Mort, come post in the Paddock. Why waste your talent over here?

If by illusary you mean illusory, you are higly delusional.
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Are you saying you don't know the difference??

Randall, the paddock is much too couth for Snortin' Morte.

It is the greatest of honors to have befriended Morte' during my cyberspace history.
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OOOOOOOOOO



I always thought that was Belky's honor.







I am completely behooved and speechless.

Some day(and that day may never come)when you need....









...well no.

It wasn't that good.

Please do tell me what a mispelled word means, Snorto Morto... lunch is over, must....do....stuff that matters. Good day Mortifoximus.

mortimer...is there any way possible you could hit return 14 times between lines instead of only 7??? It would help me out a lot.

Please do tell me what a mispelled word means, Snorto Morto... lunch is over, must....do....stuff that matters. Good day Mortifoximus.
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His lunch is over.






I will tell you all this.....

....I can guarantee it was not a chicken dinner.

And his tending to things that matter are his rearranging his alternative lifestyle bracket busters.

I'm dying of laughter. LMAO

I went to lunch and missed out on a great topic! :D

mortimer...is there any way possible you could hit return 14 times between lines instead of only 7??? It would help me out a lot.
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Mr. Horsey;







I abuse those who don't like scrolling.













Wouldn't you like to know how?












Well let me tell you.























I become a fader.















That's right..... a fader.















































Because I know scrolling haters REALLY hate faders.











HA-HA





HA






HA-HA

What's next....finger painting?

!!







I was planning straw jokes...

...but now you have spoiled it.

Why wouldn't I be eatin' chicken fo' lunch? Or would I?

Why wouldn't I be eatin' chicken fo' lunch? Or would I?
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Wel did you ever hear the racing term...



....winner winner chicken dinner?







Do you have any other questions?

YES, will you shut up if I eat chicken for dinner?

No winner..



...no chicken dinner.

That's it. No chicken for you. You're stuck with rotting fish. :D

I thought she left for work?

whatchu talkin' about polidextrousfoxworthy?

whatchu talkin' about polidextrousfoxworthy?
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Alll I can tell you is I hope you are the dartsman for this room.