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clyde 07-09-2010 10:23 PM

Ralph..what kind of button men do I have here?


BeefHerky lies about his work...and you are did not come when summoned to do work.



And Sighty-poo is horned off at me.








nighty-poo


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qjo15n0mGU

herkhorse 07-09-2010 10:35 PM

I did not lie, I took out the grey poupon and I got him.

clyde 07-10-2010 11:44 AM

!!






I stand corrected.

clyde 07-10-2010 12:10 PM

What if everyone were like ae dingbat..and failed to do so?



If there were ever a ham camera operator---it's him.

clyde 07-10-2010 12:27 PM

OK girls...


..here is a replay,be back later tonight

so you may start off your day--right





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r71xa...x=0&playnext=1

clyde 07-10-2010 01:36 PM

Oh..I do realize how important it is , to many of you ,as to how the Rebuilding of Me is coming along...especially Polo Tsunami.


Well,I haven't failed to check each item off my check list, in their proper order--mind you,without being tardy for 2 consecutive days.Number one of two has already been checked off for today.




















Franny loved Mortimer.She loved how he held her so carefully in his very big,strong arms.He kissed her pretty little face softly and honestly while holding her 'round the small of her little back.

When he kissed her lips it sent her into a star lit swirl of a floaty ride through the top of her "things that make me feel so very happy and squiggly" private noodle fun list.



Franny loved feeling Mortimer pretty.That means he made her feel that way...not the other thing









This mild mini smut has been brought to you by Davey Really Needs to get On the Road Again Chippy Dippy.

clyde 07-10-2010 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 667287)
I did not lie, I took out the grey poupon and I got him.

!!


I didn't see that!




ror!!














1.5 checked off.

clyde 07-10-2010 04:04 PM

All done.






Gentlemen.....guess with whom Sighty-poo went to spend her vacay?


Say hello,my little energizer bunny.




YOO-HOO!!...Hi Dooryarders!....Sighty is very happy!!
























=;>

clyde 07-10-2010 06:14 PM

2 of 2..on time...and I just returned from attending a birthday par-tay, to boot.




I am having a very good day.

clyde 07-10-2010 06:25 PM

Always thought this a snappy tune.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lbx4...eature=related


When the video starts,doesn't it remind you of Wizard of Oz?

clyde 07-10-2010 06:32 PM

And one more.

Some may recall I rewrote the words in honor of Wilko's bizarre Derby run a few years back.


Enjoy:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVLOMAanlIU

clyde 07-10-2010 06:38 PM

Dooryarders, I really hate to say this....but I have very bad news. Stevie and I agreed to a new contract in principal only.Now that he has sent me the document......it blows.


He's a big liah!!


That's OK,though. Because I have been reminded of something and I will leave in about.....3 weeks. Plus or minus a few days.I have to figure it out.


I promise this is not yet another in a string of my own big liah!! promises.



That don't sound right.







But it's really,really.

clyde 07-10-2010 06:42 PM

18 days.




Use me up..there just is not much more time.

clyde 07-10-2010 06:58 PM

..one more--one more....


Cream doing the old tune done by the man who sold off to the devil.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdwVVI4B3oY




Let's listen.

Should be fun.

herkhorse 07-10-2010 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 667486)
Always thought this a snappy tune.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lbx4...eature=related


When the video starts,doesn't it remind you of Wizard of Oz?

danttadantdananadantdadanttanana, why yes it does

santana 07-10-2010 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 667504)
..one more--one more....


Cream doing the old tune done by the man who sold off to the devil.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdwVVI4B3oY




Let's listen.

Should be fun.

Many moons ago, i played this tune on my cassete recorder, on a bus, from NY to Fla, no less than 250 times.
The bus was full of High school guys and girls, and they were almost all getting a buzz on, so they really didnt mind....
TRUE STORY

Coach Pants 07-10-2010 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 667491)
18 days.




