Let's go this way....when did you first come to know Dr. Warren Guthrie?

Danzig 02-03-2008 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Ma'am....you seem to be having trouble following along at home....because I certainly did.


No if you don't mind....I'll handle the direct questioning around here.

aye, cap'n.

kentuckyrosesinmay 02-03-2008 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
I thought this thread was about
the treatment of women in some
Eastern cultures. Scuds and his
fascination with Turkey...

The next thing you know STS
is claiming to have at least one
very large male organ, and Roses
is clashing with Kev over the male
asian penis.

I have lost my way.

Thanks for putting things into their proper perspective...

Maybe we should get back to talking about women in Turkey...

kentuckyrosesinmay 02-03-2008 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
( Evasive)







Let's go this way....when did you first come to know Dr. Warren Guthrie?

In 2006...

Mortimer 02-03-2008 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
aye, cap'n.

Good.

( By the way...I thought Shirley you would say...."LOVES candy kisses.)

Mortimer 02-03-2008 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kentuckyrosesinmay
In 2006...

Oh REALLY?





Are you sure it wasn't more like 2002?

Danzig 02-03-2008 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Good.

( By the way...I thought Shirley you would say...."LOVES candy kisses.)

was thinking more along the lines of ^^(morty) has extensive hershey paper flag collection.

kentuckyrosesinmay 02-03-2008 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh REALLY?





Are you sure it wasn't more like 2002?

Maybe it was....uh I DON'T REMEMBER OFFICER!!!

kentuckyrosesinmay 02-03-2008 07:17 PM

^^Must continue at later date for needs to study for an exam.

Mortimer 02-03-2008 07:20 PM

Oh...you don't REMEMBER!!?


And I suppose you don't REMEMBER purchasng a Bucket-O-Frog outside the PigglyWiggly in Boise that year either......do you?

And I suppose you don't REMEMBER having a "cat fight " with your imaginary friend Fire2Ice ..either...is that right?




What is it exactly that you do remember....MS. May??

kentuckyrosesinmay 02-03-2008 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh...you don't REMEMBER!!?


And I suppose you don't REMEMBER purchasng a Bucket-O-Frog outside the PigglyWiggly in Boise that year either......do you?

And I suppose you don't REMEMBER having a "cat fight " with your imaginary friend Fire2Ice ..either...is that right?




What is it exactly that you do remember....MS. May??

I remeber having the cat fight with the imaginary friend Fire2Ice, but I'm lost with the purchasing a Bucket-O-Frog outside the PigglyWiggly in Boise???? Hmmmm...Nope don't remember the purchase....

Ms. May-that's what we call my Anglo-Arab mare...haha!!!

^^^To be continued on Tues. after my exam...

pgardn 02-03-2008 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh...you don't REMEMBER!!?


And I suppose you don't REMEMBER purchasng a Bucket-O-Frog outside the PigglyWiggly in Boise that year either......do you?

And I suppose you don't REMEMBER having a "cat fight " with your imaginary friend Fire2Ice ..either...is that right?




What is it exactly that you do remember....MS. May??

sit DOWN! mr. darden...

Mortimer 02-03-2008 07:50 PM

[QUOTE=kentuckyrosesinmay]I remeber having the cat fight with the imaginary friend Fire2Ice, but I'm lost with the purchasing a Bucket-O-Frog outside the PigglyWiggly in Boise???? Hmmmm...Nope don't remember the purchase....

Ms. May-that's what we call my Anglo-Arab mare...haha!!!

^^^To be continued on Tues. after my exam...[/quote]




THUD!!

Mortimer 02-03-2008 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
sit DOWN! mr. darden...



HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!

















THUD!!

Rileyoriley 02-03-2008 07:54 PM

Are there cliffnotes available to follow this thread?


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