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Mortimer 10-23-2008 05:39 PM

Hello SportyFans.

I just signed off so I could read some of the other room activities,although I still don't see The Padlock.I'm completely shut off from that place.

Anyhoo.....I read the meet up room. They are meeting up for the BC now.






Now,mind you, I could have taken a razor and skinned myself. I had that option available to me.














But noooooooooOOOOOOOOO.











I had to read it.









You will never guess who started it....:rolleyes:

That's a hint.



And you will never guess who chimed in...just having to mention he sat in the $600 seats at San Tanita just last week or so......BARF!!

That's a hint.





Someone is known there as..."Frenchy."

My little noodle doesn't have to squeeze itself in order to get that one.

There's more...but it's too horrific to quote the rest.




Let's just say the usual suspects are going....to meet up.



























But that's not why I posted this.

I am leaving...again.

For the last time...again.



I won't be back....again.











I am tired of making people go off like rockets.

Not everyone did--some of you are sane and have fine ears.

I'm just tired.


Some of you are experiencing most phooey stuff and I have tried to be of very little help. Please---remember I will keep your challenges strongly in mind ....and things will be OK. I promise you. I won't leave you.


And so...oh. I can't do the mens BC...I hate the BC. The KD is so much easier and much more fun. You will have to do it without me. I'm sure Hossy can do it bettah than me anyways.


I will now ,once again, shut off all communication with the outside world.



PedigreAbbie refused to send me boo bee photos....by the way.


:mad:




Finally....I am a twelve year old rich girl.



=:>

my miss storm cat 10-23-2008 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Now,mind you, I could have taken a razor and skinned myself. I had that option available to me.

If you're gonna do that would you please post a thread on Get Togethers? :p

What have i missed Morty? Can you fill me in or do I have to read the last 37,000 pages for myself?

cowgirlintexas 10-23-2008 11:51 PM

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=PjqMy3q9E-8 :(

geeker2 10-24-2008 10:52 AM

Hossey..great picks!

I agree with everything you picked except I have different horses than you.

good luck

and


good-bye once again Morte

Mortimer 10-24-2008 11:11 AM

Shut up.



These are my B selections:






Filly and Mare Sprint 2Yr. Old Filly Turf

#3 Intangaroo #10 Saucey Evening

#5 Indian Blessing #3 Maram

#8 Tiz Elemental #4 C Karma

#1 Magnificience #12 Heart Shaped





Juvenile Fillies Filly and mare Turf

#10 Stardom Bound #7 Mauralakana

#9 Palace De Amor #9 Folk Opera

#1 Evita Argentina #5 Wait A While

#5 Be Smart #8 Halfway To Heaven





Distaff

#1 Zenyatta

#3 Cocoa Beach

#8 Bear Now

#6 Ginger Punch

Rileyoriley 10-24-2008 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Shut up.



These are my B selections:














Filly and Mare Sprint 2Yr. Old Filly Turf

#3 Intangaroo #10 Saucey Evening

#5 Indian Blessing #3 Maram

#8 Tiz Elemental #4 C Karma

#1 Magnificience #12 Heart Shaped





Juvenile Fillies Filly and mare Turf

#10 Stardom Bound #7 Mauralakana

#9 Palace De Amor #9 Folk Opera

#1 Evita Argentina #5 Wait A While

#5 Be Smart #8 Halfway To Heaven



:rolleyes:

Mortimer 10-24-2008 11:18 AM

2 year old morons




10- 3 -4- 12





f&m turf


7-9-5-8

Rileyoriley 10-24-2008 11:26 AM

Good morning "Not Me". Thank you for gracing us with "your" picks.:)













By the way, did you know about the secret handshake in the political section????

Mortimer 10-24-2008 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Good morning "Not Me". Thank you for gracing us with "your" picks.:)

You're not fooling anyone.

Go get your own picks.

:mad:

geeker2 10-24-2008 11:28 AM

I am playing my zipcode :mad:

Rileyoriley 10-24-2008 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
You're not fooling anyone.

Go get your own picks.

:mad:



I think I'll use yours. I like them.:)

Mortimer 10-24-2008 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I think I'll use yours. I like them.:)


:mad:

Mortimer 10-24-2008 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2
I am playing my zipcode :mad:


That's what Hossy does.

:mad:

Rileyoriley 10-24-2008 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
:mad:



Someone's rather grumpy this morning. Did Zebra have a night off last night?

Mortimer 10-24-2008 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Someone's rather grumpy this morning. Did Zebra have a night off last night?


^^^^ SkidsMother's CutMan.

Rileyoriley 10-24-2008 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
^^^^ SkidsMother's CutMan.