Use me up..there just is not much more time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqH21LEmfbQ

herkhorse 07-10-2010 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by santana (Post 667508)
Many moons ago, i played this tune on my cassete recorder, on a bus, from NY to Fla, no less than 250 times.
The bus was full of High school guys and girls, and they were almost all getting a buzz on, so they really didnt mind....
TRUE STORY

what's a cassette recorder?

clyde 07-10-2010 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 667506)
danttadantdananadantdadanttanana, why yes it does



snarf!!

clyde 07-10-2010 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by santana (Post 667508)
Many moons ago, i played this tune on my cassete recorder, on a bus, from NY to Fla, no less than 250 times.
The bus was full of High school guys and girls, and they were almost all getting a buzz on, so they really didnt mind....
TRUE STORY


And a fine one it was..I do believe it because I can make sense out of it.A very fine choice.




CozyWozys...James is a member.

His gang name is SantaNaJimi...Far Eastern Santa Claus.

I know you know I say that with positive old days intentions-from SantanaJimi,James.

clyde 07-10-2010 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 667509)

Good grief.

Sightseek 07-10-2010 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 667447)
All done.






Gentlemen.....guess with whom Sighty-poo went to spend her vacay?


Say hello,my little energizer bunny.




YOO-HOO!!...Hi Dooryarders!....Sighty is very happy!!
























=;>

??

clyde 07-10-2010 09:48 PM

Phooey.

clyde 07-10-2010 10:04 PM

Maybe I should do Dahla.











NAH.













Danny then.














Double nah.










Suffy-poo?














ror!!.......Take it easy Stevie---not gunna duh it.
















What about about Video Ga-Ga Girl?















Ah don't thank so.

















Oh I'll think of someone.

Coach Pants 07-10-2010 10:07 PM

Dahla would do you.






oooooo

Sightseek 07-10-2010 10:10 PM

Vampire movies and/or shows are silly.

clyde 07-10-2010 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 667589)
Dahla would do you.






oooooo

Highly amusing!!

clyde 07-10-2010 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 667592)
Vampire movies and/or shows are silly.


There's only a few good ones.




The place you're at....is it haunted?

clyde 07-10-2010 10:58 PM

She's sssssso easy to scare.

clyde 07-10-2010 11:08 PM

Apparently...so is Coach.






Is it me?

Coach Pants 07-10-2010 11:22 PM

I'm scared of clowns.

clyde 07-10-2010 11:29 PM

Oh..I forgot, right.








I think he just slimmed me.

clyde 07-10-2010 11:35 PM

Good nighty-poo-kins:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qjo15n0mGU

Coach Pants 07-10-2010 11:37 PM

I don't like Ignoramus. He ruined Toast Munsters.

clyde 07-11-2010 11:13 AM

This is going over my head.

Of course..most things do.




GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODD













morningsportyfans!!








=:>






I'm a treasure...am I not?





I think someone must be done today....just don' know who.I'm, thinking..like---I never really did Franny properly and the Good Lord knows she certainly deserves it.Perhaps.She would be fun to do properly.Or...

..I could do Debbie again.She lllloves being done.






Just remember SportyFans...there's not much time left for Mortimer Absorption.


Kiss-Kiss ,Dahlings.

MaTH716 07-11-2010 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 667671)
This is going over my head.

Of course..most things do.




GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODD













morningsportyfans!!








=:>






I'm a treasure...am I not?





I think someone must be done today....just don' know who.I'm, thinking..like---I never really did Franny properly and the Good Lord knows she certainly deserves it.Perhaps.She would be fun to do properly.Or...

..I could do Debbie again.She lllloves being done.






Just remember SportyFans...there's not much time left for Mortimer Absorption.


Kiss-Kiss ,Dahlings.


clyde 07-11-2010 11:37 AM

BeefHerky..Ralph.




You know what to do.

Rileyoriley 07-11-2010 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 667683)


Are we choosing up sides for a game of cricket????

Rileyoriley 07-11-2010 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 667671)
This is going over my head.

Of course..most things do.




GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODD













morningsportyfans!!








=:>






I'm a treasure...am I not?





I think someone must be done today....just don' know who.I'm, thinking..like---I never really did Franny properly and the Good Lord knows she certainly deserves it.Perhaps.She would be fun to do properly.Or...

..I could do Debbie again.She lllloves being done.






Just remember SportyFans...there's not much time left for Mortimer Absorption.


Kiss-Kiss ,Dahlings.

I'm still exhausted from last time. Do someone else.:{>:

clyde 07-11-2010 11:45 AM

spray!!!







!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!








Franny will thank you ssssssso much!!


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