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Mortimer 03-26-2007 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
Buenos Dias Senor says the hombre in the light colored fedora.


All right Dave.


You can go first.

Mortimer 03-26-2007 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Ask him if he borrowed my red shoes. I can't find them anywhere.

Fun and games are over.


What do you have to do with the operation of this site?

Payson Dave 03-26-2007 10:54 AM

He says your shoes gave him blisters but that they looked soooo nice with his hat...he will leave them on your back porch on tuesday along with the roses.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Ask him if he borrowed my red shoes. I can't find them anywhere.


Cajungator26 03-26-2007 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
He says your shoes gave him blisters but that they looked soooo nice with his hat...he will leave them on your back porch on tuesday along with the roses.

That is so sweet of him. Please let him know he's wanted by the FBI, so remove any fingerprints he might have left on my shoes.

Mortimer 03-26-2007 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
He says your shoes gave him blisters but that they looked soooo nice with his hat...he will leave them on your back porch on tuesday along with the roses.

I know more about you than you think Payson.



You don't even know what I know.

You're about to be hit with a search warrant by the New Jersey State Police regarding murder.


Does that loosen up your tongue any?

Mortimer 03-26-2007 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
That is so sweet of him. Please let him know he's wanted by the FBI, so remove any fingerprints he might have left on my shoes.


I hope your lawyer is better at law than you are at jokes.

Payson Dave 03-26-2007 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
I know more about you than you think Payson.



You don't even know what I know.

You're about to be hit with a search warrant by the New Jersey State Police regarding murder.


Does that loosen up your tongue any?


But ya gotta ask yourself one question???


Did he feel lucky just before he was tossed into the calm blue sea?? well did he?

And as far as my tongue goes...well I'd rather discuss that with Cajun or Thebby or Grits or ...

Mortimer 03-26-2007 11:22 AM

We'll see how funny you all think this is when federal grand jury summons' are sent to each and every one of you.


Look like you're on you own in that suspicion of murder case .


We could have helped you.





Kentucky State Police may also be contacting you.

Payson Dave 03-26-2007 11:29 AM

Look I already told the Jersey cops that Hoffa is not buried at the Meadowlands... and them Kentucky cops are just checking to be sure that he is not buried in the infield at Churchill.

paisjpq 03-26-2007 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
And the pretty lady gets red roses,but only on Tuesdays.

yes tuesdays.

Payson Dave 03-26-2007 11:34 AM

If they get delivered today...just tell them to bring them back to ya tomorrow then.

Mortimer 03-26-2007 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Payson Dave
If they get delivered today...just tell them to bring them back to ya tomorrow then.


Good idea.

Mortimer 03-26-2007 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
yes tuesdays.

Oh all right already.

Grits 03-26-2007 11:56 AM

Note to self . . .



Remember to share with Morty, Dave and Pais about my run-ins (plural) with


the Kentucky State Police and County Sheriff's Deputies and how I came to


learn to keep my speed under 85 in the 55 mph work zones . . . and last but


not least, how being blonde is most beneficial when surrounded.

Payson Dave 03-26-2007 11:59 AM

[quote=mortimerdexterfoxworthy]
I know
Are you sure you know or do you just think you know


more about you than




you think Payson.
Well thank you...I am not offen accused of thinking you know


You don't even know what I know.
No but I know what you think

You're about to be hit
Damn..not again

with a search warrant by the New Jersey State Police regarding murder.
no no Anna and I were just friends


Does that loosen up your tongue any??
Let's not go there[\quote]

Mortimer 03-26-2007 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grits
Note to self . . .



Remember to share with Morty, Dave and Pais about my run-ins (plural) with


the Kentucky State Police and County Sheriff's Deputies and how I came to


learn to keep my speed under 85 in the 55 mph work zones . . . and last but


not least, how being blonde is most beneficial when surrounded.




















thud

Mortimer 03-26-2007 12:01 PM

[quote=Payson Dave][quote=mortimerdexterfoxworthy]
I know
Are you sure you know or do you just think you know


more about you than




you think Payson.
Well thank you...I am not offen accused of thinking you know


You don't even know what I know.
No but I know what you think

You're about to be hit
Damn..not again

with a search warrant by the New Jersey State Police regarding murder.
no no Anna and I were just friends


Does that loosen up your tongue any?
Let's not go there

rule-eng un ze flour!!






leff-eng may ess oaf!!!

Grits 03-26-2007 12:02 PM

LOLOLOLOLOLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Payson Dave 03-26-2007 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grits
Note to self . . .



Remember to share with Morty, Dave and Pais about my run-ins (plural) with


the Kentucky State Police and County Sheriff's Deputies and how I came to


learn to keep my speed under 85 in the 55 mph work zones . . . and last but


not least, how being blonde is most beneficial when surrounded.

So you must be one of them fast blondes that I've heard so much about huh...

Grits 03-26-2007 12:09 PM

Nah, just southern charm and blonde



doing her damndest to stay out of incarceration in the county jail



in northern Kentucky.


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