^^^^^^^^^^^PMSing.

Mortimer 10-24-2008 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
^^^^^^^^^^^PMSing.


^^^^2 more months to go in penalty bra.

Rileyoriley 10-24-2008 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
^^^^2 more months to go in penalty bra.



I've hired an attorney to ensure their freedom. If all else fails, I'll contact the ACLU.

Mortimer 10-24-2008 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I've hired an attorney to ensure their freedom. If all else fails, I'll contact the ACLU.

Her cup runneth over;so she went to fish market in Nipples---I mean Naples.

Rileyoriley 10-24-2008 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Her cup runneth over;so she went to fish market in Nipples---I mean Naples.


Nah, I hear Naples is getting crowded. Nor do I care for fish.



I went north instead. The cold keeps things perky.

Mortimer 10-24-2008 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Nah, I hear Naples is getting crowded. Nor do I care for fish.



I went north instead. The cold keeps things perky.


Her pus.sy is SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSO HOT!!

Mortimer 10-24-2008 12:00 PM

O=:>

Rileyoriley 10-24-2008 12:02 PM

I have been inspired by the BC festive atmosphere. I now will go clean my bathroom. Good luck Hossy and Morty with your BC picks and Geeker with your zip code.:)

Mortimer 10-24-2008 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I have been inspired by the BC festive atmosphere. I now will go clean my bathroom. Good luck Hossy and Morty with your BC picks and Geeker with your zip code.:)

^^^^ Has waved the flag of white.

Maybe pus.sy is not ...sa hot??

Mortimer 10-24-2008 12:07 PM

O =:>

geeker2 10-24-2008 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I have been inspired by the BC festive atmosphere. I now will go clean my bathroom. Good luck Hossy and Morty with your BC picks and Geeker with your zip code.:)


I am off to BC Races....going to meet GBBob at the track...feels like a first date:eek:

Deb..use the scrubbing bubbles.

Mortimer 10-24-2008 12:23 PM

I will now be accused of being "out of line"...a "menace"....and "much smarter than SkidsMother."



I'll take number 3 for $50 ,Alex.

Mortimer 10-24-2008 12:26 PM

I know when Debbie is really mad at me.






She doesn't answer my pm.

Oh she'll get over it.

She loves me.




Yup.

Rileyoriley 10-24-2008 12:28 PM

Morty, did you take my toilet brush?:mad:

































And I do love you.

Mortimer 10-24-2008 12:29 PM

Well no.

I don't know Hossy...I mean who took it.

Mortimer 10-24-2008 12:29 PM

thud

Rileyoriley 10-24-2008 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Well no.

I don't know Hossy...I mean who took it.


HOSSY! :mad: :mad:

Mortimer 10-24-2008 12:33 PM

HOSSY!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Mortimer 10-24-2008 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
If you're gonna do that would you please post a thread on Get Togethers? :p

What have i missed Morty? Can you fill me in or do I have to read the last 37,000 pages for myself?



Maybe you should ask NoseDrops...or Christina.



;)

Mortimer 10-24-2008 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cowgirlintexas

Oh all right...but just one more day.


:p

Mortimer 10-24-2008 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
WHATTY????


There is no way I took the toilet brush. I don't even have a toilet. A real Predator goes outside in the woods.



!!OOOOOOOOOO!!

FGFan 10-24-2008 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2
What happen to Franny?

Hello Mr. Cat...have fun on your date today...:{>:

Pet all those beautiful horseys for me...you can do that can't you?

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I could tell you guys where she is. But I'd have to kill you afterwards.

Hossy almost spilled the beans...I am incognito and on a secret mission.
And yes Hossy if you tell my whereabouts I will have to kill you and I do KNOW where to find you...:{>:
btw..the rendezvous is still set for the 14th, 15th or 16th...don't tell anyone...code word is etouffee...remember don't tell anyone or you will self destruct.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh the old witch ran out on me...didn't even leave a note.

LIAH, LIAH....pants and pud on fire!!!!!

But uh Macadamia..have you been up to your menacing tricks again and I have missed all the fun....:(

ROR has it snowed...we know you love that.

MMSC don't fall down and pass out from the horsey love when you see the Duke or Henry....:p

OK it's time to play.....I'm very excited to see the beautiful horseys today!!!

Mortimer 10-24-2008 02:04 PM

Franny..you jezzy.

Leave and don't say word one to me.Then come back to announce you are meeting sissy Hossy?



I don't blame you,though. You don't have the courage to meet me because you couldn't resist the animal magnetism I possess....you know I would be in you so fast it would make your head spin dry.


And you would love it....as much as you fear it.

Now leave me alone.


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