Only one thousand are available...we are now on 802.


You must e-mail and attach a creative pose photo.I have the right to change numbers for any and all.Deadline is noon today,but they'll be gone before then.











YOOOOOOOOU'D better HURRY!!

I'm waiting until the last possible second. You DESERVE to have the best for last, Morty. Don't settle for anything but!

No photo..


....no number.






( Someone get rid of her...


.....quickly.)

No photos on the good ole work computer, Mort.

Lo siento, senor.

I'll extend the deadline until midnight tonight.

You need to call in Det. Callahan....I believe you are headed in the right direction.

Good morning Morte'

Hope you are feel well this a.m.

Something must be wrong I slept horribly late, 11 am. This, I never do.

Ah ain't never far away...ma'am.


Mighty white a ya to call for me.








Ah hate this job....makes mah lip snarl.

Mornin'.

Slept late...huh?




Ah take it RajunFakir sent ya some photos.



By the way.....my friend......maybe ah still got a question for ya...

...and maybe ah don't.




So it looks like you gotta ask yourself one.



And that is....







....Do ah feel lucky?







Well......










.....do ya?

I think I liked Short Arm better.

Well maybe ya ain't so smart.


Ah gave ya that name after gettin' your photos.






Ah know a ranch out Nevada way might need some help.

Their motto is:








You give girl 10 dollah...



....she love you long time.

But Morty, I didn't send you my photos yet. Drat! I guess you'll have to make do with Thebby's. I hereby give up my spot in line. The photos you sent me aren't worth squat.

Nice try.




But it ain't gonna work.







MommyDearest............. maybe that's an option for ya.


Ah don't rightly know.

Well..

...do ya..



...or don't ya?

Morte' I have no idea who Rajin Fakir is, nor do I know anything about photos.

And as far as questions, what have you given up?


Zip.


Grits is kinda the same that way.


I have a friend that would like to know more about many people, but she has the grace not to ask, plus nosey is something she loathes and goes out of her way to stonewall. And she does it well.

Oh, and yes. I always feel LUCKY.

And just who might this "friend' be....friend?



Does she like Louisiana Bull Frog?




Ya sure she ain't imaginary?




How many a these kinda friends do ya have...

...exactly?

Well ya beter hope yer right....'cause ah do have a question.



And that is......








....do ya know Charley?

Morte' you have friends all over "tha South" and the Northwest.

We all have friends in many places. Maybe even like Garth Brooks, some "low".

Do ya know Charley or don't ya?