How the fk do you know this?
Who told you this or did you actually witness this take place as a third party on the pillow?

Mr. Gardener...does your wife realize you are posting here again?





Look at it this way....you're a physics teacher ..right?

You know about the vaporization process...no?

Well you have been vaporized beyond comprehension.




You must chill out.......and try and condense back to human form.

I know you don't know this.

That's why I try to help.








The vaporized are everywhere.






I see them all the time.








They don't know that they're vaporized.

WHAT!?





Did you fucl< someone there...sir?


Is that what you are trying to say?

So because YOU dont get it its ok.

I will ask you again. If you knew you where fkn with someones brain would you continue and just rationalize it as weak character?

I think this is the difference between me, and I guess the rest of the board. I seem to be in the minority but it does not bother.

da wud!?

Some people here don't even HAVE any brains fer cripes sakes!!

Please stop cursing Mr. Gardener.



What did you do with your wife?

Mr . Gardner...I welched on Capper Zeke on a bet.




I alos stiffed Mr. LateFires for 10 large.

=:>

I think Mr. Gardener is receiving medical attention.


Good job Mrs. Gardener......you really had to step in and do something.

Mr. Gardener...are you OK?





Please let us know you have not eaten a phone book or something goofy like that.

yes dahoss, he is funny, but looks arent everything, are they?

I hope you understand what point I am making. If by this time you dont, I undertand you.

Nah. Probably not bad at all.
Just cant take you too seriously.

Especially about what the really bad people do, in your opinion of course. So your opinions on Vick mean a lot less to me. I actually took you seriously.

I know this is a little bit off-topic and all....

And perhaps a case could be made that it isn't really any of my business, however, I do have a running wager going that I really wish could be swiftly resolved.

I took a stab at the so-called Derby Trail Pick Six wager being offered by a resident poster/bookie -- ....in order to cash at 50/1 odds I need five of the following six events to have occured at this Saratoga meet.

* Thebby strapping one on and banging Channing Hill
* Cajun banging Sniper
* Uncly-Trust banging BTW
* Sightseek banging Hossy
* Bystander banging CJ in BTW's bed
* Ateam, Durkin, and Sam The Buglar giving Rushton a bukkake

I know I have a lot of tough hurdles to clear, but I think if I'm still alive going into leg #5 I will be golden.

TIA

!!OOOOOOOOOO!!


What about Bogs?

Didn't he do anything?

I'm rooting for you DrugS!

Oh shut up.

Snappy.

So the people you pick on have scant brains?
Do you stomp on helpless chipmunks when you exit the key board.

(A veiled attempt at inflicting guilt)

Are you going to be a nice boy now?




Really...I don't enjoy this.

Let's be board buddies.