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Katie Cassidy is now on gossip girl. Her father is David Cassidy...don't tell me you didn't have a crush on him when you where young :p He use to have seats right in front of me at Saratoga - he is now in the breeding side of horse racing. That's your history lesson for tonight :{>: |
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Shut up Debbie. Geeker...no.Don't even know what it is.I meant that if I should start making myself laugh again ...I'm a goner.Also...this 7 year old anachronism needs to be shut down and procedures taken to restore use or else I am smashing it against the wall. |
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More Arguing! They Have My Number!! |
Hiding in the woods.
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I take it Riot's muff is looking or you? What did you do,sir?? |
By the way,in the booth for Sat. nights game ,Ohio vs.Swissconsin, will be the big blowhard himself--Brent Muffberger.
Should be fun. |
Speaking of blowhards..I want to thank Rudy the RedNosed Fucl< Face for being so quick to criticize;yet so absent to applaud.
Fucl< you very much. |
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Oh shut up,Poo-Puff-Muff.
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Look... you're not the gawky girl who is always picked last for the team and who keeps a diary complete with cutouts from bridal magazines pasted over pictures of her yappy little dogs who her parents wish would die already cause they stopped being cute after about a week.
^^^^ MuffInTexas. |
You're not the Jew-fro'd redhead dangly-spider armed kid who no one will eat lunch with and who smells like a combination of egg salad, Bernsteins vinagrette and 3 days old vomit.
^^^^ Poach Cants. |
You're not the weird fat lady who lives up the hill in the house with newspapers littering the driveway and too many cats... with the funny smell that gets even worse when the kids throw eggs at it on halloween or TP before they climb and adorn the trees with tampons if there's a chance of rain on that one night when they're sorta allowed to be little mosters.
^^^^ Muff-O-Muff. |
You are Morty for God sake.
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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Do you need a tampon or something cause you're acting like a little bitch. You're like the stereotypical opera singer fromt the 50's that every single member of the entourage had to placate and applaud and complement until they came around and until the next little self indulgent outburst... the next little episode of me-ism. The next FEEL SORRY FOR ME event they they all got free tix to on a weekly basis. Look... you're not the gawky girl who is always picked last for the team and who keeps a diary complete with cutouts from bridal magazines pasted over pictures of her yappy little dogs who her parents wish would die already cause they stopped being cute after about a week. You're not the Jew-fro'd redhead dangly-spider armed kid who no one will eat lunch with and who smells like a combination of egg salad, Bernsteins vinagrette and 3 days old vomit. You're not the weird fat lady who lives up the hill in the house with newspapers littering the driveway and too many cats... with the funny smell that gets even worse when the kids throw eggs at it on halloween or TP before they climb and adorn the trees with tampons if there's a chance of rain on that one night when they're sorta allowed to be little mosters. You are Morty for God sake. Stop the sissiness and write a God damned poem and finish your death list and continue on with the muff jokes cause wading and wallowing in a sea of self pity, doubt and defeatism does not suit you Sir. Are we clear? ========================================= MuffBall...you vicious beast,you. Let's talk about being ;you is what you is...OK? How about the face going through makeup target practice at 5 AM every morning and eventually finding its way here at Nerdy Trail sometime around noon. So far so good..aye? And then poking every male poster hinting of life with a boing stick...only to be cuddlefied by her gay yacht club friends as .."a little cutie pie...bright....so refershing--so catchy"...and on and on. Yes, that same little cutie everyone wants to hug and face pinch who couldn't find the cashing windows even when spotted 25 free redboards. Yes,that same poor little baby doll waiffe who picked up her horsey funeral directors license the same place Obamer got his presidential license.Nobody seems to have ever heard of that license factory. And yes...that very same huggy bear who gets away snot free while yukking it up with alien creatures named Ed is Dead and Nose Drops. Thanks for your lovely testimonial to me----oh you'll get away with it all right. Why? Because you're My Miss Muff Ball....the Shirley Temple of NerdyTrail. |
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Oh they love they're fucl<ing My Miss Muff Ball all right.
It's MyMiss this..MyMiss that..ooooh you are so stinking pretty.... DAH!! |
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God , I know that routine. |
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Now stop it this instant---I was about to do my Character Assassinations. So if you wouldn't mind....... |
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For a limited time only all new refugees receive a 20% discount on SnowyWoods swag. All swag proceeds are directly contributed to the Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy Tampon Fund. |
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Stashed name of GenuineCrazyLady's muff---Genuine Muff. This,now, completes the L's. =:> |
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So..you refuse to stop being a little brat,aye? Really..is this not your market time? |
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..whoa...4 full pages of M's........and would you look at who is at the very tippy toppy of page 2........Mr. =5....I'll be darned..
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Thanks so much. :D |
let's do...this one:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqI81Xa2mFk
=:> m3moose ET's pud's name m45rpm the rotating speed of Gooey's perpetual spinny head MAB257 code name for Thebby's tits mac attack a hungry truck headed for MickeyD's Mac88 the truck manufacturer now makes pianos..this model has a bronze bulldog built into the top---looking curiously into a phongraphs megaphone type speaker...he appears to be saying.."Gooey?? r u in there??" Macha Australian horsey...runs backwards at Hollywood madrunner8 new Hollywood Park name for the above maf154 new muff name change requested by Sighty...changing from Sighty-Poo-Puff-Muff...number represents recorded amount of entries.................last weekend Mag orgasm sound made by Franny maggs Franny's enjoying a double org tragic_nytol fucl<s backwards at Hollywood Park Magnanimous Clyde's pud's name Makeitadouble order at doll house filled out by RockTard maleiko pool shark mali ET trying to spell "mail" Mall his 2nd crack at it mambo his third try...says ..''Oh fucl< this noise." ..and destroys pencil ManilaRose Coach's 4th wife manny his current wife..uh-oh manning phallic symbol used at Wonderbread Tampions mannings no explanation needed Many Others CharleeHO map+calender what a certain Texas resident needs.....very badly!! marc ridgeway real name of GroovesInsideHisHead mark2061mn a name written on one of Thebby's mortar shells markguz6 Cajunatah returning Thebby's fire MarkyD's planned name change for Burger King MartinStevie name of Stevie-po's favorite sweater MaryMcNeely set Catholic record for most genuflections in one mass mastone Coach's name for his left nut |
Snowmen and SnowGirls.....let's not keep me waiting--OK?
You're like the stereotypical opera singer fromt the 50's that every single member of the entourage had to placate and applaud and complement until they came around and until the next little self indulgent outburst |
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oaf! Excuse me...sorry I disrupted the bevy of activity going on here today. Stage is getting a little too small for this fine method writer,Stevie. |
Just waiting for you...I'm sure there are Many Others.
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As for the rest? Bravo and many many pies. :tro: :D Shirley Temple of Nerdy Trail, huh? Apparently I don't talk about giving head enough or something. :confused: :wf We shall have to do one of those threads again someday very soon. |
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frump!! Thank you so much. You can't give Ed head....Ed is dead. |
Bravo and many many pies. :tro::D
But thank you again for the above. You're the only one around here with any taste as well as manners. And boy would I like to taste you,but oh well. |
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