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Now if you take it one step further by actually betting money... God help you. Touchdown Jesus can only help those who help themselves. |
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This two week ban deal is lame.
How about the loser has to go out on a date with Cryin Dispencer and reach 2nd base? |
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I have never actually seen a suicide committed by an ego until observing the vaporized left overs of Iris of NT Man....just now.
It was hard to watch. |
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Time for South Park.
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so I don't have to choose the same games as you, I can do any 5 college and pro games a week that I like?
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The guy is going to jump all over those 13.5 points the Noodles are receiving this weekend.
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I have tappped Iris' phone.
Let's listen in. Should be fun. --------------------- Hmmm...I sure hope my bookie answers...I'm all over my fine Noodles getting 13.5 Hello....Bob speaking...your bookie and point man for nookie. BOB-O!!...How ya doin' guy?...It's Iris of NT Man. NO! WAIT!!...DON'T HANG UP!! Listen Iris....you're already into me for 200 dollars...I ain't taken anymore of your bets. But Bob...this is a lock....an absolute lock. I want to put 10 bucks on the Noodles and 13.5. Yer friggin nuts.Don't call me again....click. Phooey......and I never called him again...I've always called him Bob and he KNOWS that. |
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Hello..this is Bob the Bookie and your point man for Nookie. Oh...ACHOO!...sorry Bob. This is Hossy. Hossy!...how is it guy? Ya sound different.Got a cold there? Oh ya....COUGH!-COUGH!...HACK!!....ACHOO!......I'm sorry...one of those change of season things I guees. Hope you get over it soon...what can I do for you my good friend? Well Again....UPS!!!!...I MEAN BOB!!! IRIS!!!! YOU FUCl< -O!! You dumb azz!!!...What a stupid thing to pull.Dont ever even think of calling me again!!!! Phooey. |
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Hi Morty I miss you!! Love Uncly |
Uncle Lusty, where ya been???
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Hello. Dave MAYSON?? Yes..who is this? I don't know. Morty? ror! Ya caught me! Hey..this is Uncly Trusts number...ya know ...she's just the girl that has captured my heart..that's all. Oh for goodness sakes...did I say Dave Mayson? I meant to say I Seem Stupid...may I give her a message? Mayson....do I look as dumb as Bob? Oh just just tell her I love her. And you better not touch her ..either! |
*blushing* :)
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