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Mortimer 08-08-2008 12:50 PM

Or at the very least the entries.

geeker2 08-08-2008 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Mr. Geeker.......US tracks only ,please...or supply the pp's.

Yipppi Downs too good for ya?



And do you know of a professional handicapper who is right ALL the time?


Only Andy

you are right fu<k the Brits...

Mortimer 08-08-2008 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by geeker2
Only Andy

Andy who?

Mortimer 08-08-2008 01:00 PM

OK folks....got a ZODIAC CIPHER for ya!!








7 to win in the Thistleydowns' 4 th race...off at 2:08.











Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewed betterhurry!!


HurryHurryHurry!!!

Mortimer 08-08-2008 01:01 PM

Don't you get shut out.

Mortimer 08-08-2008 01:06 PM

Betters racing to their betting authorities.







Exciting..ain't it?

Sightseek 08-08-2008 01:13 PM

The weather at Sara's Toga this year really sucks. :(

Mortimer 08-08-2008 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
The weather at Sara's Toga this year really sucks. :(


Bet horseys...not weather.

Sightseek 08-08-2008 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Bet horseys...not weather.

Thank you Confucius.

Mortimer 08-08-2008 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Thank you Confucius.

Anytime


Glad to help.


At your service.


I'm here for ya.


You know it.


All the best.

Mortimer 08-08-2008 01:23 PM

Phooey.



:mad:

Mortimer 08-08-2008 01:24 PM

Anyone else?

Mortimer 08-08-2008 01:25 PM

Sunnyb!tch on the weather.



:mad:

Sightseek 08-08-2008 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Phooey.



:mad:

Kissy

Mortimer 08-08-2008 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Kissy

!!



kissykissykissykissy

Sightseek 08-08-2008 01:29 PM

I must say though, I do love thunderstorms....just not when racing and/or horseys are involved.

Mortimer 08-08-2008 01:29 PM

This is exactly why my image and personal info never goes out.


Horsey players are a vindictive lot.

Mortimer 08-08-2008 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
I must say though, I do love thunderstorms....just not when racing and/or horseys are involved.


I'm not a chaser..but I hear ya.



There was a guy who did a motivational tape who said the same thing.

Can't remember the name,though.

Mortimer 08-08-2008 01:36 PM

I'm leaving.


:mad:

Coach Pants 08-08-2008 01:36 PM

I'm looking forward to the sane people making threads that will hurt the Saratoga fanbois' feelings.

FGFan 08-08-2008 01:38 PM

Interesting place to be doing picks, in the haunted CAH-SOL....

Bet you will get a huge crowd here now!!!!!:$: :$:

So who's going to win the Millions tomorrow?

Coach Pants 08-08-2008 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by FGFan
Interesting place to be doing picks, in the haunted CAH-SOL....

Bet you will get a huge crowd here now!!!!!:$: :$:

So who's going to win the Millions tomorrow?

Arlington?

Who gives a s.hit?

FGFan 08-08-2008 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants
Arlington?

Who gives a s.hit?

Did I ask you?????

Are you doing picks in the CAH-SOL??????

I asked the soothsayer Morty......


And you are supposed to be working on your Olympic swimming thread!!!!!
I posted a horsey Olympic thread..where's your swimming thread????
Although the pasta thread was pretty frickin funny...:D

Mortimer 08-08-2008 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by FGFan
Did I ask you?????

Are you doing picks in the CAH-SOL??????

I asked the soothsayer Morty......


And you are supposed to be working on your Olympic swimming thread!!!!!
I posted a horsey Olympic thread..where's your swimming thread????
Although the pasta thread was pretty frickin funny...:D

Ah thank ya skeered 'im.






So his forbidden zone thread is SSSO funny...and my first V-Jay post is bizarre and eeeeew?



Pretty easy to see who your pets are.

FGFan 08-08-2008 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Ah thank ya skeered 'im.

So his forbidden zone thread is SSSO funny...and my first V-Jay post is bizarre and eeeeew?

Pretty easy to see who your pets are.

I don't think so...he's posting away in the pasta thread....:D

Really do you think Pants can be scared..that's interesting.


Well Morty you do know you are my main pet...I love wolfies.
Your coat is so wiry and thick, your teeth are so white and long, it's just irresistible...:{>:

Mortimer 08-08-2008 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by FGFan
I don't think so...he's posting away in the pasta thread....:D

Really do you think Pants can be scared..that's interesting.


Well Morty you do know you are my main pet...I love wolfies.
Your coat is so wiry and thick, your teeth are so white and long, it's just irresistible...:{>:


I'm there,baby!





:{>: :{>:

Mortimer 08-08-2008 02:21 PM

You want the A-Mi'ions winner,Franny?



Siissy CP doesn't have it for you...but I do.


Right ovah heah ,baby!!


SUDAN.

Sightseek 08-08-2008 02:22 PM

Sudan is out of the race silly!

Mortimer 08-08-2008 02:28 PM

..do you mind?.......who else is ?....

Mortimer 08-08-2008 02:31 PM

Franny...you go with SteamCat...you ride that baby all the way home!

FGFan 08-08-2008 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
This is exactly why my image and personal info never goes out.


Horsey players are a vindictive lot.

But we do know a lot about you....
let's see..
You come from Cleveland
you live in a cah-sol
you are a ghost posing as a wolf who is really a head with tubes coming out
you go to the CWD bar
you wear richard simmons outfit but add a black cape for fear..I mean flair
you like to dance

uh lets' see that's just off the top of my noodle....:p

Mortimer 08-08-2008 02:46 PM

You are so funny.




I'd like to see what's off the top of your boo bees.

Oh yes.

Sightseek 08-08-2008 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
..do you mind?.......who else is ?....

Phooey. I was just trying to help. :(

FGFan 08-08-2008 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
You are so funny.




I'd like to see what's off the top of your boo bees.

Oh yes.

Nipples.......

(*) (*)

You just want to see my boo-bees, cause noone sends you boo-bee pictures......

Mortimer 08-08-2008 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Phooey. I was just trying to help. :(

Don't you phooey me young lady!!


You added a "silly.
"


:mad:

FGFan 08-08-2008 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Phooey. I was just trying to help. :(

He was trying to trick me.....:p

Sightseek 08-08-2008 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Don't you phooey me young lady!!


You added a "silly.
"


:mad:

At least I didn't say silly goose!

Mortimer 08-08-2008 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by FGFan
Nipples.......

(*) (*)

You just want to see my boo-bees, cause noone sends you boo-bee pictures......



ror!!



Ya baby!!


Break my unlucky streak....ah dare ya.

Mortimer 08-08-2008 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
At least I didn't say silly goose!


This is supposed to be a good thing!?

Don't make me expunge you in front of everyone.

Mortimer 08-08-2008 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by FGFan
Nipples.......

(*) (*)

You just want to see my boo-bees, cause noone sends you boo-bee pictures......


Excellent art work



OOOOOOOOOO


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